Senomi:

How can you just be permitted to travel to another state just like that?

Datboredberry:

Thanks... I mean it...



12 thousand dollars... What club is that? I would be an awful companion... You can't spend that amount with me... Nope...

Datboredberry:
Would i seek permission?

Are you nervous? I'm solely responsible for myself...

Senomi:

You won't know when I'll convert you, that's how money works, if you see too much you'd spend however you want forgetting about your values, opinions and upbringing
When you get here, I'd take you to the club

Senomi:

I mean your mom, ain't she overly strict?
I'm just surprised

Senomi:

I mean your mom, ain't she overly strict?
I'm just surprised

Datboredberry:
True... I can't relate... That's why I'm surprised.

I'm shy so clubs aren't really my thing...
This club is really classy, it's mostly patronised by politicians, drug dealers and most foreigners ( russians especially) I just like it cos it has a casino, but I don't bet or play the games there, my friends do,so I just silently pray for them while I watch, I'm scared my entire net worth might be blown off in one night
Plus I'm insecure and sh** so i would feel intimidated... All those amazing girls... I would burn with jealousy...

You mean pale skin white girls, they're escorts so they're owned by people, most girls are

When I think of you and I together... It's just us... Like a picnic... I long for companionship...

You're confusing me, do you want a love affair or a BFF whatever? They're many great spots here, golf clubs, a place they call pleasure park, an amusement park, so many, I'd take you wherever you want, outside ph in most towns and villages there are beaches, the towns surrounding my maternal hometown especially,

She is... But she wouldn't know till I'm gone...
Mmm, I don't want you to be declared as a missing person, neither do I want to be tagged as a kidnapper

Senomi:

do you want a love affair or a BFF whatever?

Datboredberry:
A love affair... You made me giggle...


And you're right... I'll tell her I'm travelling to visit a friend in Delta.. She would be cool with that...

Datboredberry:
Senomi... When you're back... We would plan everything... Okay?

Senomi:

So where would you stay?

Senomi:

What else

Datboredberry:
I don't know yet... The idea came up and I've been too excited to actually thknk... Maybe a hotel...

Datboredberry:
What else? I thought you remembered... What started this conversation...

I didn't ask for a million naira or a phone or monthy allowance... I needed a 50k loan...

Senomi:

You can stay at my house, there's plenty of room

*Dodges stone*

Senomi:

I've already planned everything, if there's any other thing it has to be our wedding

Datboredberry:
If i respond positively... You wouldn't believe me? Am i that difficult?

If your family doesn't mind...

Senomi:

I stay alone, well i actually split my time between my apartment and my family house
I stay in a 3 bedroom, so you can have a room all to yourself

Datboredberry:
But your plan is not convenient...

Would we get married?

I want a perfect wedding! I always have... One day to be a princess... Lol

Datboredberry:
If you've not had sex with a girl on the bed...

A three bedroom? Alone? I wish i were there now...

Datboredberry:
If you've not had sex with a girl on the bed...

A three bedroom? Alone? I wish i were there now...

Senomi:

Lol, your mind is seriously fvcked up, I have my own room it's sacred I don't allow anyone else in, well maybe except my girlfriends
I just wanted 3 cos of privacy and I'm somehow claustrophobic, I hate small places

Datboredberry:
.

Datboredberry:
It's perfect... I'm claustrophobic too... In primary school, I was locked in a locker by some bullies for a hour... Awful experience...

Senomi:

What else are you planning?

My relationships would've lasted a year plus or more, if I hadn't dated cos of loneliness, boredom or whatever, or If I hadn't allowed myself get carried away by a girl's looks and nothing else......if I had dated cos i was in love I'd hv still been in a relationship till now, but those girls never gave me what I wanted or what I was looking for, it's either something was too little or too much, there was always something missing, I wanted more and if I find it (I've already found it) I'd spend the rest of my life with that person, that is if the person doesn't get tired or fed up, but no I'll never let that happen

Senomi:

What kind of locker?
I know most nigerian schools have only one type of locker

Datboredberry:
Who's that person? Tell me now! I insist...

Who could get tired of being with you?

Yes! Let's date and get married... And have five kids...

Datboredberry:
Wall lockers... You know the desk type...

Senomi:

You know who it is, but I don't want someone lecturing me about infatuation
Women are insatiable
If you're serious then why not

Senomi:

Wall lockers in nigeria?
Which school is that?

Datboredberry:
Lol! She's a nag... Next time she caps carelessly, seal her mouth with tape...

Senomi:

You can buy the tape and seal your own mouth