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Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:05pm On Sep 14, 2011
After a long night of making love, a man noticed a photo of anothes guy on the woman's nightstand.
He nervously asked, ''is this your husband?'' ''No, silly, ''she replied.
''Your boyfriend, then?'' he continued.
''No, not at all,''she said.
''Is it your brother?'' he inquired, hoping to be reassured.
''No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous! ''she answered.

''Well, who is he then? ''he demanded.

She whispered in his ear. ''That's me before the surgery.''
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by r231(m): 10:06pm On Sep 14, 2011
oh oh
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by Talking(m): 4:13pm On Sep 16, 2011
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked****faints****
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by newbride: 5:40pm On Sep 16, 2011
man doing man, lol
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by DunOla: 8:05pm On Sep 16, 2011
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:35pm On Sep 16, 2011
newbride:

man doing man, lol

you're a man abi?
Oya lend me your ear cuz i want to toast you. . So dat if u fall for my swaggalicious toasting, I GO DO YOU

Lol
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by jackpot(f): 11:26pm On Sep 16, 2011
where is the joke?
*searches frantically for my googles*
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:08am On Sep 17, 2011
dont let me insult your bow legged father

he didnt do me anything
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by jackpot(f): 12:13pm On Sep 17, 2011
dont let me insult your road-side fork-nizer of a mum
she didnt do me
anything tongue**no offence**
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 12:22pm On Sep 17, 2011
You're a big fooool Sir


*No offence*
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by jackpot(f): 1:54pm On Sep 17, 2011
Lol! That 'Sir' is actually funny, you know grin grin grin
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by lysaa(f): 2:04pm On Sep 17, 2011
Omogay stud! LOL
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by jackpot(f): 2:09pm On Sep 17, 2011
^You mean Studio is actually an [size=36pt]OMO-[i]G[/i]AY[/size]?
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by lysaa(f): 5:17pm On Sep 17, 2011
Well. .all i know is that i couldn't have put it better than u've done. lol
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:50pm On Sep 17, 2011
Na me be bad guyz, dat fly guyz. . Dat special type of fine guys, dat sharp guy.
Na me be hard guy, holla at your holla at your
holla at your

but seriously ehn, na gay guys like me


Lol
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by lysaa(f): 11:06pm On Sep 17, 2011
O Lord! What a shameless world!
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by jackpot(f): 11:30pm On Sep 17, 2011
^I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that comment.

Who knows how Stud does the thing? Maybe he visits his man-friends with Vaseline in his back pocket *no offence*
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by lysaa(f): 12:07am On Sep 18, 2011
That broke ass negro uses ori-aku or snake oil LOL
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 12:39am On Sep 18, 2011
Nothing embarasses me

Sex with women aint fun

guys like me and spoil me silly with material things so. . Erm well what can i do?

Why are u guys criticing? Cant i live my life the way i want anymore?

Lyssa my problem with u is dat u always pretend as if na u know lord pass. . Little wonder you're having problem with your relationship
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by Nobody: 3:30pm On Sep 18, 2011
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Na him be bad guy o, after him don experience am from the male side, e come dey do am using female lens.
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:13pm On Sep 18, 2011
Na my life I dey live lol
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by newbride: 8:07pm On Sep 18, 2011
Studio r u a man-lover?
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:10pm On Sep 18, 2011
Sorry for disappointing you Newbride
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by Idowuogbo(f): 9:17pm On Sep 18, 2011
Studio CFR:

Na me be bad guyz, dat fly guyz. . Dat special type of fine guys, dat sharp guy.
Na me be hard guy, holla at your holla at your
holla at your


but seriously ehn, na man-lover guys like me


Lol

kai badosky join am ebariba to correct gbedu , but o boi whisper make i hia u b [size=26pt]GAYYY[/size]

nice joke tho , i have a feelin na jackpot story u dey yarn us sha  grin grin grin
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:35pm On Sep 18, 2011
whats'up with u badosky. . Long time no see
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by Idowuogbo(f): 9:41pm On Sep 18, 2011
Am gud o omo iya , i jus gentle

i dey now any gist
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:48pm On Sep 18, 2011
no gist for u sweerie. . Na greet i just dey greet u
you may take your leave now
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by Idowuogbo(f): 9:50pm On Sep 18, 2011
tsweeeeee Ewu , tuwo shinkafa oshi angry
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:54pm On Sep 18, 2011
hehehehehehehe
sweeriee. . U don vex?

I miss u small. . U remind me of Tanimz the love of my life
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by Idowuogbo(f): 10:02pm On Sep 18, 2011
y i no go provoke , imagine i remind of u tz or tz reminds u of me

oh boi laser surgery wud b my xmas gift 2 u
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:11pm On Sep 18, 2011
hehehehehe
Sweerie. . No vex
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by ARareGem(f): 10:49pm On Sep 18, 2011
Funny joke, but reading about Stud and the word 'g.a.y' in the same sentence. . . shocked undecided undecided undecided

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