thebookofthomas:
1. We sing that God is too faithful to fail us whereas we are too faithful to obey and please HIM,

2. We want God to kill and destroy all our enemies but we want God to protect us when others pray same prayer against us,

3. We all want to make heaven when we die but we don't want to die just yet because deep down we're not sure of our salvation,

4. We want God to bless others; just not as much as we want Him to bless us,

5. When we are rising we call it Grace; when an enemy is rising we call it juju and fraud,

6. We so much want God to change our lives but we don't want Him to change our hearts,

7. Everyone wants a Prophet to tell them their future but when it doesn't tally with their desires they go look for a second opinion,

8. When we are worshiping God we shout and scream that we love Him but when its time to confess our sins our voices and shouts suddenly disappear,

9. Everyone would love to attend "A night of worship," but scanty few would want to attend "A night of Intercession,"

10. On Sunday morning we are all saints, we are all Holy, we are all sinless due to the fact that our sins and hearts cannot be seen, so we try to give a false impression of a holiness we know deep in our hearts we do not so gracefully possess,

And somehow, we forget that such self deception which has become public deception is acceptable before a God that cannot stand hypocrisy and the guile that it feeds on,

lordm:
You are looking for trouble

thebookofthomas:
21. We sing "mould me, break me, use me," to GOD but when HE Begins to break us via affliction we cry out and attend vigils attacking witches for our plights and supposed misfortunes,

22. When we hear a song in church we refuse to dance/Worship passionately because it is not in our local dialect yet when others are showing/doing favours for their own tribe we call them out as tribalistic,

23. We are happy when the visiting Prophet is counselling us and describing our house in the village to us in front of the whole church but when he is casting out demons in front of our rivals we suddenly want to start heading home claiming he is wasting time,

24. We only attend/come early to midweek service when it's our turn to backup/lead praise and worship,

25. When the Preacher says "anyone fighting you will die this year!" we love to jump up and shout "amen!" but when he says "anyone you're hating and fighting will attend your burial this year," we're suddenly angry, quiet and chanting "GOD forbid!"

26. When it becomes our own turn to share testimony the 5 minutes allotted to everyone else suddenly becomes insufficient for us,

27. We judge the lady that gave birth out of wedlock but we fail to judge her friend that committed 3 abortions to hide her sin because GOD looks at the heart but man looks at the stomach,

28. We hate prayer meetings because it's boring to us but we love night vigils because the Prophet coming to minister can "see" us getting married this year (and sadly our prayer departmental leader cannot),

29. We want our Express Will to be done in God's life but we don't want His Express Will to be done in ours; simply put HE has become our own person genie in the bottle;

30. When others are telling us what we want to hear to obtain a certain favour from us we say they're being sycophants and manipulative but when we do it to GOD we call it worship and adoration,