miggs?

Clemmy!

lol
my dear how are u?
ive been gettn ur msg, culdnt reply cuss i cnt remember my password

lol bet am gettn old

miss u plenty

@clem
lol i think not. dnt see too many of you guys round no more.

They've been busy halking pure water at Ojota that's why you can't see them any more.

See this danfo driver dey open other people yansh!

. . . Feelin lyk a transport co-ordinator.

"

Dani please save us some oxygen.

Three gay athletes, a baseball player, a basketball player, and a football player were sitting together in a hot tub discussing theirprofessions and everything they liked about the sport that they play. The football player said, "I just love football because I get hit and rub up against all those big sweaty guy's and it justturns me on. That’s what I like about football." The gay basketball player said, " Oh, that's the same thing with me, I just love all those big sweaty guy's rubbing up against me too, that's what I like about basketball." The gay baseball player said, " Well I like it when I'm in a game and it's the 9th inning, there's 2 out's, the score is tied, and I'm up tobat and the pitcher has a full count on me and winds up and throws his best fast-ball at me and I hit it hard and the crowd yells GOOOO! GOOOO!,and I'm rounding 1st,the crowd yells GOOOO! GOOOO!, and I'm rounding 2nd, the crowd yells GOOOO! GOOOO!, and I'm rounding 3rd, the crowd yells GOOOO! GOOOO!, but the 3rd base coach saysNO! NO!, but I go anyway all the way to home andslide head first, and when the dust clears the umpire yells "YOUR OUT!" Then the crowd yells, "COCKSUCKERRRRR!" Then he says to his friends, "It's that recognition that I like."

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest pathways one day, when they
collided at the point where the pathways meet.
They immediately began to argue with one another
as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the
snake remarked that he had been blind since
birth, and thus should be given additional
leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been
blind since birth. The two animals then forgot
about the collision and began commiserating
concerning the problems of being blind. The snake
said that his greatest regret was the loss of his
identity. He had never been able to see his
reflection in water, and for that reason did not
know exactly what he looked like, or even what he
was. The rabbit declared that he had the same
problem.

Seeing a way that they could help each other,
the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from
head to toe, and then try to describe what the
other animal was. The snake agreed, and started
by winding himself around the rabbit. After a
few moments, he announced, 'You've got very soft,
fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little
fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a
bunny rabbit!' The rabbit was much relieved to
find his identity, and proceeded to return the
favor to the snake. After feeling about the
snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted,
'Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got
beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all
the time, and you've got a forked tongue.
I think you're a lawyer!'

hi migs

How do you know when it's time to wash the dishes
and clean the house?

Look in your pants. If there's a penis down
there, it's not time.
@clem
hi sweetheart!

(im going online now)

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down. Luckily,she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes upto the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When thefarmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it's Sundaynight and my car broke down! I don't know what todo! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help? "Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messin' with my sons Jed and Luke." She looks through the screen door and sees twomen standing behind the farmer. She judges themto be in the early twenties. "Okay", she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little Hot just thinkingabout the two boys in the room next to her. So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys,how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?" She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to getpregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." Sheputs them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long. Forty years later Jed and Luke are sitting on thefront porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, "Luke?" Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?" Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that cameby here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?" "Yeah," says Luke, "I remember." "Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asksJed. "Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not". "Me, neither," says Jed, "Let's take these things off."

When the body was first made, all parts wanted to
be the Boss. The Brain said, “Since I control
everything and do all the thinking, I should be
Boss”. The Hand said, “Since I must do all the
work and earn all the money to keep the rest of
you going, I should be Boss”. The Eyes said,
“Since I must look out for all of you and tell
you where the danger lurks, I should be Boss.”
And so it went with the Heart, the Ears, the
Feet, the Lungs, and finally the Asshole spoke up
and demanded to be the Boss. All other parts
laughed at the idea of the Asshole being Boss.

The Asshole was so enraged that he blocked
himself off and refused to function. Soon the
Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached,
the Feet were too weak, the Hands hung limply at
the side, the Heart and Lungs struggled just to
keep going. All pleaded with the Brain to let the
Asshole be Boss. And so it happened. All the
other parts did all the work and the Asshole just
bossed around and passed out a lot of shit.

The Moral of the story: You don’t have to be a
brain to be the boss. You just have to be an
asshole.

Norv Turner had put together the perfect
Redskins team for 97'. The only thing he
was missing was a good quarterback. He
had scouted all the colleges, and even
the high schools and he couldn't find a
ringer quarterback that would ensure a
Superbowl win. Then one night, while
watching CNN, he saw a war zone in
Bosnia. In the background, out of the
corner of his eye, he spotted a young
Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible
arm.

He threw a hand grenade straight into a
15th story window 200 yards away
Ka-boom!!!

He threw another hand grenade into a
group of about 10 soldiers a good 110
yards away Ka-Blooey!!!

A car passes going around 90 mph.
Bulls-Eye! Right into it.

I've got to get this guy, Norv says to
himself, he has a perfect arm! So, he
brings him back to the states and
teaches him the great game of football.
The Redskins went on to win the
Superbowl that year and the young
Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of
Superbowl XXXII.

When Norv Turner asked him what he
wanted, all the young man wanted to do
was call his mother.

"Mom", the young man says into the
receiver, "I just won the Superbowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you", the old
woman says. "You deserted us. You are
not my son". "I don't think you
understand, mother," the young man
pleads, "I just won the greatest
sporting event in the world. I'm in the
middle of thousands of adoring fans".

"No, let me tell you", the mother
implores. "At this very moment there
are gunshots all around us. The
neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your
two brothers were beaten within an inch
of their lives last week and this week
your sister was killed in broad
daylight, " The old lady pauses, in
tears, ", I'll never forgive you for
moving us to Washington".

Now that was funny.

Crazy Kid u can take the rubber off now.

Kelevra which rubber na.

@Dani
You be wrestler?

@Crazykid
Ah! Na, the expired trosses ur third leg dey wear.

I know say you don hire ashow con house; if na condom you de find, just beg me and I go give you; no de speak in tounges.

abeg dispose of that thing jor!

wish i could have a chat wid u, but kinna missed u though

huhh?

Person mess for ur mouth?

clemcykul:

wish i could have a chat wid u, but kinna missed u though

Two old Irishmen were sitting at the local pub
drinking a few beers. So Paddy says to George,
"George me buddy ol' pal. When I die could you
pour a couple of beers o'er me grave?"

George says, "Why certainly, but could I pour
it through me bladder fist?"

dis online kissing wont do u both any gud