how does that affect ur small breast?

and so?

Nothing.

Lolabbey:

dis online kissing wont do u both any gud

cus nobody dey kiss her
okay
i dey here

comot dia jare

luk'em haters!

now youhve urs, take a nap.

:p :p :p

dobnt worry
i kknow u go soon like am

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy
have in common?

They can smell it but they can't have it!

hmmmmm

If a man speaks in the forest and there is
no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Top Signs You Have A Drinking Problem

1 You lose arguments with inanimate
objects.
2 You have to hold onto the lawn to keep
from falling off the earth
3 Job interfering with your drinking.
4 Your doctor finds traces of blood in
your alcohol stream.
5 Career won't progress beyond Senator
from Massachusettes.
6 The back of your head keeps getting hit
by the toilet seat.
7 Sincerely believe alcohol to be the
elusive 5th food group.
8 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case -
coincidence?? - I think not!
9 Two hands and just one mouth, - now
THAT'S a drinking problem!
10 "Norm!" is what they say when you
enter the bar.
11 When you can focus better with one eye
closed
12 The parking lot seems to have moved
while you were in the bar
13 Every woman you see has an exact twin.
14 You wake up to find Windows 95
installed on your machine.
15 If you keep asking your wife "where
are the kids?", but you don't really have
a wife and you're talking to the
refridgerator.
16 You fall off the floor.
17 You discover in the morning liquid
cleaning supplies have disappeared.
18 Your twin sons are named Barley and
Hops.
19 Had "Spuds McKenzie" tattoo removed,
replaced it with "Red Dog."
20 Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories
as a burger, screw dinner!
21 Beer: it's not just for breakfast
anymore.
22 The glass keeps missing your mouth.
23 Bill Clinton starts to make sense.
24 When you go to donate blood and they
ask what proof?
25 Vampires get woozy after biting you.
26 The only drinking problem is not
having a drink right now.
27 At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name
is, uh, "
28 Your idea of cutting back is less
seltzer.
29 When vomiting becomes a relief.
30 Having a hard time staying on the side
walk - left, right, stumble, fall
31 You wake up in the bedroom, your
underwear is in the bathroom.
32 Barney, that dinosaur is damned funny!
33 You think, Four Basic Food Groups are
Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.
34 Every night you're beginning to find
your roomate's cat more attractive.
35 Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence
of incohol.
36 Waking up with a traffic cone between
your legs.
37 No ocifer, I'm not drunk, you're
just sober,
38 Problem? I Drink, I get Drunk, I Fall
down, No Problem
39 If on a diet, you cut back your food
calories to allow for alcohol calories.
40 Take me drunk, I'm home!
41 The bottle's empty, that's the
problem!
42 Find yourself as the captain for the
Exxon Valdez.
43 You wake up naked lying in the corner
of a bus depot.
44 Roseanne looks good.
45 Don't recognize wife unless seen
through bottom of bottle.
46 You drink to get over a hangover.
47 That damned pink elephant followed me
home again.
48 You are the proud owner of a porcelain
bus driver's liscense.
49 The Whisky Ain't Working Anymore.
50 Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake
their heads when they walk past you.
51 You have a reserved parking space at
the A&P.
52 I'm as jober as a sudge!
53 You consider yourself a workaholic,
becuase every time you go to work, you
want to have a beer!
54 I slept with that damned pink elephant
again.
55 Mosquitoes spiral down to the ground
in circles after biting you.
56 Newt Gingrich, he's soooo sexy.
57 You find yourself in a room on a train
arriving in Tiajuana and the last thing
you remember is being in a bar in NYC!
58 Your name is Ted Kennedy.
59 You wake up in Korea in August and the
last thing you remember is the Fourth of
July party in Waikiki.
60 Red dog upside down looks like batman
eating a catwoman.
61 You've fallen and you can't/(don't
want to) get up.
62 You don't drink. (That's a problem!)
63 When hangovers become an attractive
alternative lifestyle.
64 BeerTender! Get me another Bar!
65 Boris Yeltsin tries to get you to join
AA.
66 The shrubbery's drunk from frequent
watering.
67 Do you take this woman,
68 You wake up too groggy to come up with
anything funny for this damn list.
69 You realize you have shaved your head
except for a little rat tail hanging
from the top and you're pestering people
to buy incense & crap.
70 Your only friends are Jack, Johnnie,
and Jose.
71 Double vision so much the norm, you
can't function w/o it.
72 You listen to the radio and start
dancing to hootie and the blowfish.
73 Because you're not as think you are
drunk I am,
74 salt, sugar, grease, carbohydrates -
yes, alcohol is the fifth food group.
75 Your favorite drink is ethanol.
76 Why does everybody think I have a
prinking droblem?!
77 You can't remember what your family
looks like, or if you have a family.
78 You wake up surrounded by 50 dented
cases of SPAM.
79 You like SPAM.
80 You get defensive when someone asks if
you have drinking problem.
81 Haven't stopped drinking since Carter
got elected.
82 I don't have a drinking prob, pleb,
prub, hic Pash me another, tarbender.
83 You spend a whole night holding up
walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
84 The opposite wall is covered with
ceiling tiles and there are rows of light
fixtures.
85 When you feel drunk is feeling
sophisticated when you can't say it.
86 When you feel that beauty lies in the
hands of the beer holder.
87 When you read about the evils of
drinking, and give up reading.
88 When you feel reality is an illusion
that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
89. when you cant finish reading this.

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

good
i only drink once in a while

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

I grow more intense as I age.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.

The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.

Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.

Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.

It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals ?

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

sholabanke:

good
i only drink once in a while

perfect!

let me get ma glasses 2 read dis

okay
wa wa alright

To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you
may be the world An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered.
An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
--G. K. Chesterton --

Adventure isn't hanging on a rope off the side of a mountain.
Adventure is an attitude that we must apply to the day to day obstacles of life --
facing new challenges, seizing new opportunities, testing our resources a
gainst the unknown and in the process, discovering our own unique potential.
--John Amatt organizer and participant in Canada's
first successful expedition to the summit of Mt Everest.--

Bringing up a family should be an adventure, not an anxious discipline
in which everybody is constantly graded for performance.
--Milton R. Saperstein --

Death is the most beautiful adventure in life.
--Charles Frohman ---

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature,
nor do the children of men as a whole experience it.
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure.
Life is a daring adventure or nothing at all.
--Helen Keller --

Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly
lived if you take it bravely and gallantly, as a splendid adventure
in which you are setting out into an unknown country, to face many a danger,
to meet many a joy, to find many a comrade, to win and lose many a battle.
--Annie Besant English Peace and Social Justice Advocate ---

There are more adventures on a chessboard than on all the seas of the world
--Pierre Mac ORLAN --

There once was a King and Queen who ruled a
kingdom by the sea. One day the King's brother,
who ruled a kingdom in the mountains, took ill
and needed help ruling his land.

The first king volunteered to help and explained
to the queen that his brother's illness may last
many months. They would see one another each
weekend. Every other weekend the king would
journey, on horseback, down from the mountains.
On alternating weekends the queen would journey,
up from the seaside, the same way.

"There is one very important thing to remember"
said the king. "Halfway between the two lands is
a bridge which crosses a deep ravine. The bridge
is guarded by a magic troll, who lives under the
bridge as most trolls are apt to do. He will ask
you to pay a toll, a four leaf clover, so you
must promise me you will always remember to bring
one with you." "I will" she replied thinking that
would be easy since all castles in those days
were surrounded by fields of four leaf clovers,
for good luck.

So the time comes for the queen to make her first
journey. She picks the clover, puts it in the
pocket of her dress and off she goes. After a
while she comes to the bridge and out crawls an
ugly little troll. " He certainly doesn't look
very magical" she thinks to herself.

The troll begins to speak. "I am the troll who
lives under the bridge and YOU must pay a toll
, a four leaf clover if you please , or bend
over on your knees." And with that he dropped his
pants revealing the biggest, thickest cock the
queen had ever seen. He then thrust his hips back
and forth three or four times to show exactly
what he intended do with his massive, 12 inch
prick. The queen, all flustered and embarrassed,
quickly gave him the clover and hurried on her
way.

This went on for many months. The queen grew used
to seeing the trolls equipment and even began
fantasizing about how it would be to let the
troll Bleep her. After all, the king was just of
an average size and he was all she had ever been
with. It got to the point where her panties would
get damp at the thought of making the journey
across the bridge.

One fateful day, as she approached the bridge,
she thought "What the hell, you only live once"
and threw her clover away. When she reached the
bridge the troll was waiting. "I am the troll who
lives under the bridge and YOU must pay a toll,
a four leaf clover if you please , or bend over
on your knees." "My god" said the queen looking
in the pocket of her dress, "I seem to have lost
my four leaf clover. It looks like I will have to
take the second choice today."

So the troll helps the queen off her horse and
leads her down under the bridge where there is a
beautiful bed of flowers. She lifts her dress,
slips off her silky royal panties, bends over and
gets down on her knees on the flowers. As soon as
he enters her soaking wet pussy she realizes why
he is called a "magic troll". The troll bleeps the
queen like she has never been bleeped before in
all her life. Echoes of the queens moans and
gasps of pleasure bounce off the ravine walls for
the next couple of hours.

When they are finally done they lay exhausted in
the flowers. "I have to admit , " said the queen
"I'm kind of glad I lost my clover."

"Oh, I hear that one all the time" replies the
troll.

"Do many ladies come by here who have lost their
clover" says the queen coyly.

"Oh no" replies the troll , "but your husband
loses his every single time."

:d

i still dey my bend down enter house

hhhhmmm
thats nice apartment

Migines! Whattagwan man?

abeg folow me bumper to bumper

no! you wan scratch my car shey?

dat ur 1784 model

You no sabi 'classic' when u see am?