NotoriousBiggyS:


Am telling you, those boys are making life unbearable to the legitimate hustlers in delta. Too bad they are in every corner of the state, how my own village is more expensive to leave than lekki still baffles me

omaira:
The unruly character of the females in that state is so appalling as every girl above 16yrs old is a walking object for sex. All they want is meet Mr A to feed them for breakfast, Mr B to feed them for lunch and Mr C to feed them for dinner whilst the so called serious boyfriend soles responsibility is to feed the girl’s family… haaaaaaaaa!! This is so irritating.

Kriss216:

Taa!

Which Yenegoa is the cleanest

That's the only problem I have with you people. You'll stay in your tiny brown roof hut and be passing judgement anyhow. Learn to move outside your comfort zone once in a while.

Yenegoa is the only capital city in Nigeria where you'll be seeing kpako house in every corner. Dirty and smelly waters everywhere!

I'll rather live in Sambisa, Ogbomoso or Lokoja than to live in Yenegoa.

Tallesty1:
I remember my first visit to Bayelsa. It was one of the states I had in my list, luckily a reason to go there during the election period came. I couldn't get a direct Bus from my place so I took the one going to Rivers. Got to Rivers around 9PM but there was no bus/car that was going to Bayelsa....Why? There was a particular place between Rivers and Bayelsa that thieves operate at that time so the unwritten rule is to wait until they are done before one can make a safe pass; this should be around 12 or 1AM. We waited.

I was the first to jump into the next available Sienna because I was giving my host a sleepless night. One thing I noticed on our way was that there was no single polieman on any of the checkpoints we saw on our way. The driver said that they would return in the morning.

We entered in Bayelsa around 2am, saw some police men and walked up to them, told them my situation and asked if I could stay with them until my host comes to pick me up; it was cool so I stayed with them but I gave them what I thought was a respectful distance since they were men on duty but one of them was like "Yo, if you are going to stay with us then you have to be really close to us; we will not intervene if anything happens to you there. Move when we move and stop when we stop. My first Scare. Nothing else happened and I got to my destination like an hour later. 
When I wanted to move around town the next day, my host told me that it was a bad idea. I insisted and he was like fine, you can go but keep your android phone at home, go out with only the small one. Don't answer calls on the road and make sure you have some money in your pocket. Guys here know new faces and they will come for  you, they will ask for your phone and if it is not an android then you better have some cash on you. 
I was lucky maybe because I didn't experience any of that.

You see that Tombia, it is a den for cultists. They will come out to unleash mayhem and disappear into the creeks. They don't fear soldiers or police, they tax and retax non indigenes that are doing business in Bayelsa and they will hurt you if you resist them.

The women? God damn it. They are not like every other Nigerian girl, they are worse. Many of them are cultists and they give birth anyhow like Akwa Ibom people, they do everything with extra, then there is this peculiar thing about them that I noticed in my second visit because I was freer then and spent more.

They move around in packs in the evening. You will see like 10 of them dressed for you know what, they will be going from one joint to another. They will enter the first joint and maybe nah like 8 or 7 go come, 2 or 3 got lucky. The yet unlucky ones will move to another location and the number will keep dropping until it is down to maybe 2, then the 2 will look for another pack and join.

The men are incredibly lazy, some of them are receiving like three different salaries on a monthly basis yet the only thing they have to show for it is more women, varieties of infections and rotten teeth. They are always having teeth problems. 
The state is no where near what it is supposed to be

Tallesty1:
I remember my first visit to Bayelsa. It was one of the states I had in my list, luckily a reason to go there during the election period came. I couldn't get a direct Bus from my place so I took the one going to Rivers. Got to Rivers around 9PM but there was no bus/car that was going to Bayelsa....Why? There was a particular place between Rivers and Bayelsa that thieves operate at that time so the unwritten rule is to wait until they are done before one can make a safe pass; this should be around 12 or 1AM. We waited.

I was the first to jump into the next available Sienna because I was giving my host a sleepless night. One thing I noticed on our way was that there was no single polieman on any of the checkpoints we saw on our way. The driver said that they would return in the morning.

We entered in Bayelsa around 2am, saw some police men and walked up to them, told them my situation and asked if I could stay with them until my host comes to pick me up; it was cool so I stayed with them but I gave them what I thought was a respectful distance since they were men on duty but one of them was like "Yo, if you are going to stay with us then you have to be really close to us; we will not intervene if anything happens to you there. Move when we move and stop when we stop. My first Scare. Nothing else happened and I got to my destination like an hour later. 
When I wanted to move around town the next day, my host told me that it was a bad idea. I insisted and he was like fine, you can go but keep your android phone at home, go out with only the small one. Don't answer calls on the road and make sure you have some money in your pocket. Guys here know new faces and they will come for  you, they will ask for your phone and if it is not an android then you better have some cash on you. 
I was lucky maybe because I didn't experience any of that.

You see that Tombia, it is a den for cultists. They will come out to unleash mayhem and disappear into the creeks. They don't fear soldiers or police, they tax and retax non indigenes that are doing business in Bayelsa and they will hurt you if you resist them.

The women? God damn it. They are not like every other Nigerian girl, they are worse. Many of them are cultists and they give birth anyhow like Akwa Ibom people, they do everything with extra, then there is this peculiar thing about them that I noticed in my second visit because I was freer then and spent more.

They move around in packs in the evening. You will see like 10 of them dressed for you know what, they will be going from one joint to another. They will enter the first joint and maybe nah like 8 or 7 go come, 2 or 3 got lucky. The yet unlucky ones will move to another location and the number will keep dropping until it is down to maybe 2, then the 2 will look for another pack and join.

The men are incredibly lazy, some of them are receiving like three different salaries on a monthly basis yet the only thing they have to show for it is more women, varieties of infections and rotten teeth. They are always having teeth problems. 
The state is no where near what it is supposed to be

NotoriousBiggyS:
All the south south state are expensive except akwa ibom and cross river state ,Kudos to the so call yahoo boys that make live unbearable for the rest , Benin, delta, yenagoa, PH is hard to stay if you're doing legit, that's why girls are selling their bodies just to earn a living.

I am from delta state , my parent living in lagos relocated to our hometown in delta some years back and if I tell you the cost of living in my own village is higher than lekki and banana island, high cost of good and services due to those yahoo boys spending recklessly over their

23jerryking:
Oga I'm a Kogite and have also spent time in Yangoa, Bayelsa state. You guys have nothing going on there, I'm still wondering where all that oil money they talk about is. Yenago a state headquarter that has only one high road. Tueh

IyaebeTheGreat:
ha! You have kukuma finished Bayelsans kpakpa come give side knucks to Akwaibomites

Tallesty1:
AkwaIbomites and Benue people sabi born abeg. Ndi idoma go be like " let me born for you nah"

Uptheante:

Their underdevelopment is most likely due to the criminal activities going on there

IyaebeTheGreat:
Uyai will not like this

NotoriousBiggyS:
All the south south state are expensive except akwa ibom and cross river state ,Kudos to the so call yahoo boys that make live unbearable for the rest , Benin, delta, yenagoa, PH is hard to stay if you're doing legit, that's why girls are selling their bodies just to earn a living.

I am from delta state , my parent living in lagos relocated to our hometown in delta some years back and if I tell you the cost of living in my own village is higher than lekki and banana island, high cost of good and services due to those yahoo boys spending recklessly over their

Tallesty1:
I remember my first visit to Bayelsa. It was one of the states I had in my list, luckily a reason to go there during the election period came. I couldn't get a direct Bus from my place so I took the one going to Rivers. Got to Rivers around 9PM but there was no bus/car that was going to Bayelsa....Why? There was a particular place between Rivers and Bayelsa that thieves operate at that time so the unwritten rule is to wait until they are done before one can make a safe pass; this should be around 12 or 1AM. We waited.

I was the first to jump into the next available Sienna because I was giving my host a sleepless night. One thing I noticed on our way was that there was no single polieman on any of the checkpoints we saw on our way. The driver said that they would return in the morning.

We entered in Bayelsa around 2am, saw some police men and walked up to them, told them my situation and asked if I could stay with them until my host comes to pick me up; it was cool so I stayed with them but I gave them what I thought was a respectful distance since they were men on duty but one of them was like "Yo, if you are going to stay with us then you have to be really close to us; we will not intervene if anything happens to you there. Move when we move and stop when we stop. My first Scare. Nothing else happened and I got to my destination like an hour later. 
When I wanted to move around town the next day, my host told me that it was a bad idea. I insisted and he was like fine, you can go but keep your android phone at home, go out with only the small one. Don't answer calls on the road and make sure you have some money in your pocket. Guys here know new faces and they will come for  you, they will ask for your phone and if it is not an android then you better have some cash on you. 
I was lucky maybe because I didn't experience any of that.

You see that Tombia, it is a den for cultists. They will come out to unleash mayhem and disappear into the creeks. They don't fear soldiers or police, they tax and retax non indigenes that are doing business in Bayelsa and they will hurt you if you resist them.

The women? God damn it. They are not like every other Nigerian girl, they are worse. Many of them are cultists and they give birth anyhow like Akwa Ibom people, they do everything with extra, then there is this peculiar thing about them that I noticed in my second visit because I was freer then and spent more.

They move around in packs in the evening. You will see like 10 of them dressed for you know what, they will be going from one joint to another. They will enter the first joint and maybe nah like 8 or 7 go come, 2 or 3 got lucky. The yet unlucky ones will move to another location and the number will keep dropping until it is down to maybe 2, then the 2 will look for another pack and join.

The men are incredibly lazy, some of them are receiving like three different salaries on a monthly basis yet the only thing they have to show for it is more women, varieties of infections and rotten teeth. They are always having teeth problems. 
The state is no where near what it is supposed to be

Tallesty1:
I remember my first visit to Bayelsa. It was one of the states I had in my list, luckily a reason to go there during the election period came. I couldn't get a direct Bus from my place so I took the one going to Rivers. Got to Rivers around 9PM but there was no bus/car that was going to Bayelsa....Why? There was a particular place between Rivers and Bayelsa that thieves operate at that time so the unwritten rule is to wait until they are done before one can make a safe pass; this should be around 12 or 1AM. We waited.

I was the first to jump into the next available Sienna because I was giving my host a sleepless night. One thing I noticed on our way was that there was no single polieman on any of the checkpoints we saw on our way. The driver said that they would return in the morning.

We entered in Bayelsa around 2am, saw some police men and walked up to them, told them my situation and asked if I could stay with them until my host comes to pick me up; it was cool so I stayed with them but I gave them what I thought was a respectful distance since they were men on duty but one of them was like "Yo, if you are going to stay with us then you have to be really close to us; we will not intervene if anything happens to you there. Move when we move and stop when we stop. My first Scare. Nothing else happened and I got to my destination like an hour later. 
When I wanted to move around town the next day, my host told me that it was a bad idea. I insisted and he was like fine, you can go but keep your android phone at home, go out with only the small one. Don't answer calls on the road and make sure you have some money in your pocket. Guys here know new faces and they will come for  you, they will ask for your phone and if it is not an android then you better have some cash on you. 
I was lucky maybe because I didn't experience any of that.

You see that Tombia, it is a den for cultists. They will come out to unleash mayhem and disappear into the creeks. They don't fear soldiers or police, they tax and retax non indigenes that are doing business in Bayelsa and they will hurt you if you resist them.

The women? God damn it. They are not like every other Nigerian girl, they are worse. Many of them are cultists and they give birth anyhow like Akwa Ibom people, they do everything with extra, then there is this peculiar thing about them that I noticed in my second visit because I was freer then and spent more.

They move around in packs in the evening. You will see like 10 of them dressed for you know what, they will be going from one joint to another. They will enter the first joint and maybe nah like 8 or 7 go come, 2 or 3 got lucky. The yet unlucky ones will move to another location and the number will keep dropping until it is down to maybe 2, then the 2 will look for another pack and join.

The men are incredibly lazy, some of them are receiving like three different salaries on a monthly basis yet the only thing they have to show for it is more women, varieties of infections and rotten teeth. They are always having teeth problems. 
The state is no where near what it is supposed to be

farady:


Laugh wan finish me as i read your post. Your narration was on point.

Honestly, it's so disappointing that after several years, Bayelsa state is still very much underdeveloped; this is in spite the oil resources. Just one major road in the state capital! The attitude and mindset of the people does help. An attitude of "so long as the gov or that LG chairman or that man in authority is our brother and is eating our money, we don't have any problems with that"

When you travel to the riverine parts of that state, you will want to weep. Some communities, the well water is like Fanta colour. They drink it and cook with it. God is wonderful. Just like someone mentioned, a state of less than 4m people with huge oil wealth, still in that condition, is really appalling. To think that that state was created same time as Akwa Ibom is funny; when you compare the level of development in Akwa Ibom to that of Bayelsa.

Successive leadership failure (since 1999 to date) and terrible mindset/attitude of the people has continue short-changed the progress of Bayelsa state.

omaira:
True or Fasle ?.

Centered with the daily routine criminal activities in the state, Visitors seems to be nothing but prey in the hands of the predators whom are the citizen of the states.

The central community in the state’s capital commonly known as Tombia is the hideout for these predators as the prepare their nest awaiting the visitors who have little or no knowledge about the unsafe place he could be standing waiting for the next cab to pick him up.

The unruly character of the females in that state is so appalling as every girl above 16yrs old is a walking object for sex. All they want is meet Mr A to feed them for breakfast, Mr B to feed them for lunch and Mr C to feed them for dinner whilst the so called serious boyfriend soles responsibility is to feed the girl’s family… haaaaaaaaa!! This is so irritating.

You take care of bills, bills, bills and u wonder what kind of family is this

This is not excluded to females who are married as Bayelsa as a town does not have a culture that restricts the married women from committing adultery.

Should I go down the list … not forgetting the fact that these people actually have nothing to offer to you as a man.

Bayelsa is the worse place to live in a a guest.

23jerryking:
Oga I'm a Kogite and have also spent time in Yangoa, Bayelsa state. You guys have nothing going on there, I'm still wondering where all that oil money they talk about is. Yenago a state headquarter that has only one high road. Tueh

omaira:
True or Fasle ?.

Centered with the daily routine criminal activities in the state, Visitors seems to be nothing but prey in the hands of the predators whom are the citizen of the states.

The central community in the state’s capital commonly known as Tombia is the hideout for these predators as the prepare their nest awaiting the visitors who have little or no knowledge about the unsafe place he could be standing waiting for the next cab to pick him up.

The unruly character of the females in that state is so appalling as every girl above 16yrs old is a walking object for sex. All they want is meet Mr A to feed them for breakfast, Mr B to feed them for lunch and Mr C to feed them for dinner whilst the so called serious boyfriend soles responsibility is to feed the girl’s family… haaaaaaaaa!! This is so irritating.

You take care of bills, bills, bills and u wonder what kind of family is this

This is not excluded to females who are married as Bayelsa as a town does not have a culture that restricts the married women from committing adultery.

Should I go down the list … not forgetting the fact that these people actually have nothing to offer to you as a man.

Bayelsa is the worse place to live in a a guest.

24SEVEN:


Akwa ibom was created in 1986 and Bayelsa 1996. Bayelsa was created same time as Ekiti and Ebonyi.

Tho I've never been there, but the sexual escapades of their women is really a fantasy.

omaira:


If there is a worse that is worse than the word worse… I think that is the right word to use.

bayelsaowei:
cleanest ke? make I laugh small..

richmond500:
Yenagoa is definitely one of the cleanest states, probably because the people doesn't have much to eat, so they can't dirty the state with left overs.
People survive with that white local dusty bread u guys have (forgot the name), sometimes they tend to put butter on it to garnish it.

When it comes to development, that state is among the 10 least developed states in Nigeria.
There is no road network, just one straight road to go in and out, most of the locals doesn't have a sense of fashion.
Robbery and Keke are the only business.
I have visited about 30states, but Bayelsa is a state I never intend to come back and visit.

Seriake Dickson is a curse to that state.

bayelsaowei:
timipri sylva and seriaki are a taboo to any state or establishment.. useless misfits.. oh my people have suffered In the hands of highhanded leaders...

24SEVEN:


Have you been to Rivers state?

farady:


Laugh wan finish me as i read your post. Your narration was on point.

Honestly, it's so disappointing that after several years, Bayelsa state is still very much underdeveloped; this is in spite the oil resources. Just one major road in the state capital! The attitude and mindset of the people does help. An attitude of "so long as the gov or that LG chairman or that man in authority is our brother and is eating our money, we don't have any problems with that"

When you travel to the riverine parts of that state, you will want to weep. Some communities, the well water is like Fanta colour. They drink it and cook with it. God is wonderful. Just like someone mentioned, a state of less than 4m people with huge oil wealth, still in that condition, is really appalling. To think that that state was created same time as Akwa Ibom is funny; when you compare the level of development in Akwa Ibom to that of Bayelsa.

Successive leadership failure (since 1999 to date) and terrible mindset/attitude of the people has continue short-changed the progress of Bayelsa state.

KingMack:





OP you're right I remembered last year I was in bayelsa..I was always having 3-4some for as low as 20k. All the girls are olosho jus take dem or go Oxblow you go catch over dose