Where person one start from... women generally are drama queen and I love them, you love them too

slimsophiediva:



Who vex pastor 😂😂
I thought the Bible says the meek will inherit the world
Pastor don Dey swear🤣🤣🤣🤣

Indeed. When did I address myself as Pastor. I should sit back and get shitted on. Na. I'll pass on that. Also being meek doesn't mean receiving bad treatment

Drjones109:
Nne gi.... Ogbalagi ose na amu nbu?

And still later check if ur ntanta is fine

Na WA O!

What did you do to deserve that?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Speechless..

She's prayerful
She no dey joke with ham..

She can just burst into my room and put olive oil in my head...

I love her so much...
She's always dancing whenever I show her my plane ticket to Newyork to visit her...

We are dog family... but she no dey too play with dog... but if any stranger should give our family dog one kin face... she will tell does people to come and be going

Mum or Mom

Mom will ask us what we want to have for dinner or lunch... The moment we choose one hmmm she'll start saying " no be last week we cook that food? (when its been months) you guys know sey i dont like this food, it takes time to cook, you know sey your daddy no like this food o (last man no send am o), it is this it is that" to cut the long story short, she go cook wetin gangan dey her mind.. Nowadays whenever she ask we'll be like "Wetin you wan cook"😹💔

May God continue to bless our mothers..
Ameeen

sameoldguy:
When visitors give you food, she’ll tell you to take it and at the same time her eyes is telling you “try am and see”. Lol

my mum na good example...

kroger:
My mum never admits she has money, even if you see her with money she will say it's peoples money.. She is approcahing 70 and till date any money she has is contribution money....Ahan when will you have your own money

That woman can price ehn,she will price meat and[b] i start feeling pity for the seller [/b]

that pay got me

princeemmma:
never had mom experience, just came to read

I feel ur pain, sorry bro

Drjones109:
My mother use to chase me around the neighborhood just for me to take my drugs..

We go run marathon race entire the next village without knowing.

Just me, my mum, my cup of water, my drugs and my boxer. Hahahaha

This is the sweetest man,the humour in this.

My mum is really very dramatic, her drama too much. But I too love that woman. She cares a lot

MissOpe:
If I begin to recount and write about my own mama for here, I'm sure all the pages of nairaland wont contain it....

But that woman can swear for Africa and she be Deeper life woman...

One of the reasons I discarded religion like a piece of thrashhhh.

Hmm

I was in primary 2 then, so one night I woke up and cried of hunger by 12mid night my mum said it's only garri and soup that it available.
I agreed to eat it, when I finished the portion she served me 30min later I started crying so annoyingly asking for more food,
My mum make garri full this paint container and asked me to finish it else I'll collect the beating of my life... I ate and got tired and started vomiting...
My mum gave me the beatings I'll never forget in my life.

Momsie came to UNN all the way from Lagos to verify if I was actually a student since we went on Strike every three months. She went straight to business faculty to ask of me.

Hahahhqhahqhahahahhqhq......

scobaba:
Momsie came to UNN all the way from Lagos to verify if I was actually a student since we went on Strike every three months. She went straight to business faculty to ask of me.

Hahaahhahahhahahahahahhh, funniest.

Harrynight:
I was in primary 2 then, so one night I woke up and cried of hunger by 12mid night my mum said it's only garri and soup that it available.
I agreed to eat it, when I finished the portion she served me 30min later I started crying so annoyingly asking for more food,
My mum make garri full this paint container and asked me to finish it else I'll collect the beating of my life... I ate and got tired and started vomiting...
My mum gave me the beatings I'll never forget in my life.

MissOpe:
If I begin to recount and write about my own mama for here, I'm sure all the pages of nairaland wont contain it....

But that woman can swear for Africa and she be Deeper life woman...

One of the reasons I discarded religion like a piece of thrashhhh.

Christianity is beyond religion. That someone misrepresented it doesn't mean it is horrible.
We only see from perspectives. The perspective you encountered wasn't true version

I just imagine the day my mumcy jam me with one BIG JUMBO OF WEED(double rizzla)
Infact,she jam me dey blow trumpet

Drjones109:
Mama go dey beat me and still dey shout..... Villagers, my son Don kill me oooo

Hahahaha😂😂😂

Drjones109:
Nne gi.... Ogbalagi ose na amu nbu?

And still later check if ur ntanta is fine

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....guy you don off me

[quote author=Rubyjade post=122444147][/quote]jesus! I can't stop laughing! My wife will do the same, they are in the same category!

kroger:
My mum never admits she has money, even if you see her with money she will say it's peoples money.. She is approcahing 70 and till date any money she has is contribution money....Ahan when will you have your own money

That woman can price ehn,she will price meat and i start feeling pity for the seller

They never agree they have money. It is always "ego ndi ozo" meaning other people's money.

As for their ridiculous pricing, you'll later realise they didn't cheat the seller. Instead, the sellers inflate the price so much and because our mums know this, they show no mercy during price haggling.

Lamanii22:
Growing up my mum used to wash our clothes everyday… now we all decided to get her a washing machine, my mom would still not use the washing machine ooo, she prefers washing manually

hey babe , I swear with my ATM password you seem cool, hope you don't mind I message you?

Chetas81:
MY MOTHER LOVE MY BROTHERS MORE THAN ME AND TODAY I KEEP it FOR MIND WHICH MEAN I ANSWERED MY FATHER MORE THAN MY MOTHER

sorry about that.but know that part of her still loves you if not. She for don poison you tete.it's very easy

I love my mom with everything, she sabi give warning like say tomorrow no dey and prayers too .

My mama fit comot her eyes give person, her husband see her marry , if na another woman, my papa go hear am wella

Drjones109:
Nne gi.... Ogbalagi ose na amu nbu?

And still later check if ur ntanta is fine

BRO YOU ARE VERY FUNNY . NO SHE HAS NOT DONE SUCH THING IN MY LIFE. SHE HAS PROMISE TO DO IT TILL I GROW UP.

She makes trouble with my dad for spending too much time outdoor
She makes trouble with me for spending too much time indoor