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Should Something Happen To Gej. by mekaboy(m): 10:49pm On Sep 21, 2011
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JUST THINKING ALOUD- ASSUMING WE WAKE UP ONE DAY AND ITS ON THE NEWS THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS GOING SOMEWHERE IN ABUJA AND A SUICIDE BOMBER DROVE INTO HIS CONVOY, BOMB EXPLODED AND PRESIDENT DIED (GOD FORBID)

** THE STORY ***

THE BOKO HARAM LEADERS( NORTHERN BURN TO RULE POLITICIANS, IBB,BUHARI, ATIKU) , KNOWING THAT THEY CAN EASILY GET THE MUSLIM YOUTHS TO DO ANYTHING IN THE NAME OF RELIGION WILL  SHOUT"ALLAH HAS DONE IT" THE MUSLIM YOUTHS WILL START TO REJOICE, THE NORTHERN POLITICIANS WILL RUSH TO TAKE OVER ASO ROCK, THE MUSLIMS WILL BE SHOUTING THE "ALLAH HAS GIVEN US VICTORY "

THE MILITARY WILL ATEMPT TO TAKE OVER,  THE BOKO HARAM MEMBERS IN THE MILITARY WILL SIDE THE NOTHERN POLITICIANS,  FIGHT WILL BREAK OUT IN THE MILITARY BETWEEN THOSE WHO WILL GO WITH THE NORTHERN POLITICIANS TO TAKE OVER ASO ROCK AND THOSE WHO WANT TO TAKE OVER ASO ROCK TILL A PRESIDENT IS FOUND. THE NORTH WILL BE UPSIDE DOWN , FIGHT BETWEEN B.HARAM AND NON B.HARAM.


THE NIGER DELTA (SS) BECOMES SO BITTER, AND SAYS "THEY HAVE KILLED ONE OF OUR"NIGERIA WILL KNOW NO PEACE UNLESS ANOTHER PRESIDENT IS ELECTED FROM THIS ZONE. THEY GO AHEAD BLOW UP ALL THE PIPES SUPPLYING OIL TO THE NORTH AND WEST.

THEY KNOW THEY CANT DO THIS ALONE, THEY STRETCH OUT THEIR HANDS TO THEIR IBO BROTHERS IN FELLOWSHIP,  THEY TELL THE IGBOS, WE KNOW YOU ARE THE ONLY TRIBE THAT FOUGHT THE WHOLE NIGERIA AND SURVIVED, EVEN THOUGH WE BETRAYED YOU, FORGIVE AND FORGET. THEY SETTLE, THE EAST AND SS UNITE.

NO MORE OIL SUPPLIES TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH, ONLY THE SS AND EAST, WHILE HEAVY WAR IS GOING ON IN THE NORTH OVER WHO WILL TAKE OVER ASO ROCK,  IGBOS FROM ALL OVER NIGERIA RETURN TO THE EAT TO UNITE WITH THEIR BROTHERS FROM SS, A JOINT FORCE OF BOTH MEND AND MASSOB .

THE NORTHERN POLITICIANS TRY TO IMPOSE A PRESIDENT ON NIGERIA, THE PEOPLE FROM THE WEST SAY NO, WAR BETWEEN THE WEST AND NORTH STARTS WHILE THE WAR BETWEEN THE B.HARAM AND NON B.HARAM NORTHERNERS IS ON.   THE NORTH WILL SAY"THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, LET US DEAL WITH THE WEST LIKE WE DID TO ABIOLA".

THE PORTS IN LAG ARE SEALED, THE WESTERNERS IMPORT EXPLOSIVES AND ARMS THROUGH THE PORT, BY THEN THE RIVER NIGER PORT IS FUNCTIONAL,  TRUST THE IGBO MAN AND BUSINESS, THE IGBOS START TO IMPORT ARMS TO THE EAST AND SUPPLY TO THE NORTHERNERS FOR THEIR WAR AGAINST THE WEST.

LET THE FIGHT BEGIN- THE NORTHENERS START CRUSHING THE WEST, THE UNITED IGBOS WILL BE WATCHING, AS SMOKE RISES UP TO THE CLOUDS FROM THE NORTH AND WEST.

GUESS WHAT?

THE US AND BRITISH PEACE KEEPING ARRIVE NIGERIA, AND YOU KNOW WHERE THEY WILL LAND? THE NIGER DELTA WHERE THE OIL IS, NOW THE NIGER DELTA ARE ALL IGBOS NOW UNITED. THEY STRIKE A DEAL WITH THE US, THE US WILL SUPPORT THEM AND THEY WILL SUPPLY OIL.
DEAL IS SEALED, MASSIVE DEVELOPMENTS STARTS IN THE SS AND EAST, US BRINGS IN MILITARY BASE WHILE WATCHING THE NORTH AND WEST FINISH THEMSELVES.

THE UNITED IGBOS BUILD A BORDER WITH HEAVY US, BRITISH AND ISRAELI SECURITY AT THE BORDERS, WHILE THE OIL PIPELINES ARE BEING CHANNELED TO SUPPLY ONLY THE SS AND EAST, RIFINARIES ARE SPRINGING UP .

FINALLY THE NORTH HAS CONQUERED THE WEST, MOST OF THE PEOPLE FROM THE WEST HAVE NOW FLED TO BENIN, COTONU, TOGO , GHANA AS REFUGEES.

NOW THE NORTHERN POLITICIANS, DECIDE TO DISCUSS WITH THE UNITED IGBOS HOW TO RULE NIGERIA, TO THEIR GREATEST SUPPRISE , WHEN THEY ARRIVE THE EAST, THE NOTICE THERE IS NOW A BORDER, THEY ARE ASKED BY THE ISRAELI SECURITY AT THE BORDER TO PRESENT THEIR DOCUMENTS FOR PROCESSING.

THEY LEAVE ANGRILY, GOING TO MEET THE SS PEOPLE, THEY MEET THE SAME BORDER, THE REMAINING NORTHERNERS , WILL SAY "OK SO AFTER WE FOUGHT THE YORUBAS OUT OF NIGERIA, U GUYS WANT TO LOCK US OUT? THE IGBOS WILL THEN TELL THE NORTHERNERS TO GO AND RULE THEMSELVES IN THE DESOLATED NORTH.

NOW THE NORTHERNERS TRY TO PROTEST, MEND AND MASSOB ATTEMPT TO ATTACK THEM, THE US AND ISRAEL,  WILL ASK THE UNITED IGBOS TO BACK OUT, THAT THIS IS WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

NEXT,
CNN ANNOUNCES, THAT  THE US, BRITISH AND ISRAELI FORCES HAVE SENSED HEAVY PRESENCE OF ALQIDA  IN NORTHERN NIGERIAN AND INTENDS TO STRIKE, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, HEAVY MISILES ARE LAUNCHED INTO THE NORTH. WIPING THEM OUT, THE ONLY SURVIVING FEW NORTHERNERS TRY TO ENTER CHAD AND NIGER, THEY ARE SENT BACK BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT WAHALA FROM THE US.

NOW THE NORTH IS DESOLATE, THE WEST IS DESOLATE, SMOKE IN THE NORTH AND WEST. THE NEW NIGERIA WHICH IS THE UNITED IGBOS, DECIDE TO INVEST IN AGRICULTURE, THE LANDS IN THE NORTH AND WEST WILL BECOME FARM LANDS.

THE NORTHERNERS AND WESTERNERS WILL NOW NEED VISA TO VISIT THE NEW NIGERIA. THE NORTH AND WESTERNERS WHO ARE FOUND IN THE NEW NIGERIA WILL BECOME SHOE SHINERS AND LABORERS.

SUMMARY.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, THE NORTHERNERS AND WESTERNERS THAT SAY NIGERIA SHOULD DIVIDE, NA UNA GO HEAR AM,  YOU BETTER PRAY FOR GEJ EVERYDAY BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE OF THE NORTH AND WEST DO NOT KNOW WHAT GEJ IS PREVENTING .

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