It depends on your abroad.
If you're referring to countries like Nigeria, you know get problems.

But if na better abroad, the system go treat your Bleep up. Nobody go teach you how to behave.

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

A night in county jail for any misdemeanor charge will straighten you out.

Like an abroadist.

See

Be a good person and avoid Nigerians.

Sisib15:
Whala. Get your visa first!

No mind am

E no know say for this Nigeria you don't talk until you get the visa first... Before them say na their village people hold the visa o

Hope say no be abroad like somalia o.

If na somalia u fit even dey opress them for there sef.


But if na north Korea, even if u see any or cat, greet am o.

Dirty pig, the thing is, how do you stop being dirty. Even while in Nigeria, I don’t litter

How do you open a sachet, eat what’s inside and then just throw it anywhere?

Westerners also urinate on the street sides, throw garbage around, spit on the road, shout, drink on the street, and walk shirtless. So your typical rugged behavior is not new, just that you should do it like once a year, maybe during carnival.

All in all, you will be alright. But don't shit on the roadside sha. Use toilet

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

What kind of question is this? So you will see dustbin and put your waste on the floor? When you are in Rome, behave like the Romans...but if you comit offense then get ready to go to jail ...

But you can save yourself from embarrassment if you can simply tell your sister that you are not prepared to live this shit hole ...that you prefer all the lawless life here ...goodluck to you

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

when you get there, just do all these things u said and learn from your experience.

Don't worry, the system will change you. When you arrive, they will give you orientation and if truly you want to be a better person then you will change.

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

OOOOH, SMALL PIKIN. STOP COUNTING YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY HATCH. KEEP PLANS LIKE THIS TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU GET THERE. OOH SMALL PIKIN.

Oga first get the visa, you will adjust automatically. Forget what you hear from the media,Africans are more behaved than Americans when they get there. U won't hear it, the one u will hear are the ones causing havoc
As a Nigerian, never reveal your plans or great journey you are about to embark until all the documents are ready.this is not a village people thing. This is a dark continent

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

i am jealous that u are escaping this boredom call nigeria nd leaving us behind

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

Don't go.

If you overstayed your visa, you will be deported back to Nigeria.

Matrix137:
I never mentioned that my aunt got me visa. Do you need glasses? Or having comprehension problems?

you never reach America you don start to dey show yourself

MrBrownJay1:


dont worry bro, by the time you receive ENOUGH fines/citations for your uncivilzed actions, you will quickly learn and start to behave like a civilized person.

you wicked ooo.
What if second chance never comes his way after acting up uncivilized?
For instance, the near unclothedness dress styles of those white ladies on the streets may lead him to attempt rape.

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

When u get there try and slap any police man u see, e get why

odenkirk:
i am jealous that u are escaping this boredom call nigeria nd leaving us behind

His papers are not even ready yet and he should not reveal to anyone to avoid negative energies.

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

Don't worry, you'll have more important stuffs to be worried about.

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

There is nothing Nigerian about urinating on the streets and indiscriminate waste disposal.

These are personal habits that can be corrected once the individual is determined.

Bro. You don’t need to be told ehn.

It will come by default😁

odenkirk:
i am jealous that u are escaping this boredom call nigeria nd leaving us behind

Don't be jealous cos some left here some time ago thinking they have escaped boredom but ended up in boredom.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew! Just talk sey you wan make we know sey you go japa soon

My only advice: Just deny you are a Nigerian. Say any country but Nigeria.

Lol, funny topic.

Adapt fast, but by all means, be cognizant of your hygiene, their noise sharp wella

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

This is what Nairaland has turned to. Clueless lazy youths posting very stupid posts like this. Na wa