Great!

This egg heads likes to over-do

So every clown from the nigga area now wants to break a record?

Everybody wanna break record. Guiness go believe naija..

I hate Nigerians DIE!

Nigerians are useless copy cats

Hahah wots going on bayii

Who is good in FiFa? Let us play My console for 5 days straight non stop...

I believe we can break some record here

Who go dey watch u as u dey code

Guinness records go soon tire for Nigerians..

Them go send circular now say Nigerians na family member with Guinness, say we no qualify for the records again. Dem for chill like one year make dust settle but no! We carry fire for body.

Olasyke:
So every clown from the nigga area now wants to break a record?

Saying that breaks a record, you just did not register for it before saying it.

Lol this thing don dey turn to madness smal smal.....

I wish him the best of luck.

VeryWickedGoat:
I hate Nigerians DIE!

I love Nigerians die..

At least it's not a cooking marathon.
Food wey no go reach me

VeryWickedGoat:
I hate Nigerians DIE!

Rest

This one is better

Nigerians are the most useless people on planet earth

Very soon we are going to have someone claiming to be the world's slowest garri drinker e.g. I drank one bowl of garri for one week. Mscheewww!

Nigerians too dey overdo. We abuse everything.

Very soon, GWR go add strict measures to their application process.

This reminds me of the recent UK JAPA f'up... Something wey Indians and Pakistanis don dey do for decades, e reach Nigeria turn, we cast am.

We always do follow follow without shame

Cyber cafe biz
Call center & Recharge card biz
Pure water biz
POS biz
etc.

During my NYSC then, every corper wan do HSE, Project Management & NIM... Even Law graduates dey do HSE for NISP. lol This generation now, na Agile, Data Analytics & coding all of them wan do.

Several online forums sprang up in 2006 & 2007 after seeing the growth & success of Nairaland, but where are they today?

We are not creative at all.

''When Everybody Is Digging for Gold, It’s Good To Be in the Shovel Business'' -- Mark Twain

Nigerians funny and mummy sha

This is getting ridiculous. Make una find una own calling nah. Na so Guinness world record go finally cast for Nigerians hand

One thing synonymous with Nigerians is we hardly think. But when someone takes the initiative to think, we spend little time praising the person and more time trying to copy such person.

The good thing about this one is that it's not a another cook a thon.

Nigerians funny and mumu sha

I will soon join this trend. My own go be longest pressing phone without getting tired

They go soon Ban Nigerians from competing to break GWR ...

Coding

Damnnn niggar
Now we are talking