I could give a fūck, but I would never give a shit

I disagree with the prof. You can't extract gold from faeces neither does it protect astronaut....Just focus on Forest stuff and forget science B4 you disgrace yourself.

Guys don't worry, won ma to logbe e

what sort of professor is this

which school give am him PHD??

this is the problem with nigeria... bad teachers

I never knew those things can help astronaut in space .
Omo see update,

TOO MUCH BOOK IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.

crossfm:
Hehehe .

I love Nigerians,once this business of pooing start to boom,they will start kidnapping people to feed them and make them poo in large quantity .

ROTFLMAO

how they use cockroach to protect astronauts?
The professor dey misunderstand i think

tobenuel:
I never knew those things can help astronaut in space .
Omo see update,

Honeybadgerxx:
So you mean people over there don't defecates or what? Abi the numbers of people there can give them enough pooh until they import from other countries?

I was wondering..

Prof.Oluwalana; a true father.

WannaHowzit:
TERMINATOR bhella10 tsdarkside lorenzobanks bergs2 Exmilitant Padipadi EmiDior

So gutter pooping is big business in Japageria 💩💩💩🇳🇬👎🏾

Reading this thread i realise you guys are living in a tragic sitcom.

Shouldn't you be at work by now? I'm busy I'm a catchyu later.

Honeybadgerxx:
So you mean people over there don't defecates or what? Abi the numbers of people there can give them enough pooh until they import from other countries?

U dey mind am? The population of China is 1.4 billion; If every Chinese decides to poo everyday for seven days and export it to Nigeria (South West to be precise, since thd prof is from there), the whole of south west west will be flooded with thick layers of poo.

nifemi25:
So its possible make my shit first leave this country before me the owner.

coputa:
A Chinese is more focused and industrious than Nigerians.Nigerians always look for cheap money.

I'm not the professor is 100 percent right but u need to see what these Chinese extract from our country and export. Bush meats, different minerals, charcoal, wood, etc.
U wonder why can't our youth also tap into this business and make good foreign exchange out of it.
Now the Lebanese and Indians have joined them. These guys travel deep into the interior of this country to get their products.

Export to where? Are there no human faeces in every country of the world?

No wonder yolubar people like playing with shit.

I hardly eats their food

My thoughts exactly.

DeeBaDan:
I know all these but the amounts quoted is false. We can communicate truths without sensationalism

crossfm:
Hehehe .

I love Nigerians,once this business of pooing start to boom,they will start kidnapping people to feed them and make them poo in large quantity .

If free food is involved, some people will strategically stay in dangerous corners to be kidnapped.

The ignorant ones will disdain this report.

I know professor Oluwalana... He surely knows what he is saying .....

bhella10:
Shouldn't you be at work by now?
I'm busy I'm a catchyu later.

I'm not a worker (MTN airtime seller in your case) - I'm an employer.

Expensive shit 😂

Shey you deh wine me ni...Only a Nigerian politocian will write this and claim it is true.

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The Don should start the project,Abi him no like money?

Agbado professor go yarn anything. No place eat cockroach or import poo in the western world.

SIRTee15:


I'm not the professor is 100 percent right but u need to see what these Chinese extract from our country and export. Bush meats, different minerals, charcoal, wood, etc.
U wonder why can't our youth also tap into this business and make good foreign exchange out of it.
Now the Lebanese and Indians have joined them. These guys travel deep into the interior of this country to get their products.

Nigeria Government is to blame for this, because they should be the ones encouraging the youths through favourble policies and granting of loans .

Look at the mumu lecturers they have in that part of the country. No wonder why their education system has gone to the dogs.

Imagine a lecturer talking like a primitive village man telling stories to children. So, this man is just discovering about biogas or what? Is biogas not gotten from faeces? Meanwhile, millions of Nigerians are already aware of biogas using faeces yet he is talking about it like he just made a wonderful discovery.

What a shame!

WannaHowzit:


I'm not a worker (MTN airtime seller in your case) - I'm an employer.

yeah right!

Lies

Segzy19:
The ignorant ones will disdain this report.

I know professor Oluwalana... He surely knows what he is saying .....

He is just another oluwole professor talking garbage!

The olodo didn't even bother to make research on the practicability of exporting the so-called cockroaches. How do you stop them from decaying? What volume you have to catch for it to become profitable? The species that are highly sought after etc.

That's how professors that know their onions discuss!

Imagine talking about mining gold in faeces. Using faeces to save astronauts bla bla bla.

There is no difference between this olodo of a professor and a village madman who entertains passers by with incoherent gist. I pity his unfortunate students

This one na nutty professor..so na shit bricks and roaches e reach for us to dey export now?[/quote]
As we no dey fit produce anything tangible, we suppose fit produce shit sweatlessly without tasking our brains.