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G-string In Pocket! by chinedumo(op): 3:51pm On Oct 06, 2011
I find all theses stories hard to believe
not because it is impossible but because it is a very unnatural occurrence

A pastor was preaching and the electricity goes off. The Generator also has broken down, but he continues to preach
He gets sweaty in a short while and you can see it dripping down his eye brows
So he puts his hand in his pocket to bring out a handkerchief
but out Comes a G-string/woman Panties!
in the full glare of the worshipers
of course you know the likely suspicion


A Husband has been away from home for two week on business trip. On his return his wife unpacks his back and washes his laundry
Among his laundry is found an unidentified G-string/female panties!


How would a woman forget her underwear that is absent from her crotch?
How does panties look to a man like handkerchief?
Is it normal to change your cloths outside home and even dispose then outside home too?
Do underwear go missing?
why have you not heard of husband mistaken their wife's panties for handkerchief? it seems to only occur with the 'other woman'
or do you think the woman did it on purpose?

accidents happen
i know
but i will like to know if the same accident occur between husbands and wife
Re: G-string In Pocket! by Dyt(f): 4:22pm On Oct 06, 2011
lookin
Re: G-string In Pocket! by Nobody: 4:27pm On Oct 06, 2011
Im sure it belongs to the poster above my handle embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: G-string In Pocket! by Dabss(m): 4:30pm On Oct 06, 2011
Bad joke.
Re: G-string In Pocket! by MrCork17: 4:43pm On Oct 06, 2011
chinedumo:
I find all theses stories hard to believe
not because it is impossible but because it is a very unnatural occurrence

A pastor was preaching and the electricity goes off. The Generator also has broken down, but he continues to preach
He gets sweaty in a short while and you can see it dripping down his eye brows
So he puts his hand in his pocket to bring out a handkerchief
but out Comes a G-string/woman Panties!
in the full glare of the worshipers
of course you know the likely suspicion


A Husband has been away from home for two week on business trip. On his return his wife unpacks his back and washes his laundry
Among his laundry is found an unidentified G-string/female panties!


How would a woman forget her underwear that is absent from her crotch?
How does panties look to a man like handkerchief?
Is it normal to change your cloths outside home and even dispose then outside home too?
Do underwear go missing?
why have you not heard of husband mistaken their wife's panties for handkerchief? it seems to only occur with the 'other woman'
or do you think the woman did it on purpose?

accidents happen
i know
but i will like to know if the same accident occur between husbands and wife
Bro. eeven your name sounds funny than the joke (no oofince) undecided
Re: G-string In Pocket! by chinedumo(op): 4:54pm On Oct 06, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=776355.msg9288354#msg9288354 date=1317915835]Bro. eeven your name sounds funny than the joke (no oofince) undecided[/quote]this story is no Joke!
do u find it funny?
havent u heard of such a thing happening ?
Re: G-string In Pocket! by MrCork17: 5:00pm On Oct 06, 2011
chinedumo:
this story is no Joke!
do u find it funny?
havent u heard of such a thing happening ?
We don’t have such gabarashisis in London. and bro. I strongly advise u to sue your barber undecided
Re: G-string In Pocket! by OlaBamitu: 5:17pm On Oct 06, 2011
What is really wrong with these fool call 190/Mr. Cork? why dont you shut your stinky mouth up if you have nothing good to offer.

this same useless habit of yours won your the Best Disgusting NL Member. you easily show how foolish you are by your post. Dont want to grow, always behaving childish.

Stop wasting your uncle's money, they should you bring you back because you are absolutely Zero
Re: G-string In Pocket! by Dyt(f): 5:20pm On Oct 06, 2011
^ hey tk chill pill
u dont cm on ere throwin words ok
if u dont v anyth say abt d topic den kindly cntr close
Re: G-string In Pocket! by MrCork17: 5:27pm On Oct 06, 2011
Ola Bamitu:
What is really wrong with these fool call 190/Mr. Cork? why dont you shut your stinky mouth up if you have nothing good to offer.

this same useless habit of yours won your the Best Disgusting NL Member. you easily show how foolish you are by your post. Dont want to grow, always behaving childish.

Stop wasting your uncle's money, they should you bring you back because you are absolutely Zero
errrmm Batumgu? sweeeery please identify your sef. do i no you? undecided
Re: G-string In Pocket! by tellwisdom: 5:29pm On Oct 06, 2011
What is really wrong with these fool call 190/Mr. Cork? why dont you shut your stinky mouth up if you have nothing good to offer.

this same useless habit of yours won your the Best Disgusting NL Member. you easily show how foolish you are by your post. Dont want to grow, always behaving childish.

Stop wasting your uncle's money, they should you bring you back because you are absolutely Zero
Bro you are a total disgrace to your FAMILY, Your GIRLFFRIEND, and i doubt if you would ever be useful to yourself. angry angry
Re: G-string In Pocket! by OlaBamitu: 5:31pm On Oct 06, 2011
@Dyt

who?
Re: G-string In Pocket! by MrCork17: 5:33pm On Oct 06, 2011
Batumungu. sweeery I don’t know why u angry. Do u want moiney for food? undecided
Re: G-string In Pocket! by OlaBamitu: 5:34pm On Oct 06, 2011
@tellwisdom

i see you all are having Festival of madness.

Just celebrate it while it last. its all yours Birth Right
Re: G-string In Pocket! by tellwisdom: 5:35pm On Oct 06, 2011
@Dyt

who?
My friend, fucckoff from this thread. MUMU  angry angry
Re: G-string In Pocket! by OlaBamitu: 5:47pm On Oct 06, 2011
ofcourse idiot and allow you be here alone, ole

what else can you do/achieve in your useless life and where else can you be if not here to type rubbiish

you come here 24/7 out of frustration. go get a life and try something else.

here no be "YOUR PAPA HOUSE" Goat
Re: G-string In Pocket! by MrCork17: 5:51pm On Oct 06, 2011
Bamungu, sweeery are u angry becoz no one knows you? undecided
Re: G-string In Pocket! by abrahym(m): 7:08pm On Oct 06, 2011
abi she wan take it do catapulthuhhuh
Re: G-string In Pocket! by tellwisdom: 10:08pm On Oct 06, 2011
Bamungu, sweeery are u angry becoz no one knows you?
grin grin grin grin grin I swear, na real BAMUNGU, and no1 truely knows him grin grin
Re: G-string In Pocket! by chinedumo(op): 1:54pm On Oct 07, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=776355.msg9288470#msg9288470 date=1317916839]We don’t have such gabarashisis in London. and bro. I strongly advise u to sue your barber undecided[/quote]My Barber is insisting on knowing for what offense i am suing him for
Mr Cork can you help me out with the answer?
Re: G-string In Pocket! by zombader(m): 3:40pm On Oct 07, 2011
hmmm, dis must be a joke
Re: G-string In Pocket! by chinedumo(op): 4:09pm On Oct 07, 2011
zombader:
hmmm, dis must be a joke
abeg make una stop Joking
this is not a JOKE!
Re: G-string In Pocket! by Ranoscky(m): 4:41am On Oct 08, 2011
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Re: G-string In Pocket! by Nobody: 7:28am On Oct 08, 2011
Chie!! if na naija babe wear that pant we all know say the pant go smell like shit grin grin.Jesus christ if na me use naija babe pant clean my face by mistake omo i go die because the smell go just kill me grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: G-string In Pocket! by chinedumo(op): 4:37pm On Oct 08, 2011
lefulefu:
Chie!! if na naija babe wear that pant we all know say the pant go smell like poo grin grin.Jesus christ if na me use naija babe pant clean my face by mistake omo i go die because the smell go just kill me grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
i need confirmation
that someone has heard of this
not Nigerian women bashing

oyibo dey shitt
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