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A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Octopusssy(f): 3:05pm On Jul 14, 2023
You think life is stressful? Wait until a Lagos bus conductor stretches his armpit across your face while collecting money. cry

Us Nigerians in the homeland live in the tropical region of the globe and for this reason, bathing before going to the gym is very important so that you don't traumatise other gym users with the ripe, redolent aroma of your unwashed pits and nether regions.

Excel Fitness and Wellness Gym made a very passionate appeal to their patrons, exhorting them to be sensitive to the olfactory sense and sensibilities of their fellow gym users. Soap and water will not kill ya, folks. We get that that you want to be fit, but please clean up properly. Not everyone has the tolerance for "earthy" body odour.

As seen below.

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by meobizy(f): 3:52pm On Jul 14, 2023
“Beneath your beautiful.” It was obviously female members stinking up the place.

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Octopusssy(f): 4:23pm On Jul 14, 2023
meobizy:
“Beneath your beautiful.” It was obviously female members stinking up the place.
You have a brain rattling around somewhere in that head of yours. USE IT
https://www.lyricinterpretations.com/labrinth/beneath-your-beautiful

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by meobizy(f): 4:24pm On Jul 14, 2023
Octopusssy:

You have a brain rattling around somewhere in that head of yours. USE IT
E no dey ever hard you to throw insults. Ishilove.

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by LikeAking: 4:44pm On Jul 14, 2023
That's how business die..

You don't listen to the complain of every customer..

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Ishilove: 11:25am On Jul 15, 2023
meobizy:
E no dey ever hard you to throw insults. Ishilove.
Go find someone else to troll, you obnoxious misogynist.

Kiss my ass and fück you very much.

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Xwizard: 2:22pm On Jul 15, 2023
if you smell some peoples armpits eeeeeeeeey!

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by MichaelSokoto(m): 2:23pm On Jul 15, 2023
Octopusssy:

You have a brain rattling around somewhere in that head of yours. USE IT
Ishilove:

Go find someone else to troll, you obnoxious misogynist.

Kiss my ass and fück you very much.
meobizy:
E no dey ever hard you to throw insults. Ishilove.
Idaaan-eticals!
grin

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Image123(m): 2:23pm On Jul 15, 2023
Invest in air fresheners and a good and clean shower.

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Galaxyss(m): 2:24pm On Jul 15, 2023
Lol..

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by TemplarLandry: 2:24pm On Jul 15, 2023
Why are you so toxic?
And I used to love you.

Ishilove:

Go find someone else to troll, you obnoxious misogynist.

Kiss my ass and fück you very much.

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Kharol1234: 2:24pm On Jul 15, 2023
Knock out
Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Starboytwo(m): 2:24pm On Jul 15, 2023
Can’t relate.
Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by advanceDNA: 2:25pm On Jul 15, 2023
Small matter ....they are already triggered....

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by NOETHNICITY(m): 2:26pm On Jul 15, 2023
‘Beneath you beautiful’, this refers to the entitled gender.

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by DaddyCoool: 2:27pm On Jul 15, 2023
Ok
Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by BrokenCondom: 2:27pm On Jul 15, 2023
Wahala sha no dey tire some people, which one be 'Beautiful' again?

That Octototo wey dey talk up there dey smell for Beautiful, that's why she felt offended by an unharmful comment.

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by DJInfluence: 2:27pm On Jul 15, 2023
Octopusssy:

You have a brain rattling around somewhere in that head of yours. USE IT
grin

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Allisgud: 2:28pm On Jul 15, 2023
Smelling kitties

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by obembet(f): 2:28pm On Jul 15, 2023
meobizy:
“Beneath your beautiful.” It was obviously female members stinking up the place.

Are u normal?

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by ALCOHOLKILLS(m): 2:28pm On Jul 15, 2023
Ishilove:

Go find someone else to troll, you obnoxious misogynist.

Kiss my ass and fück you very much.

Madam is your head correct??

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by NOETHNICITY(m): 2:28pm On Jul 15, 2023
DKM123:
I am sorry but the brain of the average Nigerian functions less once it comes to this politicians treating them like puppets.

Less than 470 wealthy people will share a whopping 70billon getting over 150 million naira EACH as PALLIATIVE even though they are already extremely rich.

While the rest of you 220million people will share the remaining change with only a few getting 8k that will be collected back via increment in fuel and taxes!

This is how your deceitful oga in power allows the poor breathe abi. Nigerians are irredeemably f00lish when it comes to supporting evul leaders.
Oga, but why not take this post to the politic section?

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by donproject2(m): 2:29pm On Jul 15, 2023
meobizy:
“Beneath your beautiful.” It was obviously female members stinking up the place.

Truth but truth. Coming from one of them.

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Houseofglam7(f): 2:29pm On Jul 15, 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by DaddyCoool: 2:30pm On Jul 15, 2023
Ishilove:

Go find someone else to troll, you obnoxious misogynist.

Kiss my ass and fück you very much.

Wow, thought this moniker was gone
Is it true, ten accounts??

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by donproject2(m): 2:30pm On Jul 15, 2023
Octopusssy:

You have a brain rattling around somewhere in that head of yours. USE IT

What happens to females supporting females?

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Gerrard59(m): 2:31pm On Jul 15, 2023
Spraying deodorant and smelling fresh is good, but looking at it closely, it is logical enough to suspend bathing before heading to the gym. Except the person is so used to bathing as many times as possible daily.

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Impregnablefolk: 2:31pm On Jul 15, 2023
What happened to the Phrase "the customer is always right."

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Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by Dayus04007(m): 2:31pm On Jul 15, 2023
Hmm.....This one loud oo.

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