Life'''
1. Immediately u on gen' u will see chargers, power banks, laptops and phones of diffirent kind' that time u are brother/uncle/aunty to everybody.
2. That manchi who change girls like boxer' he hardly get anybody time and don't have time for gossip.
3. That family who are ready to fight anybody at any slight opportunity' any day they don't fight their minds are not in rest.
4. The young girls who stay indoor through out the day only to go out in the night' they don't take advice and much ready to insult u.
5. That tenant who behave as if he is the owner of house' always trying to correct everybody.
6. That average rich guy who buy what the landlord cannot afford.
7. That aunty who is single and goes to work early every morning and return in the evening' nobody know where she is working and she always dress neat
8. The gossippers' they are always looking for who to gossip.
9. That tenant who always pay half house rent and always have excuse to give

10 that average woman who always settle/hold fight.
11 many atime the toilet is not flushed
12 those who know their way hardly go hungry' whenever they see anybody cooking' they will just go and meet them bring up any topic, and after every every they collect their part.
12 that neighbour who refuse to pay nepa bill' but will connect it back when the nepa officials are gone.
13. There is always 1 electrician in the compound.
14 if u don't fight somebody must fight u.
15 those tenants who behave as if they own the bath room especially some women' they like to even sleep in the bathroom.
16 the prayer worrier' he/she is the only holy person in compound while others are witches and wizards' any time he/she invite u to her church and u refuse enemity don start' they can worry the whole compound with prayers and morning devotion.
17 That guy who always disturb the peace of the compound with his generator and loud speakers.

. Plus people wey be monitoring spirit(wall geckos).

18 That family who think they are better than others especially the ones with one or two graduates
19 there are always people who uses firewood
20 that uncle with his old car'
21 there are sometimes those single guys who always do combined cooking.
22 many atimes there is always problem coming up when they want to pump water and sometimes it causes big fight between tenants
23 that tenant who always dry his/her clothes and went away, expecting his neighbours to take them for him' and if they refuse/forget to take them, he blame the whole compound talking nonsense.
24 that mother who always keep her child carelessly
25 anytime u do something wrong as a child or maybe ur mother wants to beat u' that is when u will know that almost everybody in the compound are lawyers' trigger u mother the more to beat u, no privacy at all.
All the same work hard and live a comfortable life, because many people living in such compound find it hard to thrive.

Lol you’ve really experienced Nigeria in different dimensions

I swear this oP Na oG

Privacy no dey at all.
Everything you do is known to others.
Even the number of boxers you have, it is well known.

IconicR do u have any experience

talented321:
IconicR do u have any experience

Not at all.

U want to lie again' meh ere ma

IconicR:
Not at all.

talented321:
U want to lie again' meh ere ma

Why should I lie and what makes you think everyone should have had that experience?

Have u never lie to me before?

IconicR:
Why should I lie and what makes you think everyone should have had that experience?

talented321:
Have u never lie to me before?

You started it and I cruised with you, so why are playing the victim card

Talking from experience

talented321:
Life'''
1. Immediately u on gen' u will see chargers, power banks, laptops and phones of diffirent kind' that time u are brother/uncle/aunty to everybody.
2. That manchi who change girls like boxer' he hardly get anybody time and don't have time for gossip.
3. That family who are ready to fight anybody at any slight opportunity' any day they don't fight their minds are not in rest.
4. The young girls who stay indoor through out the day only to go out in the night' they don't take advice and much ready to insult u.
5. That tenant who behave as if he is the owner of house' always trying to correct everybody.
6. That average rich guy who buy what the landlord cannot afford.
7. That aunty who is single and goes to work early every morning and return in the evening' nobody know where she is working and she always dress neat
8. The gossippers' they are always looking for who to gossip.
9. That tenant who always pay half house rent and always have excuse to give

That life can be fun if it's just temporary back in the early 2000 went to grannies place in fadeyi lagos they were the owners of the face me I face you then bread was 10 naira. I love the children playing mummy and daddy..almost had my 1st sex in that compound with a girl there can't remember her name joy or so their mum sells food whenever she and her husband had a fight and throws her bread into the next compound my cousins would help climb the fence to the next compound to retrieve the bread and keep some pieces which we would then use for lunch with custard.

I swear'

Blitzking:

That life can be fun if it's just temporary back in the early 2000 went to grannies place in fadeyi lagos they were the owners of the face me I face you then bread was 10 naira. I love the children playing mummy and daddy..almost had my 1st sex in that compound with a girl there can't remember her name joy or so their mum sells food whenever she and her husband had a fight and throws her bread into the next compound my cousins would help climb the fence to the next compound to retrieve the bread and keep some pieces which we would then use for lunch with custard.

This Op really gets PhD and employable experience in face me I face you affairs.
The way you itemize everything,I can deduce that you are either chief tenant or landlord living with tenants.

Nah' I always visit my friend who is living in one compound like that' and my compound is close to their house and i have seen the lifestyles in different different areas.
I still has alot to write concerning face me i slap u lifestye.

Axis313:
This Op really gets PhD and employable experience in face me I face you affairs.
The way you itemize everything,I can deduce that you are either chief tenant or landlord living with tenants.

talented321:
Nah' I always visit my friend who is leaving in one compound like that' and my compound is close to their house and i have seen the lifestyles in different different areas.
I still has alot to write concerning face me i slap u lifestye.

Alright.

One place u should never dream of going close to.


Not even a free rent.

I spent most of my teenage years living in this type of compound.

Your observations are true... In our case, we didn't have a water pumping machine, so we used to buy water.

Wasn't a funny experience though.

26. The one's who don't hesitate to always call police if una two get small problem

I didn't really knew how it felt like,not until I went to school.....My roomie and I were the only students in the whole compound,but the problem began when the landlady rented another room to a group of aboki.....The same bathroom we were using,they immediately turned it to their toilet...They began messing everywhere up.......I think I reported this to the landlady but she couldn't do anything about it....The following year,I moved out of the compound.

''MORE BELOVED NAIRALANDERS''
25 That average child who refuse to greet anybody' and if u caution him he will be murmuring within himself
26 there is that tenant who like to borrow' he make ask for maggi but immediately u give him/her the maggi, they will tell to add small rice, salt and vice versa
27 those tenants who dey borrow foodstuffs/money always find it hard to pay back, they will always give an excuse, my salary this, i will pay u next week so and so, and if u ask them too much they turn it into enemity' insulting/blackmail u up and down to other neighbours and outside the compound..
28 whenever their is a fight and it lead to anybody dying, everybody will disappear from the compound till further notice because of fear of police
29 there is that elder who always want u to greet him and anyday u refuse to great him he will caution/insult u especially the children
30 there is that average child who refuse to work, but can swallow custard of garri' he always at loggerhead with his mother

I swear

Sucre6:
26. The one's who don't hesitate to always call police if una two get small problem

There are 75% chances u will have problem, even if u are trying ur possible best to avoid problems/them.

Sonnobax15:

I didn't really knew how it felt like,not until I went to school.....My roomie and I were the only students in the whole compound,but the problem began when the landlady rented another room to an aboki.....The same bathroom we were using,they immediately turned it to their toilet...They began messing everywhere up.......I think I reported this to the landlady but she couldn't do anything about it....The following year,I moved out of the compound.

Op ur experience is to is too much' kudos for the entertaining writeup

I slept with a friend of a friend in lagos, I was told to wake up very early in the morning before people wake up to go to bathroom and toilet because people line up to use them.

Lol

juman:
I slept with a friend of a friend in lagos, I was told to wake up very early in the morning to go to bathroom and toilet because people line up to use them.

Sleeping with other people's wives is common.
If they sleep with your wife, you swallow it and sleep with other people's wives.

But one man was told all men in the compound had slept with his wife.
He was angry and wanted to fight with them, but he was advised to cool down because he had no proof. He was advised to sleep with their wives as revenge.
He tried it and failed. The woman he approached told her husband and the compound set him up and he was caught.

You face one ploblem or the other, very tempting

juman:
Sleeping with other people's wives is common.
If they sleep with your wife, you swallow it and sleep with other people's wives.

But one man was told all men in the compound had slept with his wife.
He was angry and wanted to fight with them, but he was advised to cool down because he had no proof. He was advised to sleep with their wives as revenge.
He tried it and failed. The woman he approached told her husband and the compound set him up and he was caught.