Dear Nairalanders,
I never expected this.

I thought Michelle was an angel but alas, she is an angel of jazz.

What is this amulet she tied on her knee??

That means she used juju to subdue Lauren James.
No wonder Lauren stomped on her because as a child of God she could sense that she wasn't herself.


I was planning to raise 5 babies with Michelle but now I've lost interest. If she can use jazz to play ordinary ball imagine the kind of deadly kayanmata and waistbeads she will use to tie down a man.

This is the same reason I broke up with Tobi Amusan. She wears a white Ifa amulet on her knee too to activate Flash mode against her competitors.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm officially single.
Women are scum.

Good night.

Seconded.. but she doesn't give a dime if you even exist

Keep dreaming

Benjaniblinks:

Pray for me.

shortgun:
Keep dreaming

I'm heartbroken bro.
This is mean.
Imagine what I'm passing through

DevilishMan:


Pray for me.

meet falseprophet1 just a token

This nigha been having dreams and fantasies for free of charge

Well, not every banny out there is a scum.....

How long has you been masturbating with her pictures'' i think you are from age 18 to 25

talented321:
How long has you been masturbating with her pictures'' i think you are from age 18 to 25

I have dumped her.
Slam your skull on the wall if e pain you.

She's a REAL Igbo woman. You think she's colonially brainwashed like you f00lish Nigerian Christians and Muslims?.

DodadaKoKigbe:
She's a REAL Igbo woman. You think she's colonially brainwashed like you f00lish Nigerian Christians and Muslims?.

Your brain is comprised of cement.

I know you are crushing on that girl




Many Naija guys are currently crushing on her but it'll pass with time

Jman06:
I know you are crushing on that girl




Many Naija guys are currently crushing on her but it'll pass with time

She doesn't do anal, so, no.

DevilishMan:
Dear Nairalanders,
I never expected this.

I thought Michelle was an angel but alas, she is an angel of jazz.

What is this amulet she tied on her knee??

That means she used juju to subdue Lauren James.
No wonder Lauren stomped on her because as a child of God she could sense that she wasn't herself.


I was planning to raise 5 babies with Michelle but now I've lost interest. If she can use jazz to play ordinary ball imagine the kind of deadly kayanmata and waistbeads she will use to tie down a man.

This is the same reason I broke up with Tobi Amusan. She wears a white Ifa amulet on her knee too to activate Flash mode against her competitors.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm officially single.
Women are scum.

Good night.

go and get a life

in this kind of nigeria you wake up to chat shit?

talented321:
How long has you been masturbating with her pictures'' i think you are from age 18 to 25

Lol very correct the op is clearly a teen

Michelle alozie no send nigerian men no dey whine urself, I think she said at 1 point dey crush on iwobi but all na whine

Yet Mitchell can't play like Messi or Ronaldo
Also to I Amusan can't break Usain bolt record.

Whatever they like, let them tie

She was raised in western world... which one by jazz...

That's just a bracelet beeds for lucky charm

BigDawsNet:
She was raised in western worhld... which one by jazz...

That's just a bracelet beeds for lucky charm

bracelet beads for lucky charm

Are you not saying the same thing?
Is Lucky charm not fetishism?

MyExpression:


bracelet beads for lucky charm

Are you not saying the same thing?
Is Lucky charm not fetishism?

Not like real charm ... just an object that is thought to bring good luck...

MyExpression:


bracelet beads for lucky charm

Are you not saying the same thing?
Is Lucky charm not fetishism?

No mind dat Ebola guy

BigDawsNet:


Not like real charm ... just an object that is thought to bring good luck...

Sharrap

Even Messi wore a small red ribbon on his left foot at the world cup final. So what are u saying?

BigDawsNet:


Not like real charm ... just an object that is thought to bring good luck...

The thinking alone is a diabolic thought.

Why do you want another force to work against your opponent in a competition of skills.....is charm a skillset?

MyExpression:


The thinking alone is a diabolic thought.

Why do you want another force to work against your opponent in a competition of skills.....is charm a skillset?

So John Terry, Conthiho, Messi that wear bracelets ribbon for goodluck charm are not child of God or dey worship idol?

Most of users on this forum, are mentally disabled.

BigDawsNet:


So John Terry, Conthiho, Messi that wear bracelets ribbon for goodluck charm are not child of God or dey worship idol?

They worship another God that is not the Christian God.

You think idol worship is only in Africa?
Have you not read about witchcraft in the early centuries?

You think say na only for Benin and india India witch dey?!

People worship different Gods. There are many traditional Gods worldwide.
And they are not wrong in doing so...the lucky bracelet stuff is child-iiish

MyExpression:


They worship another God that is not the Christian God.

You think idol worship is only in Africa?
Have you not read about witchcraft in the early centuries?

You think say na only for Benin and india India witch dey?!

People worship different Gods. There are many traditional Gods worldwide.
And they are not wrong in doing so...the lucky bracelet stuff is child-iiish

Messi is a Roman Catholic
Conthino is a Christian

BigDawsNet:


Messi is a Roman Catholic
Conthino is a Christian

Shut up your mouth

MyExpression:


They worship another God that is not the Christian God.

You think idol worship is only in Africa?
Have you not read about witchcraft in the early centuries?

You think say na only for Benin and india India witch dey?!

People worship different Gods. There are many traditional Gods worldwide.
And they are not wrong in doing so...the lucky bracelet stuff is child-iiish

Ride on jarey
All these white man slaves sef

u re not serious, that things to saw there wasn't a harmfull charm or whatever u call it but a kneel protection amulet any people used it

"Aminat, who do you think I am?"

She replied,
"You are NwaAmaikpe; the missing apparel of the nàked truth,
The unpredictable reincarnation of a mirage,
The embodiment of a phenom,
The epitome of an illusion,
and yet the personification of a Phantom.
"The one with an erection that not even rigor mortis can give.
and a charm no herbalist can conjure.

"NwaAmaikpe is no Eco; he will rather get drunk on urine than drink limca.
he is no son of Chibuzor,
he hasn't shared his Sweetus with Rita
neither is he the 'Facebook plagiarist'.

"Although he is a worthless sinner, he still recognizes that he is nothing without God yet can be all through him.

"In fact, he is the one who can never fully be known. The one who is still where he is because he hasn't fully realized who he is.

"Some think he is now soft like a limp dick but even the softest of preeks will impregnate a lady."

Sorry for the plagiarism,
I strongly believe u are the same person as the original authur of the words in qoute above,
The method at which ur twist an intelligent story to make it entertaining is awesome. Kudos bro.