I got this somewhere and i felt like sharing it.

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him
If u Don't, he says u are too PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't make love to him, he says u don't Love him
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLESOME
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Men, so hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true, 
but if u don't, they will say u are selfish, 

NOTE: u = female

so so so right

Na lie abeg
Big Fat Lie
Huge Gigantic Enormous Lie
Totally false and biased
Clearly a feminist anti-masculine theory

Na lie aaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaa

liviing in denial


@ topic its true so very true

keep quiet!
Na lie jare
Lie from the pit of hell
Totally false unsubstantiated assertion.
Which idiot thought this up sef?

Haba

Wetin dat 1 cum mean now;we ne va do ne thing ryt?

@GeeCee
You cudn't be more right
@Somze
tell yourself the truth my brother even if you don't admit to it on nairaland
@Migines
u know now, you guys never do nutting ryte.

ehn so they do nothing rite yeah how come they all get the loving

Girls are generally untrustworthy, cheats and liars. They dont deserve respect or love whatsoeva.

Now is the above true?

lets see how well this goes around you biased lot

very true

temmysexy:

very true

I thought so too

This is nothing but the truth.

GeeCee:


Men, so hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true,
but if u don't, they will say u are selfish,

NOTE: u = female

@ somze

I just think the above quote is not being fulfilled here.

somze:

Girls are generally untrustworthy, cheats and liars. They don't deserve respect or love whatsoeva.

Now is the above true?

lets see how well this goes around you biased lot

I can feel you man.

somze:

Na lie abeg
Big Fat Lie
Huge Gigantic Enormous Lie
Totally false and biased
Clearly a feminist anti-masculine theory

Na lie aaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaa

Lie na lie .No add some gigantic eromosele adjective

@ The Ladies,
I know this will be your best topic on nairaland Abi?? no problem God go soon catch una

Rich Dad
Just emphasizing the obvious

why are some guys denyin the topic is so true

Geecee bless you for this

are u sure

but come to think of it all MEN ARE AWFULLL

abi na lie

I don't see why you should argue whether they are true or not. In this case, it may be true for some and may be untrue for others. But remember that if one of the many things on that list is untrue of your man or yourself (man) then I won't blame you if you say it's a lie. Afterall what is untrue is untrue
End of story

Ha ha
BIG lie.

This is the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I beg, 3 gbosa for the poster. U too dey
This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So God help u guys!

yea, my brother u r right. that's guys for u

@ poster,

i can see your train of thought, and i have to say

NA PROPER ONE SIDED LIE

you no serious at all

For me, I am of the opinion that it should be a gender war. It is true of most men and they - not trying to excuse myself - adduce it to the fact that it is an African stuff. it is really bad. Does this means that the girls are  free? obviously not but rather worse. I am have to settle my guy with his babe last week. What happened? My guy introduced his babe to his boyfriend only to know later that his babe is not secretly dating his friend.

For me, I am of the opinion that it shouldn't be a gender war. It is true of most men and they - not trying to excuse myself - adduce it to the fact that it is an African stuff. It is really bad. Does this means that the girls are free? Obviously not but rather worse. I have to reconcile my guy with his babe last week. What happened? My guy introduced his babe to his boyfriend only to know later that his babe is not secretly dating his friend.

This is so true.Exactly what happened between

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I am a guy but i must admit this is true

Na lie PERIOD

Mellow
you and who

Somze must stop living in denial
its the truth