An illiterate dad and his educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the father wakes his son and asked "look up the sky and tell me what your see?" his son replied " I see millions of stars". The father said "and what does that tell you? " The son replied " astronomically, it tells there are millions of galaxies and planet. The father slaps his son hard and said " Idio.t someone has stolen our tent.

*Chuckles in hesitation*

stale

^am sorry that is what I can offer. .