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If You Marry A Virgin, Do This And Enjoy For Life. Apostle E.S.O. by BabaCommander: 1:53pm On Sep 09, 2023
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While the dream of most men is to be the only one in a babe's life, only few men realizes this dream.
Even amongst these few, some would quickly loss one or two of the benefits of a virgin wife immediately the kids starts coming. A tight kitten and a firm bobbie and ,,,, wink grin grin

Solution..
1. Opt for A cesarean section (C-section)
When you chose to birth your kids through a cs delivery, the kitten does not strech or tear.
2. Don't have more than 3 kids.
Yeah, aside economic issues, the fewer pregnancies your tear rubber wife carries, the better her body retains her original shape and firmness.

Married at 25, wify was 23.
9 years later with 3 kids, wify still be like a new wife. grin grin




Forgive me for being vain, I just saw a thread about cs on the fron page and decided to catch some fun. tongue

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