1:Be a car owner:Omo u know naija babes dey go gaga over car.when dem see a bobo on ride den dem go assume say such a bobo must be very comfortable.To get a naija babe"s attention then u a need a car and if u no get one den make u go borrow car from ur friend or even from ur papa sef as the case may be.But then wen u were u get the car make u no tell am the truth ooo.just tell am say na the car wey u order from cotonou or from the uk depending on the IQ of the babe wey u wan date.
2:show her the money:Una know the average naija girl even like money pass naija police so the quickest way to get her attention quick quick na to flaunt those naira notes,pound notes or dollars at her.Omo wen she see as u dey count that thick wad of bank notes den u go see as she go just dey bow for u and dey u say na u be the love of her life.Make u no let dat one fool u because na the money her eye dey.U dontt even need to spend all the money on a few because jst spending a few on her go give her the impression say u be big boy and hence she go do anything wey u want.
3:Dress well for the occasion:Yes ooo naija girls like bobos wey sabi dress because dem believe say guys wey get good dress sense get fat wallets for dem pocket.Depending on the type of babe way u wan take out u can dress like a politician(wearing your agbada and other native wears) or u can dress like a banker or a pastor(wearing your suit and tie) but abeg no dress like those black american rappers because many naija babes don sabi dat format and know say all those bobos wey dey dress like those hip hop rappers na wannabes .
3:Lie and lie more to her: tell her that she is the love of ur life and also make u tell her say she is the most beautiful girl in the world and even more preetier than beyoncy and rihanna put together even do u know say she get K-leg with streatch marks.Lie to am and she go open for u one time

bobo yi skip medicine dis mornin

lefulefu mek u no forget tell us say how you come attract your oyibo babe too oh

emofine:

lefulefu mek u no forget tell us say how you come attract your oyibo babe too oh

na everythin u want make i tell u?

lefulefu:

na everythin u want make i tell u?

sha no bi effriting u dey tek mouth spray for sef? . . small time u dey go dey share your mess wit everyone

This stuff actually makes sense

the truth dey bitter

@emofine
"je pense, donc je suis"!?
Qu'est-ce que tu lis en ce moment!? Tu est une experte de la philosophie de Descartes?

what about big big phone?

Haba! Not all women are money freaks

^hi there, godmum, wazup?

here comes the guy that wanted to snatch my babe before before from me

toba:

here comes the guy that wanted to snatch my babe before before from me

oh! She 'waz' ur babe!? my apologies. . .

smh u are still using was? are u dating her now?

Lefulefu, its like ur case wan pass all medical stuffs. U have the attributes of an J.P Clarks's Abiku.

Bt bros, I tot u were married!

Lefulefu, true talk jare, I'm a living witness, I met this girl for a first date, I took her wine and some oda gifts, She was so in love, I lied to her dat my car had a prob, dat is why I didn't bring it, (Undergrad like me then.where I wan see car).I dressed fresh, she saw the cash in my wallet wey I borrow, I eyes jst dey shine, I didn't even spend much, minus hotel bills dat same nite, all na packaging

sauer:

@emofine
"je pense, donc je suis"!?
Qu'est-ce que tu lis en ce moment!?

la philosophie.

Tu est une experte de la philosophie de Descartes?

non, mais je suis un fan de Descartes

toba:

here comes the guy that wanted to snatch my babe before before from me

your entire life revolves around your babe. do you have any personal attributes in life that gives you self esteem besides your babe? how did he try to snatch your babe from you "before before?" can you even post your own pic? you must be one of those low self esteem guys whose only pride in life is their babe. smh.

emofine:

la philosophie.

non, mais je suis un fan de Descartes

je ne te crois pas! Des femmes ne lirent pas la philosophie! C'est ce que j'ai observé depuis longtemps :-D. Dis moi, ce livre que tu lis, de quoi s'agit-il? Qui est l'auteur?

Est-ce que tu es nigerienne? Qu'est-ce que tu as étudié a la fac?
Tu m'etonnes. Cela me surprendrait si tu fait vraiment intensiv de la philosophie.

Je m'interesse. . .

Princek12:

your entire life revolves around your babe. do you have any personal attributes in life that gives you self esteem besides your babe? how did he try to snatch your babe from you "before before?" can you even post your own pic? you must be one of those low self esteem guys whose only pride in life is their babe. smh.

ouuuuuch u went hard, not cute all. bedddt boi

@ lefulefu. Shey they said those drugs will work? Am going back to that doctor for a new prescription

@lefulefu, lool

car na em JUJU to catch em attention fast! dem go jst jump on top u shakaraka like jombosko  

dem know wan know who get car, so far na u dey drive am! heeeeeeeeee dem don believe say na u get car! girls with chicken brains

your entire life revolves around your babe. [size=16pt]do you have any personal attributes in life that gives you self esteem besides your babe?[/size] how did he try to snatch your babe from you "before before?" [size=16pt]can you even post your own pic? you must be one of those low self esteem guys whose only pride in life is their babe. smh.[/size]

[size=14pt]What tha hellish Fcck?[/size]  





[size=14pt]"I have died dead". . . ROTFLMAOOO!!!!! [/size]

Taking time to look good is very important.

Nigerian men tend to look like ragtag queens. Very unclean nobodys.

^Both.

Atleast we can excuse the ones in Naija. They're not yet exposed and money is an issue for them.

Ileke-IdI:

^Both.

Atleast we can excuse the ones in Naija. They're not yet exposed and money is an issue for them.

 
. . .insult.
Lefu, 
More of the same please. . .

Inked_Nerd:

[b]@OP:[/b]Bullshit advice. I don't even look at any of those things.

1) I could care less if a guy has a car. Having legs is good enough for me.

2) I don't needs some guy's money! I have my own

3) Although I do appreciate a man who takes the time to look good, I wouldn't say that it is a deciding factor/necessity for me to talk to a guy.

4) DON'T lie to me! I hate lying men!

really?