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Ouestions And Answers by Nobody: 1:59pm On Oct 19, 2011
‎1)Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure!

2)Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

3)Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you position your ass andthen move your legs.
To ride a woman you position your legs andthen move your ass

4)Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

5)Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own

6)Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward, forward…backward, forward, stop and eject

7)Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble . (I Love this), lol
Re: Ouestions And Answers by Scash(f): 2:17pm On Oct 19, 2011
ok. i don hear
Re: Ouestions And Answers by silvertuke(m): 2:21pm On Oct 19, 2011
Nice one
Re: Ouestions And Answers by mikuz(m): 6:34pm On Oct 19, 2011
No. 3 did it for me.
LOL!!
Re: Ouestions And Answers by Ajibel(m): 7:15pm On Oct 19, 2011
Really?!
Re: Ouestions And Answers by agentzakky(m): 10:05pm On Oct 19, 2011
9ice! 1 and 3 especially

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