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If Wike's story was in the bible it will look like this

WIKE And PORT- HARCOURT (The Ugly Irony)

A great Port city surrounded by a hundred rivers flourished. And the inhabitants of it were called the people of Port Harcourt for that was name of the man who forebore the old vison. And when the people noticed that the hand of the Lord was upon their dwelling place, multiplying their rivers and making the port grow richer and richer,
they gathered together under the cover of night and named the place the State of Rivers and as for the Port, they called it; The Port of Harcourt. So that the name will be for them a symbol of their sure possession and ward off the evil eye of the devourer and if the evil eye persists, the power of the name shall cut it asunder.


And it came to pass that when it was time for the people of this rich city to elect a new king to govern the affairs of the state, they said amongst themselves 'Who shall rule us now?. For the previous governor had betrayed us with a kiss, like Lazarus, he had sold us out. He had broken into our treasury, and transported billions and billions of our gold to fuel the ambition of a man who we barely know, a man who was not from us. That same Northerner who had risen to become president of the whole nation. Yea the man Rotimi had whispered to himself saying;
'If only I travail a little while, as kingmaker then surely and in due season even I will become king.
Because of this, the people of Harcourt had knocked their heads together and joined their hands to swear an oath under the heavens saying;
'Never again shall a man like Rotimi rule us.
A man who dances to the tune of strangers in the night and feigns loyalty to his kindred In the day
A man who can lick the spittle of the destitute in pursuit of favour
A man who would dine with the devil and shit on the name of God, Never again!' The people swore and gnashed their teeth.




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So on the self same day of the election, when the host of the city casted votes one by one. The man who had taken the majority of the votes was a man by the name Wike the son of Nyesome. The youths and Old men leaped for joy all of them shaking their heads in approval saying like Abraham[i] 'We have indeed seen and chosen well.'
For here comes a man who is nothing compared to the former: like a lion his heart is full of courage and his legs turnerth not for any.
He is not a double faced man who would say one thing with his heart and another with his mouth.
His yea is yea and his nay is nay. He is not a man of eye service.'[/i]
And it was exactly as the people had described. For indeed the man Wike ruled the people of Harcourt with a heavy hand, like a strong man he never allowed the decrees of his mouth to come to him void.
When he moved about the city a jolly band of praise singers escorted him, singing psalms.unto him, his praise name was the Wicked Wike.

When the time came for Wike to address his people he climbed up the podium speaking boldy with a loud croaky voice
Saying;
'My people, my people thanks be to God and to you for chosen aright. All my promises to you I shall fufill, a thousand flyovers to your right hand and a thousand to your left and together we shall drink strong wine and smoke in the morning.
I shall never fellowship with the party of my predecessor, a party of vile cancerous men, by the works of their hands our Nation is perishing, and by their hand our state had almost crumbled I warn you to resist them but Yea! The will of the Lord shall prevail.







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And it came to pass that the man Wike continued to talk in this way about his predecessor and the whole nation rendered sounds of applause to him calling him a bold and a fearless man.
After many seasons the set time for the national election had come. And immediately Wike rose to his feet and said to the council of elders. 'I shall go.'
But the other members of the household leaders had not picked Wike to represent them but rather they had chosen his Nothern mate whose name was Atiku the son Of Abubakar.

And when Wike saw this he gnashed his teeth and said softly to the elders 'I shall remain here but for the meantime I shall withhold my support.'
And it came to pass. Like a dream of the night the unexpected fame of another man surged from the Eastside and swept through the country like a whirlwind. The name of this man was Peter the son of Obi. even Wike had not been as famous as this man for it was a spectacle that was not common in recent time, the household he had emerged from was called the Labour party. And this man was neither from Wike's camp nor Buhari's camp.



On hearing what Wike had said to the council of elders, the eyes of the people were curious, hence they followed the governor about and accosted him In the market place and in the tabernacle asking the same questions; 'Master, Master who would thou vote for who else would thou support I pray thee is it Peter the Son of Obi? For lo you are not a man who would think a thing and keep to himself.'
But he had responded with a quiet voice saying
'watch and see before I do it, I shall say it.'







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So the people watched and watched and watched but the governor said nothing until the Set day of the election. On that day,
While men started to cast votes for the man Peter the Son of Obi, and while people started to rejoice that victory was sure for the party of labour. A group of armed men went about from one zone to another saying unto the voters:

'Submit your votes now this hour, I say, for we have orders from above!'

And this continued on and on, from district to district from town to town until that late hour when it was time to announce the victor of the event and behold it was; [b]Bola the Son of Tinubu[/b]an elder from former president's household. And the people marvelled in shock.

After this had taken place, the people of the city waited patiently for the mouth of their Governor and behold he had indeed climbed his podium to speak, but in a much lower voice than he was known for. He whispered a parable to his congregation saying:
'An old southerner is better than another Northerner.
And a young boy had thrown a question from the crowd saying
'But My Lord the Southerner is from the self same party you called a cancerous one, the same party you warned us not to fellowship with.'
But the governor had responded this time with an almost inaudible voice saying
'My son It doesn't matter.'

And a great number of the people rented their clothes and bathed their bodies in dry ashes, raising their voice in uniform lamentation saying:
'What is this that we hear now?
'How can you warn us about the devil, then go behind us to shake hands with him.?
Oh what an ugly miracle!
How is this man any different from the former for yea the both them have ended up serving the same master.'

Then a prophet chatstized th immediately saying [i] 'fool yourself not oh people of port harcourt for politics is not your father's game o or your mother's or sister's or brother's indeed it is a game of personal interest.

Selah.'

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Bvlgari:
FCT minister Nyesom Wike spends his holiday cooking for his friends Rt. Hon Femi Gbajabiamila, Sen. Olaka Nwogu etc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRv7gqPbI8s

Dish abi cook?

DTeekay:
Chief of staff gats observe make Wike no poison all of them

So if he wants to poison them he would put it on social media that he cooked for them.

Taylor92:
Bull dog


You don carry your dirty pot from Wimpey to Ada George to Abuja


Mile 4 people wey no sabi cook na only Ogboni confraternity full there


Come trans Amadi come chop better food

if you eat ikwerre soup prepared with dry meat and dry fish, you will change mentality and bury head in shame.

SmartPolician:


Atiku messed that election up.

He shouldn't have contested, but his desperation for power wouldn't let him.

By the way, it seems Tinubu didn't reward other members of the G5.

Atiku messed up big time,he was greedy for power.He had no business contesting.Power was supposed to go back to the South but of course he had some able accomplices in the South.

Wujio:
This soup matter go pain Atiku pass even the election loss.

. Wike never ever ever invite Atiku come him house talk less of to drink wine or enter him kitchen. This one go pain Atiku pass, no be even the loss of the election.


E go touch Atiku for belle

How is Atiku and Wike on the same level? Its like comparing a Benz(Atiku) with a Korope bus ( Wike).🙄

duro4chang:
Wailers will always wail. They even cry more than the bereaved. Kikikikikikikiki!

Suffering and smiling is their first priority, laugh here and cry behind the curtain 😂

Taylor92:
Bull dog


You don carry your dirty pot from Wimpey to Ada George to Abuja


Mile 4 people wey no sabi cook na only Ogboni confraternity full there


Come trans Amadi come chop better food

I am just happy you are always pained 🥰

In wike's voice: as e dey pain you, e dey sweet us.

Painment forever ♾️

By the way: it's been long lamba gave us statistics to go and verify...what happened Abi na only election time the fra.ud dey package statistics give you his mumu.dients

@Taylor92, when last did you hear from @Taylor88?

Dey play ▶️

Taylor92:
Bull dog


You don carry your dirty pot from Wimpey to Ada George to Abuja


Mile 4 people wey no sabi cook na only Ogboni confraternity full there


Come trans Amadi come chop better food

Show us your clean pot jealousy

Ministerial cooking

SmartPolician:


Atiku messed that election up.

He shouldn't have contested, but his desperation for power wouldn't let him.

By the way, it seems Tinubu didn't reward other members of the G5.

I don't know how to describe Atikus greed ..
First with Obi , and then Wike..
Whats wrong in the political agreement with Wike .?

[quote author=Chetas81 post=126055898] Suffering and smiling is their first priority, laugh here and cry behind the curtain

This men when don high scatter them wan cure the munchies.

After giving him Minister of FCT, first Southern man

E reach to cook for everyone

12 years a governor of two states

Chysem:
They're watching their food closely to avoid stories

That touches the heart

caprini1:
How is Atiku and Wike on the same level? Its like comparing a Benz(Atiku) with a Korope bus ( Wike).🙄

Keeo deceiving yourself. Wike governed for eight years. Show us Atiku's records

Taylor92:
Bull dog


You don carry your dirty pot from Wimpey to Ada George to Abuja


Mile 4 people wey no sabi cook na only Ogboni confraternity full there


Come trans Amadi come chop better food

Nyerishi is enjoying in Abuja
Which restaurant/eatery in Trans Amadi do you frequent ?

Look at you...
Tinubu didn't reward other members of the G5.
Seyi Makinde is a sitting governor and he cant be directly rewarded... not everyone can be directly rewarded. When they tell you to nominate your own person into a big position, that is a reward. When they give you big contract, that is a reward..
We only know about Wike because they made him a minister... Others would have been settle in one way or the other.... politics is deeper than what you see or read

SmartPolician:


Atiku messed that election up.

He shouldn't have contested, but his desperation for power wouldn't let him.

By the way, it seems Tinubu didn't reward other members of the G5.

What of Rotimi Amaechi who Wole Soyinka lured into forming APC?
Amaechi used and dumped.

Wike has become a page boy for the Islamic sharia leaning APC people.
Buhari has established a possibility for Muslim presidency for Nigeria for 24 years after organising Muslim-Muslim presidency for Nigeria, the first time ever since 1999.
Who is being fooled by the Jihadi APC?

Wujio:
This soup matter go pain Atiku pass even the election loss.

. Wike never ever ever invite Atiku come him house talk less of to drink wine or enter him kitchen. This one go pain Atiku pass, no be even the loss of the election.


E go touch Atiku for belle

does Atiku look hungry to you

Bvlgari:
FCT minister Nyesom Wike spends his holiday cooking for his friends Rt. Hon Femi Gbajabiamila, Sen. Olaka Nwogu etc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRv7gqPbI8s

stupid people displaying stupidity, Country is like this and they're showing us Rubbish

Nursepepeye:
stupid people displaying stupidity, Country is like this and they're showing us Rubbish

They are in APC and not interested in economic development of Nigeria. All that they are after is using the government architectures of Nigeria to get an Islamic Republic of Nigeria in the near future.
Buhari their Lord has established a possible 24 years Muslim presidency for Nigeria.

Nyesom Wike is merely celebrating his gaining upper hand against Rotimi Amaechi in politics of a most dysfunctional Nigeria.

Goodvibes007:
Politics without bitterness.

Children of hate wouldn't be happy with this news.

Yes, children of hate whom the leaders have milked and polluted their farm land with oil spillage, leaving them with no source of income and job.

Free yourselves from mental slavery and you will know who the real enemy is. Stop being decieved by the Hero syndrome of so called leaders you admire.

Lastly, free yourself from Stockholm syndrome.

Bvlgari:
FCT minister Nyesom Wike spends his holiday cooking for his friends Rt. Hon Femi Gbajabiamila, Sen. Olaka Nwogu etc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRv7gqPbI8s

The new Cables!!

Bvlgari:
FCT minister Nyesom Wike spends his holiday cooking for his friends Rt. Hon Femi Gbajabiamila, Sen. Olaka Nwogu etc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRv7gqPbI8s

What did he cook?
Human parts or blood?

Taylor92:
Bull dog
You don carry your dirty pot from Wimpey to Ada George to Abuja
Mile 4 people wey no sabi cook na only Ogboni confraternity full there
Come trans Amadi come chop better food

Bro,uno de rest ni? Na you be Taylor 82 ,Taylor 87 , Taylor 89'& 92,! Different Monika with useless and rubbish talks all the time and full of hate!
Be careful against High BP on this Politicians,who don't even give a fuk on who you be!
Leave Wike, Tinubu- alone!
Live and let live na be life

FreeStuffsNG:
Scatter internet? Very petty. I doubt if that's the intention. It's holiday and they are bonding. Check my signature for free stuffs!

Yeah. Bonding with a phone to capture their bonding and paste it on the net

accordadoga30:
Hehehehe.

Wike!!! The butcher of the pigs.

Make he no use ogogoro cook sha

The grand pig that you are.

Wujio:
This soup matter go pain Atiku pass even the election loss.

. Wike never ever ever invite Atiku come him house talk less of to drink wine or enter him kitchen. This one go pain Atiku pass, no be even the loss of the election.


E go touch Atiku for belle

Wike and Atiku na mate? When Atiku became Vice President, Wike was Obio/Akpo Local Government Chairman. Till date Atiku ranks higher than him.

eldoradoxx:

Wike and Atiku na mate? When Atiku became Vice President, Wike was Obio/Akpo Local Government Chairman. Till date Atiku ranks higher than him.

Loney tales. Wike governed for eight solid years

VEHINTOLAR:
A wise man doesn't eat everything that comes his way !

Hunger never do the wise man

See the kitchen where them dey cook Nigeria's problems. If you know, you know!