God told me to come and talk to you.

Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.


Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.


Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.


The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." How about dinner?


Nice bracelet (WWJD). What would Jesus date? I mean do?


If you held 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things God made.


Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


I think we should go out for coffee sometime to pray and see if God has marriage planned for us. < This was actually used within 5 minutes of the initial meeting.>


You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.


Is it a sin that you stole my heart?


Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"


Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?


My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.


Kiss me if I am wrong but is your name Helga?"


Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.


I didn't believe in angels until I met you.


Do you mind if I just kneel here and worship you?


I know your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day


Nice Bible.

where have u been?


_{oops, where have i been?}

Gam.



Are these the lines the "bros" have been using for you?

It's a nice one.

I really like this!