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Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 5:24pm On Oct 22, 2011
Hehe!!, something very funny happened yesterday. Nna mehn. I invited a friend (male) to a LODGE BAR for some drinks, as we seated sipping d normal tin while soccer match goes on wink wink, One Area friend popped in with four of his friends and 4 Gurls.

Oboy, as they were seated, the guy started jumping from one corner to the other calling bartender here and there like he was  OBASANJO oo shocked shocked, So i whispered to my other friend, HMM!! DIS WAN WEY DIS GUY DEY FRONT LIKE DIS, E BE LIKE SEY MONEY TOO MUCH. grin.

So few minutes passed, so i left him facing my own business, To cut the long story short. This dude was persuaded to buying food for these 4 gurls four plates of RICE and that hotel is a bit kind of expensive. These gurls swallow four plates, even dey waste am  DRINK MALT, ADD YOUGHOURT AND BOTTLE WATER at a go.

Oboy not until the bartender come give these guys bill, na there i begin laff grin grin. The guy try ATM as claimed. ATM no work cry cry. Na so he use style call me make i exucse am abeg, come carry me enter rest room go dey woo me dey beg me sey Abeg make i help am out, sey he no plan am dis way. Bla bla bla. We sha settled everytin sha and got the bill paid for.

Gurl --------> CHOP RICE, DRINK MALT, YOUGHOURT AND BOTTLE WATER** embarassed angry  Why?? Putting the poor boi to GBESE grin grin

But i blame the guy sha embarassed cheesy.
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by IZUKWU(m): 5:41pm On Oct 22, 2011
Nke ahu gbasara ya. I have never believed in spending to impress a girl. I prefer being in my comfort zone. I remember inviting a girl out on a date about two years ago and she came with two of her female friends . I got angry inside of me but i controlled myself and instead of taking the girl to mr biggs as i earlier planned. I took them to one store near by and bought four bottles of coke and cabin biscuit for us. Oh ! Boy come see vex but me i no send them . Though i later became friends with the girl.
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 6:37pm On Oct 22, 2011
Nke ahu gbasara ya. I have never believed in spending to impress a girl. I prefer being in my comfort zone. I remember inviting a girl out on a date about two years ago and she came with two of her female friends . I got angry inside of me but i controlled myself and instead of taking the girl to mr biggs as i earlier planned. I took them to one store near by and bought four bottles of coke and cabin biscuit for us. Oh ! Boy come see vex but me i no send them . Though i later became friends with the girl.

grin grin grin grin grin.
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 7:07pm On Oct 22, 2011
[size=85pt]BULLSHITOLOGY![/size] smiley
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by lindabon: 7:29pm On Oct 22, 2011
sexkillz:

[size=85pt]BULLSHITOLOGY![/size] smiley

Seconded!
Actually, he just wanted to let us know that "he got the bill paid" !!!.
Okay OP, you are a rich man, and we have heard. . . . . but are you a fine boi!  angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 7:44pm On Oct 22, 2011
lindabon:

Seconded!
Actually, he just wanted to let us know that "he got the bill paid" !!!.
Okay OP, you are a rich man, and we have heard. . . . . but are you a fine boi!  angry angry angry angry angry
[size=14pt]To show you how wretched these fooools are, the total amount spent would be less than the equivalent of 40 pounds!. . . Rubbish![/size]
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by ANTIsex(m): 7:52pm On Oct 22, 2011
but guys do mess up like dat, and for the atm , my der d thing nearly mess me up also, seriously, me no d rely on atm ,i d use raw cash go impres
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by InkedNerd(f): 7:54pm On Oct 22, 2011
sexkillz:

[size=85pt]BULLSHITOLOGY![/size] smiley

Co-sign on that one! Bullshit is an understatement.
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 7:57pm On Oct 22, 2011
grin grin sexshitz aka ALBINO, why are you hurting ?? embarassed embarassed

econded!
Actually, he just wanted to let us know that "he got the bill paid" !!!.
Okay OP, you are a rich man, and we have heard. . . . . but are you a fine boi! angry angry angry angry


Fine boi is an understatement cheesy cheesy. Im HOT wink wink
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 7:59pm On Oct 22, 2011
Co-sign on that one! Bullshit is an understatement.

Ink maid, can i touch your Flat yansh wink . I have a soft palm wink wink
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 8:02pm On Oct 22, 2011
tellwisdom:

grin grin sexshitz aka ALBINO, why are you hurting ?? embarassed embarassed

[size=14pt]Hurting because someone said your stupidity has no cure! embarassed embarassed

Do you really want to die in Stupidity? cheesy[/size]
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by InkedNerd(f): 8:03pm On Oct 22, 2011
tellwisdom:

Ink maid, can i touch your Flat yansh wink . I have a soft palm  wink wink

Access denied! But you're more than welcome to kiss my round toned posterior wink
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by freecocoa(f): 8:08pm On Oct 22, 2011
I use to wonder how you came about your username(TELLWISDOM) talk about IRONY.
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 8:09pm On Oct 22, 2011
[size=14pt]Tellpileptic fool! I mean, You have unequivocal rights to be stu[b]p[/b]id, you should actually be proud of it, but you are abusing the privilege. Is your Job devoted to showcasing your ignorance and stupidity? **No offense** wink

[/size]
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Dsense(m): 8:12pm On Oct 22, 2011
OP.

Funny story . . . Most Nigerian dudes need to man up. undecided
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by InkedNerd(f): 8:14pm On Oct 22, 2011
sexkillz:

[size=14pt]Tellpileptic fool! I mean, You have unequivocal rights to be stu[b]p[/b]id, you should actually be proud of it, but you are abusing the privilege. Is your Job devoted to showcasing your ignorance and stupidity? **No offense** wink[/size]

Yes o! Make you tell am. Because you have a computer doesn't mean you must type. Na by force?

By the way, I never finished giving you that bath wink
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 8:22pm On Oct 22, 2011
[size=14pt]^^You ran off!. . . wink[/size]
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 8:23pm On Oct 22, 2011
grin grin grin grin The more the HURTS, the more i roll on the floor laffin, catching my own treeps cheesy cheesy


feechocoa, U left your pant in my house the last time u came. But i've help u taken it to the dry cleaner wink wink. Tell me thank you
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 8:30pm On Oct 22, 2011
OP.

Funny story . . . Most Nigerian dudes need to man up. undecided

I dey tells you cheesy
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Idowuogbo(f): 8:31pm On Oct 22, 2011
Day day u continue to act like dem rubberband ur brains poster . Oh boy i beliv dey are oda tales by moonlight more interesting dan dis pollution of verbs

I would have personally ave preferred Eze goes to school dan dis nonsenseshitzzzy
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by InkedNerd(f): 8:31pm On Oct 22, 2011
sexkillz:

[size=14pt]^^You ran off!. . . wink[/size]

Ndo. I'll be back later. Just sit in the tub and wait for me wink
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 22, 2011
LOLz


IZUKWU:

Nke ahu gbasara ya. I have never believed in spending to impress a girl. I prefer being in my comfort zone. I remember inviting a girl out on a date about two years ago and she came with two of her female friends . I got angry inside of me but i controlled myself and instead of taking the girl to mr biggs as i earlier planned. I took them to one store near by and bought four bottles of coke and cabin biscuit for us. Oh ! Boy come see vex but me i no send them . Though i later became friends with the girl.

grin grin
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by freecocoa(f): 8:35pm On Oct 22, 2011
tellwisdom:

grin grin grin grin The more the HURTS, the more i roll on the floor laffin, catching my own treeps cheesy cheesy


feechocoa, U left your pant in my house the last time u came. But i've help u taken it to the dry cleaner wink wink. Tell me thank you
Keep dreaming okpo.
Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom: 1:15pm On Oct 23, 2011
Idowo-igho, Sorry, do you in any way take Mariyuana?? why is yur eye so seducing??  sad sad sad 

Keep dreaming okpo.

Feechocoa, do you realise im hot, knowing fully well i have money, I can buy you coke and okin biscuit like i always do, so dont dull wink wink

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