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I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by politicoNG: 11:00am On Oct 30, 2023
Chamberlain @ SunRise Daily to Wike (March 2023):
We've seen successors turn against their predecessors in politics. Would you be worried if that happens to you?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIrKcvDIDGw

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by TemplarLandry: 11:00am On Oct 30, 2023
cool
Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Xscape1993(m): 11:01am On Oct 30, 2023
The wickedness of Wike....

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Felimax(m): 11:06am On Oct 30, 2023
Hence I won't stop calling him the drunkard!
So power drunk! Behold your next president! Lol!

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by saintkel(m): 11:07am On Oct 30, 2023
Politics is politics .....trust any politician at ur own risk

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by ruggedboych: 11:14am On Oct 30, 2023
wike is a criminal

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by YorubaPrince: 11:14am On Oct 30, 2023
Bastard! angry

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Mikeak: 11:14am On Oct 30, 2023
Lol... Naija politicians can't be trusted; their A na Z he mean

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by obembet(f): 11:14am On Oct 30, 2023
After Men, Fear Nigerian politicians

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Akwamkpuruamu: 11:15am On Oct 30, 2023
Wike is a chameleon naa

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Kobicove(m): 11:15am On Oct 30, 2023
Politicians can say anything to achieve their aim, trust them at your own peril undecided

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by AsomArchitectNG(m): 11:15am On Oct 30, 2023
Believe Nigerian politicians at ur own peril

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Kobicove(m): 11:15am On Oct 30, 2023
obembet:
After Men, Fear Nigerian politicians

But I heard that this moniker is being operated by a man grin

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Austriaopen(m): 11:16am On Oct 30, 2023
politicoNG:
Chamberlain @ SunRise Daily to Wike (March 2023):
We've seen successors turn against their predecessors in politics. Would you be worried if that happens to you?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIrKcvDIDGw


Tor

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by BigYash: 11:16am On Oct 30, 2023
Wike that criticised APC ,and now he is working for APC.. De play.. Wike na two faced somebody.. He is neither here,nor there..

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by mohbadliveson: 11:16am On Oct 30, 2023
Cheap liar

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by sageb: 11:16am On Oct 30, 2023
politicoNG:
Chamberlain @ SunRise Daily to Wike (March 2023):
We've seen successors turn against their predecessors in politics. Would you be worried if that happens to you?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIrKcvDIDGw


Wike is power drunk

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by sofeo(m): 11:16am On Oct 30, 2023
Alright
Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Kcfresh2103(m): 11:16am On Oct 30, 2023
grin Story.

So this guy for be president of Nigeria.
See the tout that wants to rule Nigeria.

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Sonnobax15(m): 11:16am On Oct 30, 2023
grin
Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Mindlog: 11:16am On Oct 30, 2023
Wike! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by MICHEALADEX(m): 11:17am On Oct 30, 2023
Wike is simply being diplomatic.
Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by adesegun121(m): 11:17am On Oct 30, 2023
Ok
Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Ensa777(f): 11:17am On Oct 30, 2023
angry
Yimu!forppl wey dey rate him oo

Says the same man who kept yarning"Give me power!"
"I don't want to be a vice president"
"I will never be a minister"
Yen yen yen
Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by wittywriter: 11:17am On Oct 30, 2023
Political Caveat.

Angelfrost:
The same crook abused Tinubu and APC during Edo state governorship campaign... Now, he wines, dines, and works for them! tongue

All you idiots who support and fight for these Politicians should continue... You better be earning enough money directly from them or else you are a pathetic dimwit.

I say this without apology to anyone... That's right, I mean every offense! cool
I call these asslicking electorates like some here on NL ;yarimo, leodeking, MANNABBQGR1LLS, generapula, fearyourcreator et al gullible followers.

Fearyourcreator:

Arindin




Wittyness.

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by spartachico(m): 11:17am On Oct 30, 2023
To be honest ... since Buhari regime , I feel democracy is dead , it has been murdered ... cus these sets of leaders arenโ€™t practicing what we call governments of the people by the people and for the people, our complains are falling on deaf ears and may God protect the minister of interiors , cus itโ€™s seems heโ€™s the only good egg amongst the bad ones.

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by MEGAWATCH: 11:17am On Oct 30, 2023
Everybody in NIGERIA except Tinubu supporters knows that Wike is a lying machine.

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by chris4gold(m): 11:18am On Oct 30, 2023
You trust him at your own peril, somebody who says he can not join a cancerous party, now he's the number one citizen of FCT under the same party. Anyway wetin concern me ๐ŸŒš

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by samonak(m): 11:18am On Oct 30, 2023
Karma indeed is a bitch

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by OnlyFiction: 11:18am On Oct 30, 2023
cheesy

Wike Funny Man. Nigeria have some of the best politicians yet some of the worse leaders.


If Wike and Tinubu story was in the bible it will look like this.

WIKE And PORT- HARCOURT (The Ugly Irony)

A great Port city surrounded by a hundred rivers flourished. And the inhabitants of it were called the people of Port Harcourt for that was name of the man who forebore the old vison. And when the people noticed that the hand of the Lord was upon their dwelling place, multiplying their rivers and making the port grow richer and richer,
they gathered together under the cover of night and named the place the State of Rivers and as for the Port, they called it; The Port of Harcourt. So that the name will be for them a symbol of their sure possession and ward off the evil eye of the devourer and if the evil eye persists, the power of the name shall cut it asunder.


And it came to pass that when it was time for the people of this rich city to elect a new king to govern the affairs of the state, they said amongst themselves 'Who shall rule us now?. For the previous governor had betrayed us with a kiss, like Lazarus, he had sold us out. He had broken into our treasury, and transported billions and billions of our gold to fuel the ambition of a man who we barely know, a man who was not from us. That same Northerner who had risen to become president of the whole nation. Yea the man Rotimi had whispered to himself saying;
'If only I travail a little while, as kingmaker then surely and in due season even I will become king.
Because of this, the people of Harcourt had knocked their heads together and joined their hands to swear an oath under the heavens saying;
'Never again shall a man like Rotimi rule us.
A man who dances to the tune of strangers in the night and feigns loyalty to his kindred In the day
A man who can lick the spittle of the destitute in pursuit of favour
A man who would dine with the devil and shit on the name of God, Never again!'
The people swore and gnashed their teeth.




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So on the self same day of the election, when the host of the city casted votes one by one. The man who had taken the majority of the votes was a man by the name Wike the son of Nyesome. The youths and Old men leaped for joy all of them shaking their heads in approval saying like Abraham[i] 'We have indeed seen and chosen well.'
For here comes a man who is nothing compared to the former: like a lion his heart is full of courage and his legs turnerth not for any.
He is not a double faced man who would say one thing with his heart and another with his mouth.
His yea is yea and his nay is nay. He is not a man of eye service.'[/i]
And it was exactly as the people had described. For indeed the man Wike ruled the people of Harcourt with a heavy hand, like a strong man he never allowed the decrees of his mouth to come to him void.
When he moved about the city a jolly band of praise singers escorted him, singing psalms.unto him, his praise name was the Wicked Wike.

When the time came for Wike to address his people he climbed up the podium speaking boldy with a loud croaky voice
Saying;
'My people, my people thanks be to God and to you for chosen aright. All my promises to you I shall fufill, a thousand flyovers to your right hand and a thousand to your left and together we shall drink strong wine and smoke in the morning.
I shall never fellowship with the party of my predecessor, a party of vile cancerous men, by the works of their hands our Nation is perishing, and by their hand our state had almost crumbled I warn you to resist them but Yea! The will of the Lord shall prevail.







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And it came to pass that the man Wike continued to talk in this way about his predecessor and the whole nation rendered sounds of applause to him calling him a bold and a fearless man.
After many seasons the set time for the national election had come. And immediately Wike rose to his feet and said to the council of elders. 'I shall go.'
But the other members of the household leaders had not picked Wike to represent them but rather they had chosen his Nothern mate whose name was Atiku the son Of Abubakar.

And when Wike saw this he gnashed his teeth and said softly to the elders 'I shall remain here but for the meantime I shall withhold my support.'
And it came to pass. Like a dream of the night the unexpected fame of another man surged from the Eastside and swept through the country like a whirlwind. The name of this man was Peter the son of Obi. even Wike had not been as famous as this man for it was a spectacle that was not common in recent time, the household he had emerged from was called the Labour party. And this man was neither from Wike's camp nor Buhari's camp.



On hearing what Wike had said to the council of elders, the eyes of the people were curious, hence they followed the governor about and accosted him In the market place and in the tabernacle asking the same questions; 'Master, Master who would thou vote for who else would thou support I pray thee is it Peter the Son of Obi? For lo you are not a man who would think a thing and keep to himself.'
But he had responded with a quiet voice saying
'watch and see before I do it, I shall say it.'







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So the people watched and watched and watched but the governor said nothing until the Set day of the election. On that day,
While men started to cast votes for the man Peter the Son of Obi, and while people started to rejoice that victory was sure for the party of labour. A group of armed men went about from one zone to another saying unto the voters:

'Submit your votes now this hour, I say, for we have orders from above!'

And this continued on and on, from district to district from town to town until that late hour when it was time to announce the victor of the event and behold it was; [b]Bola the Son of Tinubu[/b]an elder from former president's household. And the people marvelled in shock.

After this had taken place, the people of the city waited patiently for the mouth of their Governor and behold he had indeed climbed his podium to speak, but in a much lower voice than he was known for. He whispered a parable to his congregation saying:
'An old southerner is better than another Northerner.
And a young boy had thrown a question from the crowd saying
'But My Lord the Southerner is from the self same party you called a cancerous one, the same party you warned us not to fellowship with.'
But the governor had responded this time with an almost inaudible voice saying
'My son It doesn't matter.'

And a great number of the people rented their clothes and bathed their bodies in dry ashes, raising their voice in uniform lamentation saying:
'What is this that we hear now?
'How can you warn us about the devil, then go behind us to shake hands with him.?
Oh what an ugly miracle!
How is this man any different from the former for yea the both them have ended up serving the same master.'


Then a prophet chatstized th immediately saying [i] 'fool yourself not oh people of port harcourt for politics is not your father's game o or your mother's or sister's or brother's indeed it is a game of personal interest.

Selah.'

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Re: I Cannot Tell The Governor On What To Do After Leaving Office - Wike (Throwback) by Angelfrost(m): 11:18am On Oct 30, 2023
The same crook abused Tinubu and APC during Edo state governorship campaign... Now, he wines, dines, and works for them! tongue

All you idiots who support and fight for these Politicians should continue... You better be earning enough money directly from them or else you are a pathetic dimwit.

I say this without apology to anyone... That's right, I mean every offense! cool

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