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Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by u4me(m): 1:13pm On Sep 14, 2007
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't
know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"Ok, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put
the prisoner in the prison." And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with
satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey, the prisoner seems to have
escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles, "Then we will have to
re-imprison him. " After the second time they spent, the guy reaches
for his cigarettes. But the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new
experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile,
"Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but
with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back
on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply
turning his head, and he YELLS at her,

"HEY, it's not life imprisonment!"
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by rubie(f): 4:07pm On Sep 14, 2007
grin grin grin grin grin

She seemed tobe enjoying it seriously.
U can't blame her, it's her first time.
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by Seun(m): 4:49pm On Sep 14, 2007
Hehe.
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by rubie(f): 4:55pm On Sep 14, 2007
Seun where have you been all this time?
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by Nobody: 5:26pm On Sep 14, 2007
abeg the prisoner is on parole, abi
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by u4me(m): 7:55am On Sep 18, 2007
Rubie,

Was it same with you?
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by clemcykul(f): 8:12am On Sep 18, 2007
send the bride to dason4life, saucekid, kk,or Alphie or even to me grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

i wouldnt mind enjoyment grin grin grin grin grin kiss

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