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Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by u4me(m): 1:13pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Ok, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison." And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey, the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles, "Then we will have to re-imprison him. " After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes. But the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, and he YELLS at her, "HEY, it's not life imprisonment!" |
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by rubie(f): 4:07pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
She seemed tobe enjoying it seriously. U can't blame her, it's her first time. |
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by Seun(m): 4:49pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
Hehe. |
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by rubie(f): 4:55pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
Seun where have you been all this time? |
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by Nobody: 5:26pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
abeg the prisoner is on parole, abi |
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by u4me(m): 7:55am On Sep 18, 2007 |
Rubie, Was it same with you? |
Re: Love Making Ooops Imprisonment by clemcykul(f): 8:12am On Sep 18, 2007 |
send the bride to dason4life, saucekid, kk,or Alphie or even to me i wouldnt mind enjoyment |
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