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Things That A Normal Man Should NEVER Practice by LoveUdie: 9:45am On Nov 22, 2023
1. Taking alcohol
2. Using sugar
3. Using wheat products
4. Eating sausages,smokies and other processed foods
5. Raising dowry through WhatsApp
6. Smoking that cancer stick aka Cigarettes
7. Having stupid and reckless sex
8.Having unprotected sex. Soko ni chafu
9. Using WhatsApp GB
10. Having ringtones in his phones
11. Buying food from supermarkets
12. Entering kitchen unless the kitchen is on fire
13. Gambling
14. Giving CJs and receiving BJs
15. Wearing tight underwears and shorts
16. Masturbation
17. Calling your wife sijui swiry , sweetie, my better half, Hun, the love of my life etc. Call her by her name, Waruguru, Wanjiku, Waithiegeni.
18. Dating a woman who takes alcohol
19. Sleeping with another man's wife. Mûtumia wene ndahunagio maitho na ndaguragirwo nyama
20. Having two kids like a dove or one like a rhino. A man should sire at least six kids
21. Hugging your mother in-law
22. Sleeping at your inlaws' houses. They only gave you permission to sleep with their daughter and not to fart in their houses
23. A culture of not reading
24. Going home past 9pm

Kiriungi Kimotho Muceera wa mbari ya huria nondirariunga weerû ngiugaga nî thaayû na nî thaayû na nî thaayû na nî nondîrabîra mwano

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