Nigeria Incorporation Limited, LOL

afam4eva:

Nigeria is neither a country or a company. It's an experiment.

GBAM

Not just an experiment but one that is being carried out without a laid down procedure.
Its more like an experiment not taken serious,the end result doesn't even matter to the experimenters.

micawber:

Whenever the [size=13pt]senate decide to sell it off[/size], let me know. I just need to buy [size=13pt]the Rivers Region[/size], plus [size=13pt]Niger Delta[/size] (as defense) incase [size=13pt]FG[/size] threatens in the future, lol

am sorry but we are looking to sell the whole country, we do not want to sell it bit by bits you might end up runing off with the rivers region and the niger delta without paying or 419ing us

A company is well organized,even if its making losses.A company knows the number of staff it has and even how its going to wind-up.Nigeria is just a like a game of chess,where the Knights,Bishop,Queen etc are protecting the greedy king while the masses are the pawns that can be toyed with at anytime.

Yeah, our beloved country unfortunately is even more of a private limited coy than a public liability coy. We might think we're just joking but the unfortunate and the untold truth is that Nigerians encourages any sitting president to run the affairs of the company -oh sorry, country as 'note not like' but as a private property.

Nigeria might be a company for all i care but my NAIJA is never a company.

its a company!

unfortunately it's going to be one big warzone in the next 15-20 years if things don't improve,

Coming to petroleum, there is no oil subsidy. Oil subsidy in Nigeria is fiction, it doesn’t exist and it is a fraud. During Buhari’s time, we had three refineries. When necessary, I mean, whenever there was shortage of oil, we embarked on offshore processing. If at a time, the production of oil couldn’t satisfy our needs, we selected oil companies like Shell and others that we would give crude oil to refine abroad, sell at foreign exchange and pay to our account. We got quantum of barrels of crude oil and gave to these companies and after they might have refined it, let’s say they got one million litres and we needed only 200 litres, they would give us the quantity we wanted and sell the remaining and give us foreign exchange. We only took our fuel back, never imported fuel.


I personally signed the contract of the fourth refinery which we call new Port Harcourt Refinery in 1984. It was one of the best in Africa, with a capacity of 160,000 barrels per day. The first refinery, in Port Harcourt, was built in 1965; Warri refinery in 1978, and Kaduna refinery in 1980. A newly constructed refinery can’t have major problem for about 30 years. The problem they will not tell you is that after Buhari, every Minister and Head of State became an oil sheikh, except General Abdulsalami Abubakar--Tam David west


A company where only 10 people share Trillions, LLC, company, hahah

Nigeria is a country that is badly managed. The country does not have the infrastructure that can lift most of its citizens out of chronic poverty. There are a lot of problems that continue to keep Nigeria down and the current set of leaders we have are not tackling these problems thoroughly. I still find it hard to believe that things have not really gotten better under the Goodluck Jonathan government. There are individual achievers in Nigeria but 80% of the populace cannot afford the basic things that will enable them achieve a solid standard of living. The country is not organized and corruption is still rampant in the land. The Postal Service is in a comatose state and water is still not being piped into people's homes. When will our leaders wake up to the fact that a Revolution is in the offing in the near future if they don't buckle up and do the right thing? I'm pissed off.

Nigeria is indeed a company and Goodluck Jonathan is the largest share holder

interesting thread

[center][size=18pt]Nigeria Inc. Est. 1914[/size]

Founders:

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Yeah nobody is happy nor comfortable with the status of the country, but let try and be appreciating our own, we have no option, this country is ours and each and everyone of us has a responsible to play in making this country, a country of our dreams and not downgrading it. God bless united state of 9ja.

one of the above!

Pls, lets call our country a good name. Though the problems we are experiencing is not encouraging but there is nothing we can do than to pray for nigeria. Nigeria is a country but full of corupt leaders.

Nigeria is a country but the company of people working in it are not skilled , so Nigeria is suffering from bad management.

ezeagu:

[center][size=18pt]Nigeria Inc. Est. 1914[/size]

Founders:

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Considering the way Roya Niger company first operated before the british came in,one may agree that Nigeria is a company but a badly-run one.

@oti-igba, I agree with you. Now is the best time to sell it before it will become worthless like Greece. The arabs will be ready to pay any amount than chinese who may under-price this kompany, lol. Let's suggest how much it can be sold please.

its only in Nigeria that foreigners from Asia have more power than the citizens.

I mean the Indian, Lebanese & Chinese ; they have more power; more bank loans ; more government backing than
the average Nigerian masses,

Just see how they are using Nigerians as slave workers in their own country; yet Labour (NLC) & ministry of works just close their eyes.

even the one that said he walked without shoes b4 becoming president; doesnt even show concern,

boy;;; as 4 me its really hard to believe that there`s a future 4 my generation in the country called Nigeria.

JAkpayen:

@oti-igba, I agree with you. Now is the best time to sell it before it will become worthless like Greece. The arabs will be ready to pay any amount than chinese who may under-price this kompany, lol. Let's suggest how much it can be sold please.

ok what do you think? 100 billion dollars? start your bidding,

Jps1:

Yeah nobody is happy nor comfortable with the status of the country, but let try and be appreciating our own, we have no option, this country is ours and each and everyone of us has a responsible to play in making this country, a country of our dreams and not downgrading it. God bless united state of 9ja.

Yeah lets continue to bullshyt to ourselves with simply "appreciating" it. To be honest, the above quote you made is actually UNPATRIOTIC. Yep, and falls under the Triple C citizens we have in 9ja-> CHILDISH, COWARDISH, and COMPLACENT


Just land in Lagos from abroad (that includes flying from Sokoto) and what do you see. The whole city/state is for sale. Belts for sale, cement for sale, plots of land for sale, estates for sale, N50000 2 year rent for property advertised, clothes and shoes from Yankee for sale, cars imported for sale, Aristo chicks at LASU for sale (for N3000 or Phone credit equivalent), and if you no wan Aristo, then bride price is times 3 for wife (more in Anambra), of course meat and petrol for gen for sale, political appointment for sale, chieftancy title for sale, government contracts for sale, even the "WORD OF GOD" is for sale. Dayum

nigeria is both of them.

Probably a comodity

mens dept:


Yeah lets continue to bullshyt to ourselves with simply "appreciating" it. To be honest, the above quote you made is actually UNPATRIOTIC. Yep, and falls under the Triple C citizens we have in 9ja-> CHILDISH, COWARDISH, and COMPLACENT


Just land in Lagos from abroad (that includes flying from Sokoto) and what do you see. The whole city/state is for sale. Belts for sale, cement for sale, plots of land for sale, estates for sale, N50000 2 year rent for property advertised, clothes and shoes from Yankee for sale, cars imported for sale, Aristo chicks at LASU for sale (for N3000 or Phone credit equivalent), and if you no wan Aristo, then bride price is times 3 for wife (more in Anambra), of course meat and petrol for gen for sale, political appointment for sale, chieftancy title for sale, government contracts for sale, even the "WORD OF GOD" is for sale. Dayum

EXACTLY!!!!! EVEN HUMAN FOR SALE

Black market company

According to economics.government corporation established where people needed why a company established where they will make profit, i think nigeria is a company,

~Bluetooth:

Considering the way Roya Niger company first operated before the british came in,one may agree that Nigeria is a company but a badly-run one.

I slightly disagree, Nigeria is (was) an asset (Chattel) of a Company.

Nigeria is a NLC (No Liabilities Corporation), where those who are "running" things will never have to worry about their "investments", and where profit is never reflected in the accounts of the primary shareholders/stakeholders.