PHIPEX:

i neva knew what i was missing here, gud wk

^^thanks,  u just in the right place. wht a dry place

dfjbblnsdvlnnlndf,nlnssnlndfdnn i fuckingly neeeeed more jokes this place is too dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Height of being Hygienic is washing ur hands with Dettol after removing a Virus from his computer, hehe,

drnairalov:

dfjbblnsdvlnnlndf,nlnssnlndfdnn i fuckingly neeeeed more jokes this place is too dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Emmmh bros enter iweka road go buy nite of a thousand laff dvd na , haba d ones d guy paste no do ni alakori sumbody

Height Of Cruelty: Throwing Ur Girlfriend ; Out of D Window & Shouting: . . . . . . Love Is In the Air Baby. Keep Flying

LWKMD4HO, I SO MUCH LOVE THIS THREAD

Mrdani1luv:

LWKMD4HO, I SO MUCH LOVE THIS THREAD

@kingron i luv your jokes oo, dnt mind ma fmer act

i see u

kingron:

Height Of Cruelty: Throwing your Girlfriend ; Out of D Window & Shouting: . . . . . . Love Is In the Air Baby. Keep Flying

Darn!

Gf:I cheated ßf:$o wat do u think?I l0ved u? I also cheated On u 4 da past 2 yr. , Gf cried&said:I waz talkin' about my exam ßf:oops!

A young man has been looking
for admission since 9yrs, his
mother is always calling n asking
if he has been admitted,
One faithful day, this young man
was diagnosed to av malaria and
was admitted.he therefore called
his mom to tell her that he was
admitted,
*calling*
*ringing*
dialogue::
young man:Mummy i have been
admitted
Mum:Thank God my son, after all
this years
young man:No,mum am in the
hospital and dey diagnose me for
malaria
Mum:haa!so u r studying
Malarialogy, Ba ba Eshe.
young man:the doctors said that i
wud be discharged within 7 days
Mum:God forbid,u shall not use 7
days instead u wud use 7 yrs, say
amen!
young man:HAAAAA!!!ma ma
Mum:infact that person dt doesnt
want u to use 7yrs shall die in
jesus name,
young man:HAAAAAAAAAA A! e
maa ba temi je, lol

A mental hospital yesterday, a mad man was chasing d senior doctor wit a knife. Eye witnesses confirmed dat d doctor was running for his dear life until he got to a dead end den d mad man handed over the knife to him saying"oya oga take na ur turn to pursue me nw",

now that fuel subsidy has been removed Johnathan will finally have the money to send his wife to nursery school.

Joke, 3 men; one American; one
German and one Nigerian were
discussing. The American said "my
country is blessed and gifted with
technological advancement. Imagine;
a child was born with no legs; we
attached mechanical legs to the child
and guess what?! The child is now an
Olympic Sprinter!!" The German said
"we in my country are similarly
blessed; if not even better, A girl was
born in Hamburg wit no arms; we
attached mechanical arms and now
she is the country's heavyweight
boxing champion; in the male
category too!!" The Nigerian cleared
his throat and said "All those ones are
small small tins!! In a small village in
Bayelsa state, Nigeria; a baby was
born with no head|*

Yes O! E don happen again o.
Chukwudi Films in association with
Chukwuemeka Pictures presents FUEL
SUBSIDY 1&2. Come hear the true
story behind the whole subsidy o-
who put am,who comot am,where d
moni dey go,U go c am all for dis
movie o. Chai com c as people dey
suffer,c as prices dey increase hehehe
rich man no even wan comot fuel mek
dem carry burn thief wey steal him
moni. Kai FUEL SUBSIDY! FUEL
SUBSIDY!! FUEL SUBSIDY O!!! FUEL
SUBSIDY 1&2. . . U go laff,cry and u go
reason sef. FUEL SUBSIDY
1&2, Marketed and distributed by
Tonimax Enterprises 24 Iweka Road or
#3 Idumota Lagos , Grab ur copy
now!!! Laff it out

Carrys my ogunigwe bomb n throws into thread!


BOOOOOOM! ( now dat is wat i call copy n paste)

donko, u and ur opinion ’re as
useless as the Letter H in
the word yeah .

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahaho








SMH!

kingron:

donko, u and ur opinion ’re as
useless as the Letter H in
the word yeah .

nice one! that serves DONkollione right!!

kingron:

donko, u and ur opinion ’re as
useless as the Letter H in
the word yeah .

damn!! yeee!! now that's funny true true. omo see insult.lmaoooo!!

1911: Dracula Used to Drink Virgin Girls Blood, ! = In 2012: He Died of Hunger,

kingron! , Where is queenron?

And princeron ?

^^ask google.

One man had a child , , , , , , 1
year later - man asked the child- what
to gift you?, , , , child said ping
pong ball , , , , 2'nd b'day -Father-
what gift you want?Son - ping pong
ball , , , , 3rd b'day Father- what
gift you want?Son - ping pong
ball , , , , 4th bday Father- what
gift you want?Son - ping pong
ball , , , , , , 5th bday Father-
what gift you want?Son - ping pong
ball , , , , , , , , 6thb' day
Father- what gift you want?Son - ping
pong
ball , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . , . , , , , ,
24th bday Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball , , , , , , he
got married at honeymoon Wife-what
do u want?Husband-ping pong
ball , , , , 25th bday Wife - what
gift you want?Husband-ping pong
ball , , , , , , , , 26th bday Wife
- what gift you want?Husband-ping
pong ball , , , , , 27th bday Wife -
what gift you want?Husband-ping
pong
ball , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
his kids become 15 yrs old , , , ,
40th bday kids- Father what gift you
want?Father - ping pong
ball , , , , , 41st b' day kids- Father
what gift you want?Father - ping pong
ball , , , , , , 42nd bday kids-
Father what gift you want?Father -
ping pong
ball , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . , . , , , , , , , , , , , . ,
79th b'day kids- Father what gift you
want?Father - ping pong
ball , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . , . , , , , , , , , , ,
time for his death all the people from
whom he took ping pong ball (Like his
Wife, kids and all others) came to him
and asked Why did you ask for ping
pong ball all the time?, , , He said
give me a ping pong ball then I will
tell you, , , , Then those people
gave him a ping pong ball , , , , ,
He said when I will be extremely near
to death then I will
tell , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
During those last moments when he is
about to die everyone reached him
and asked tell us why did you ask for
ping pong ball always?he
said. , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
I asked for a ping pong ball on my
every b'day
because , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
And he died, before he could tell the
Reason, What a tragedy! What a
tragedy!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
LIKE IF YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY BORED
AFTER READING THIS
Now don't look at me like
thissssssssssssssss … Y Should I suffer
alone,

A man went to buy pepper in d market when he came back he used d pepper to cook rice after everything he ate d rice n slept. In his dream mascurade rub pepper on his joystick after tieing him to a tree. He screamed n woke up













* he didnt wash his hand b4 sleeping and he was w.a.nkking while asleep*



more in d pipe line mr kingron.

One day a young man and
woman were in their bedroom
making love.
All of a sudden a
bumble bee entered the
bedroom window.
As the
young lady parted her legs the
bee entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming, "Oh
my god, help me, there's a bee
in my vagina!".
The husband immediately took
her to the local doctor and
explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment
and said, "Hmm, tricky situation.
But I have a solution to the
problem if young sir would
permit".
The husband being very
concerned agreed that the
doctor could use whatever
method to get the bee out of
his wife's vagina.
The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna
do is
rub some honey over the top
of my penis and insert it into
your wife's vagina.
When I feel the bee getting closer to
the tip
of my dick I shall withdraw it
and the bee should hopefully
follow my penis out of your
wife's vagina."
The husband nodded and gave
his approval. The young lady
said "Yes, yes, whatever, just
get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering
the tip of his penis with honey,
inserted it into the young lady's
vagina. After a few
gentle strokes, the doctor said,
"I don't think the bee has
noticed the honey yet. Perhaps
I should go a bit deeper".
So the doctor went deeper and
deeper. After a while the
doctor began shafting the
young lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver
with excitement, she began to
moan and groan aloud, "Oh
doctor, doctor!" she shouted.
The doctor, concentrating very
hard, looked like he was
enjoying himself.
He then put his hands on the
young lady's breasts and
started making loud noises.
The husband, at this point,
suddenly became very annoyed
and shouted. "Now wait a
minute, what the hell do you
think you're doing?!"
he
blasted.
The doctor,
still concentrating,
replied: "Change of plan, I'm
gonna drown the bastard!!"

Laff it out with kingron till you can laff no morè.

18 yr old girl got pregnant,
crying,
Mother says: Who was that
crap?
Call him.
Half an hour later,a latest model limosine stops in
front of their house & a
mature grey hair in a vry
expensive suit, steps out.
Man:Ur daughter has
informed me the problem. However I can't marry her,
but if a girl is born,I offer 2
stores,a villa & 2 millions.
If a boy born, then 2
factories & 5 millions but
incase of miscarriage, What do u suggest I do?"
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. Mother:Try again sir

18 yr old girl got pregnant,
crying,
Mother says: Who was that
crap?
Call him.
Half an hour later,a latest model limosine stops in
front of their house & a
mature grey hair in a vry
expensive suit, steps out.
Man:Ur daughter has
informed me the problem. However I can't marry her,
but if a girl is born,I offer 2
stores,a villa & 2 millions.
If a boy born, then 2
factories & 5 millions but
incase of miscarriage, What do u suggest I do?"
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. Mother:Try again sir

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you.'

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine.'

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a
mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times *milder* than his wife .

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who
have a good sense of humour.