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A Latter To You From Mr Satan by Markenny(m): 3:48pm On Sep 17, 2007 |
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad Iam that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine. Remember,you and I have been going steady for years. and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had. We have been , watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadershippositions, no respect for the Church, bad attitudes. SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say " THANKS " for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in.HA HA HA! You make me sick. Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is, smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now.I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess you sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by IDINRETE: 5:23pm On Sep 17, 2007 |
Markenny: do you have satan's address? |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by Nobody: 4:02pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
Poster has a point. |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by Mudley313: 4:50pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
MzDarkSkin: corrected |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by Jenwitemi(m): 11:16am On Nov 29, 2010 |
The letter looks like one that was written by a certain Mr. Yahweh. |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:42pm On Nov 29, 2010 |
what is the point!? why argue when it is simpler to accept. The Christians have finally over-run Nairaland Religious Section. I have not seen one thread on the frontpage that aims to reveal rather than obscure the truth. |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by Tonyet1(m): 2:38pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Latter from Satan? |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by 667: 2:51pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
I know my sheep. I call them by their names. Another master they will not follow. I have all the Gold, Silver, Diamond, Wealth of this world. Children, embrace me as you god and king and your joy will be endless. I require only that you kneel. |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by Kay17: 4:29pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
The letter looks like one that was written by a certain Mr. Yahweh. Smiley The Devil and his 'witches' are unemployed. God with his 'omnipotence' took all the jobs! |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by Rhino4dm: 7:31pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
^^^ The good, The bad and The gay. i dey laugh o o o o o, . |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by manmustwac(m): 11:22am On Dec 02, 2010 |
anymore fighting and i'll lock the thread |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by UyiIredia(m): 3:41pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
@ mod >>> kk @ Mudley >>> God save you today >>> make mistake first !!! >>> you go hear word from me |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by Mudley313: 3:52pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
manmustwac:guess i missed something Uyi Iredia:and wetin this incoherent id1ot come dey feel like now this wanna-be pseudo-intellectual who can barely construct a proper sentence that makes any sense without slotting in unwarranted wordings crammed from a dictionary. you nor go go face your studies, dey there dey form professor online |
Re: A Latter To You From Mr Satan by manmustwac(m): 5:25pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
LOCKED |
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