A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN


I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't
even
bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so
unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad Iam that
you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.

Remember,you and I have been going
steady for years. and I still don't
love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am
only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm
going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.

You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you.
But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a
living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt
God.

Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all
of the good times we've had.
We have been ,
watching dirty movies,
cursing people out,
stealing,
lying,
being
hypocritical,
fornicating,
overeating,
telling dirty jokes,
gossiping,
being judgmental,
back stabbing people,
disrespecting adults,
and those in leadershippositions,
no respect for the Church,
bad attitudes.

SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn
together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter
of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say " THANKS " for letting
me use you for most of your foolish life.

You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you
give in.HA HA HA! You make me sick. Sin is beginning to take it's toll
on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go
ahead and teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is,
smoke,
get drunk or drink while
under-aged,
cheat,
gamble,
gossip,
fornicate,
and live being as selfish as possible.

Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids
are like that.

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now.I'll be back in a couple of
seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere,
confess you sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you
have left. It's not my
nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and
still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous.
Don't get me wrong, I still hate you

Markenny:

A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN



, He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm
going to use you as long as possible to pay him back,

do you have satan's address?

Poster has a point.

MzDarkSkin:

Poster is suffering from illusionary religious brain gay bordering on insanity

corrected

The letter looks like one that was written by a certain Mr. Yahweh.

what is the point!? why argue when it is simpler to accept. The Christians have finally over-run Nairaland Religious Section. I have not seen one thread on the frontpage that aims to reveal rather than obscure the truth.

Latter from Satan?

The letter looks like one that was written by a certain Mr. Yahweh. Smiley

The Devil and his 'witches' are unemployed. God with his 'omnipotence' took all the jobs!

^^^ The good, The bad and The gay.
i dey laugh o o o o o, .

anymore fighting and i'll lock the thread

@ mod >>> kk

@ Mudley >>> God save you today >>> make mistake first !!! >>> you go hear word from me

manmustwac:

anymore fighting and i'll lock the thread

guess i missed something

Uyi Iredia:

@ Mudley >>> God save you today >>> make mistake first !!! >>> you go hear word from me 

and wetin this incoherent id1ot come dey feel like now this wanna-be pseudo-intellectual who can barely construct a proper sentence that makes any sense without slotting in unwarranted wordings crammed from a dictionary. you nor go go face your studies, dey there dey form professor online

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