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Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by MissyB3(f): 12:01pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
You do not need to be informed of the gravity of wahala you'd be calling for, if you told madam, without mincing words, ''This food is tasteless''. In order to avoid trouble or to be courteous, how would you say ''this food nor sweet'' , politely? Ladies, how would you like to be told? |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by BABE3: 12:03pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
"Darling, were you in a bad mood while cooking this meal?" |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by oneuniquemind(m): 3:44pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Ds meal is toooooooo sweet.with smile o 1 Like |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by executinal(m): 3:45pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
I always tell my baby, something is missing in this your meal today, |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Sijo01(f): 3:46pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
@Babe, Lolz. Op, d previous meal is sweeter. |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by cold(m): 3:53pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
'my ex would have done a better job' |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by lexicon(m): 3:57pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
cold: Next time the food will not only be tasteless, but also with food poison . . . lol 2 Likes |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by fenandopo: 4:06pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
i just go ahead and make it plain to her i dont like/fancy the food, that she could do better. if u try 2 b candid they wont get a hit, ad will cook same crap next time. i constantly let me better half know i like good food, she can joke round with other things and not me dinner, mate!! |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Leysco(m): 4:18pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
I don't hide words. THIS FOOD IS NOT SWEET. Shikena! |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by aieromon(m): 4:22pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
What happened to the normal "Your food tastes like $HyT"? |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by MissyB3(f): 4:32pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
cold:Be prepared to fast for the rest of your days. |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Parisgoodman(m): 4:33pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
My tongue seems 2 b tasting bad this days, or it d food? |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by cold(m): 4:34pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
lexicon: Missy ★ B: |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by iyke648(m): 4:44pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
I go jst take 2 spoon and tel her say i don beleful. Shikina |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Nobody: 4:55pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
executinal:did u say ''ALWAYS'' damn! U must hav married d wrong chick bro! Sorry! |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Otses(f): 5:06pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Baby, I know u are a fantastic cook, bt I tink sumtin is missin 2day |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by WAVixen: 5:06pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
It was gastronomically unsettling. |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by rhymz(m): 5:20pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
I just lost my apetite sweethrt, did you actually cook this food urself? Anyway,give it to the dog!! |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by neyostica: 5:21pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
My shit tastes better than this. |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by swtcherry(f): 5:25pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
u cud simply say swtie wao i appriciate u making dinner bt cud u like add little salt nx tm.tanks love wit a smile |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by tulk2mi: 5:28pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
honey, e b like say u no comot bassierre cook dis food today my colleague said her husband would say, "babe, this food no cham" |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by tulk2mi: 5:30pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
honey, e b like say u no comot brassierre cook dis food today my colleague said her husband would say, "babe, this food no cham" |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Eduvine(m): 5:44pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
I ll' not touch d food, since my stomach is nt dustbin. |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Nobody: 5:55pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
chei!!! nne, there will be no sex tonight because I can't eat this potty and will therefore lack energy for my manly duty. honey, come chop the potty wey you cook for me. Or better still, eat the food slowly, like chew it VERY SLOWLY, her brain go click say the food no sweet. |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by JUO(m): 6:01pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
the food is not like yours |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by manny4life(m): 6:04pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
First off acknowledge the fact that she took the time to cook the food and then condemn the food Thank you for the food but the food isn't as tasty as the last one 1 Like |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Nobody: 6:19pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
aieromon:e be lyk say u dey chop $hyt well well 4 u to knw hw d food taste. lexicon:u're very funny o. And as 4 moi, i will be very very slow eating d meal, u urself wey cook d potty go jst knw wats up, i no need 2 tell u anytin |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by omega25red(m): 6:42pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
just say hmm the last time you cooked this it had this very sweet spicy taste what was it? |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by freecocoa(f): 7:01pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
He would say with a frown on his face after tasting the food,baby where did you get this food?don't tell me you cooked it,I'll be like what's it?he'll go,were you angry when cooking?its not like your food,please its not good,just give me something else to eat,if he notices I'm not happy,he'll make a joke out of it and we'll just laugh it off and I find an alternative.Though doesn't happen to me often. Its my mum that will make you want to kill yourself instead of committing suicide if you cook what she doesn't like,she'll make it sound like poison tastes better than what you cooked. |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by kokoye(m): 7:06pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
"Please pass me the salt dispenser" |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Odunnu: 7:09pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
If he makes a bad meal,(i've never acceptd he cooks well/better than me anyway) he knows. Whatever I say doesnt bother him. I even enjoy using very hard/bad words to tease him and we'l joke about it. |
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by yommysomguy(m): 7:41pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
chindi:sharply |
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