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Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by moHot(f): 8:04pm On Nov 07, 2011
lmao, roflmao,lwkmd @all commments bahahaha
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Nobody: 8:11pm On Nov 07, 2011
What happened to you today hon (with a smile wink) this food taste different today,I wont finish it I am sorry(throws it away and eats cereal after).

I get that a lot every time I cook fish, he hates fish and I think fish is good for brain, he says he has stopped growing  grin. Nobody eats fish in my house except

me, na wa
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by juman(m): 8:31pm On Nov 07, 2011
Taking little amount from the food.
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by titsqueez(m): 8:31pm On Nov 07, 2011
you must have cooked this food without ur apron
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Jenifa1: 8:50pm On Nov 07, 2011
hon, there is some koko in the eba, is the stove working well?

babe, pass me the salt and pepper (make a slightly disgusted face) and lots of water!

honey, let's hire a maid to do the cooking.

dear, are you pregnant? pregnancy changes the taste buds you know. I'm not feeling this dinner.
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Nobody: 9:30pm On Nov 07, 2011
Baby did you use my money to cook this food?
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Leffe2010: 9:41pm On Nov 07, 2011
your mama no teach you how to cook
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Riskymallam: 9:45pm On Nov 07, 2011
I'll simply ask her Honey, is this the food you prepared for me. Or the one you prepared for Bingo? cheesy smiley grin
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by gascoign1(m): 11:03pm On Nov 07, 2011
my mother is a good cook!
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Limaoscar: 12:35am On Nov 08, 2011
Babes e get as this food be today oh!
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by lepasharon(f): 2:54am On Nov 08, 2011
say u dont like bitter leaf in ur food best ansa! cheesy
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by jevic(m): 5:33am On Nov 08, 2011
I will tell the person involved planely that the food is f**ked.
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by begwong: 7:46am On Nov 08, 2011
Iya junior,u sure say u use all d money wey i give u to cook soup today so?
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Demdem(m): 3:32pm On Nov 08, 2011
i dont utter any word. she knows if and when i dont enjoy any meal.
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by missjane: 5:46pm On Nov 08, 2011
And again, must u really tell her? If she cooks well normally and for once the food is tasteless, i'm sure she must have known already and may struggle to make amends either by apologising first b4 u taste it. No need to torment her further. Remb na ur mate o

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Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by cynthiafred67(f): 9:39pm On Nov 08, 2011
begwong:

Iya junior,u sure say u use all d money wey i give u to cook soup today so?
Lol very funny
I will simply say sweetheart I don't think u were in a gud mood wen u cooked dis food. No offense
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by koolJ1(f): 8:39am On Nov 09, 2011
Sweerie,did yu ask linus(houseboi) to cook d food? Linus nor try oh
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by koolJ1(f): 8:41am On Nov 09, 2011
Sweerie,did yu ask linus(houseboi) to cook d food? Linus nor try oh
OR
*impatiently* WHAT SORT OF NONSENSE DID LINUS COOK??!
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Baawaa(m): 10:29am On Nov 09, 2011
I use to thanks my darling after the meal,if the meal doesn't meet standard,i will keep my THANK YOU,then she know something is wrong somewhere!!As a matter of fact she will first condemn the meal!!!
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by Tokotaya: 3:16pm On Sep 25, 2012
She comments on the taste first off. I then concur. She does a good job most of the time. So no biggie. The Yorubas say 'ojoo jumo ko lobe obinrin n dun' (It's not everyday that a woman's soup is great).
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by switdick(m): 11:23pm On Sep 25, 2012
Other days are 10/10,today's 9/10....no maggie,no spices? grin
Re: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by infolpf: 1:12am On Oct 03, 2012
NNYAMA!!

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