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I Need Your Help! by sniperwolf(op): 3:05pm On Sep 18, 2007
There is this girl I've been dating for about 3 months and I want to have sex with her but I don't know how to go about it, the only thing I have done with her is to romance her. The fact is that I'm not the kind of guy that takes a girl to a guet house, all the times I have had sex was in my friend's house and in my own appartment in school. You know girls if you don't want to satisfy them they think the other way- correct me if I'm wrong.

I don't really know how to ask these but my question is: HOW DO I TAKE A GIRL TO THE GUEST HOUSE?
Re: I Need Your Help! by efuah(f): 3:16pm On Sep 18, 2007
"with God impossibility is nothing" is that nt ur signature?
so it answers it all. but lemme ask, why do u want to sleep with the girl at all cost (am i wrong)
must u sleep with every girl u go out with? forgive me if am being harsh.

sleeping with a girl in ur friend's house to me, doesn't show respect wink for the guest house thingy,
u two must agree first, then u've got money, lipsrsealed

brb
Re: I Need Your Help! by Joey82(m): 3:38pm On Sep 18, 2007
efuah:
sleeping with a girl in your friend's house to me, doesn't show respect wink
What if u stay with relatives that have growing up kids and don't want u habouring girls around? ur friends house becomes d best choice. U musn't have a house on ur own 2 b qualifed 2 sleep with a girl.

4 d guest house shit, some girls see it 2 b too much immoral, as one used 2 tell me that she's not a LovePeddler 2 b taken to a guest room.
Re: I Need Your Help! by anney(f): 3:55pm On Sep 18, 2007
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Re: I Need Your Help! by anney(f): 4:12pm On Sep 18, 2007
why are u such in a hurry to have sex with her , cant u just hold ur thing. na wa o .
Re: I Need Your Help! by sniperwolf(op): 4:36pm On Sep 18, 2007
anney:
why are u such in a hurry to have sex with her , can't u just hold your thing. na wa o .
No time!!
Re: I Need Your Help! by FactorChic(f): 5:18pm On Sep 18, 2007
sniperwolf:
No time!!
NO TIME? OK I don't think he likes her that much
I mean just 3 months? I couldn't do it!
Re: I Need Your Help! by olanajim(m): 11:28pm On Sep 18, 2007
If the girl agree to sleep with you for love sake, she is a fool.

From your own words you "like sleeping with girls, " How many so far? With your experience, l don't think you want advice. What you are seeking is approval.

Just be careful while using and dumping girls. It is ungodly.
Re: I Need Your Help! by mopegirl(f): 7:52am On Sep 19, 2007
i should have given u a long hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss, if not for the reasonable replies, anyway, your THING must have a way to be held,

i trust myself if it must be held, i will hold it cheesy cheesy cheesy

don't mind that girl, she is just being naughty, bt to be serious please hold your thing

jst after 3 months and u need sex, thats bad

please try 2 stop that habit
Re: I Need Your Help! by sanrima(f): 8:21am On Sep 19, 2007
well u shouldn,t be in a hurry to have sex with the girl except u don,t really love her, and as for the guest house thing, well, personally i will say no if i were to be the one.
Re: I Need Your Help! by Nobody: 11:01am On Sep 19, 2007
You don't have to take her to a guest house. take her to her father's house and bang her on the centre table of the living room preferrably right in the presence of her dad.
Nonsense.
Re: I Need Your Help! by sylvao2000(m): 11:18am On Sep 19, 2007
lamidebaby:
You don't have to take her to a guest house. take her to her father's house and bang her on the centre table of the living room preferrably right in the presence of her dad.
Nonsense.
Haba, take it easy na we all know the poor guy is wrong but let be nice to him some how,

@poster good advice from lamidebaby l will go with that ok that will be better pls before you start the action pls get a cameral and a video recorder to take everything live for future purpose ok and take note of that. ciaooooooo
Re: I Need Your Help! by jaybee3(m): 11:23am On Sep 19, 2007
@lamidebaby
uhm dats something else oh. what if the dad points an AK-47 to his head whilst doing the dirty.
Re: I Need Your Help! by Nobody: 12:16pm On Sep 19, 2007
He'd definitely be doing her and womenfolk in general a world of good. see what they've turned us into.
It's not his fault sha,it's the girls who allow themselves to be treated as such i choose to blame.
Re: I Need Your Help! by jaybee3(m): 12:52pm On Sep 19, 2007
well said but still, i guess the constant fear of hearing weird sound of d girls dad cocking da gun will add to the thrill.
A very dangerous road!
Re: I Need Your Help! by Nobody: 1:31pm On Sep 19, 2007
Will be nice to know who offloads first. The guy or the gun.
Re: I Need Your Help! by jaybee3(m): 2:11pm On Sep 19, 2007
I'm sure that will be the only time when it doesn't matter how strong/active and endurance wise the guy will be compared. He can't even start thinking what if the gun jams or even more interesting the dad forgets to include the deadly bullet. I know I'd beat the world record if i was in that situation as safety will surely overcome satisfaction on d day.
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