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A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 12:43am On Feb 13
I hate long typing, so I'll make this short.

But it deserves to be a very long article, an epistle to young men starting off on relationship matters

Listen and learn!

When you start relating with a woman, you will have 2 assumptions

.1. She is an adult and so will reason like me

2. She is soft and tender looking , she must be really nice




On all counts you would be wrong.

1. Women don't reason like adults, they reason like women.

And yes there is a special type of reasoning that females use. They only way I can describe it is an illogical logic that doesn't work, but must be followed because that is what the woman wants.

You see, women reason with another part of their bodies not their brains.

Their emotions

That will place her in perpetual conflict with your well thought out ideas.

If you want to be at peace with them, you must go your separate ways, even while being together.


It is impossible to make a woman see an objective and logical point of view.

They are wired to view things through an emotional and subjective lens.


You're working to provide for them, but that won't save you when you forget your wedding anniversary, even if you earned 1 million dollars that day.






2. Women's bodies hide a vastly different personality within.

That is at the core of their seductive potential.

You must understand this.

That soft , gentle, pretty person, could kill you in cold blood, and not need any assistance to do it.

You must develop a way to relate with women that doesn't take their physical looks into consideration.


These 2 assumptions if not handled right will put your relationship on the rocks.


It is a treacherous mine field full of venomous snake women, slithering around looking for who to bite.

Be wise.


If you ever get any who thinks logically, do all you can to keep her, there are not many like her.


Train yourself not to look at her body but her mind within, her body is designed to deceive you.

You must remain a man


Strafudeen

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 5:45am On Feb 13
Nakedweapon apus magicalconcepts

Tallesty1 femibond sheungeek minsk24
Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by MagicalConcepts: 5:50am On Feb 13
Strafudeen:
Nakedweapon apus magicalconcepts

Tallesty1 femibond sheungeek minsk24
Hope all is well sir?

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 5:51am On Feb 13
If you understand and can control women half of your problems on earth are over

They are not like men, they are not like children

They live in their own strange universe,

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 5:51am On Feb 13
MagicalConcepts:

Hope all is well sir?

Hahaha oh yes
Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 5:55am On Feb 13
Logic will anger a woman. She doesn't want you to be logical, she wants you to please her at any cost.

Many of them have discovered that is not how men are wired so they have decided to just be transactional: get money off of men and leave them alone and go back into your deeply selfish female abnormal universe

If you must marry these kinds of people, wouldn't you rather learn first before proceeding?

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by MagicalConcepts: 5:58am On Feb 13
Strafudeen:


Hahaha oh yes
Have you had breakfast?

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:00am On Feb 13
Dear men, your happiness and success in life depends on how well you are able to eliminate this problem called women, without hurting anyone.


Knowledge will help you.


She is not a logical being.

She can start having real feelings for your gardener, real feelings, and endanger the whole family to kidnappers


You must learn how to keep women under, for their own sakes, and for the sake of the family

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:00am On Feb 13
MagicalConcepts:

Have you had breakfast?
This early? Nope

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:02am On Feb 13
A woman will never have a well thought out reason for what she wants.

It's always about what makes her feel good.

How can you raise a family with such a creature

You must be a man....don't trust women with anything significant...never.

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:05am On Feb 13
The woman always ends up failing in business, or leadership because their emotions do them in.


They lead , and trade based on what makes them happy.

They don't care about the facts, if you try to reason facts with women, they antagonise you.

Women don't care about facts . They care about feelings

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:13am On Feb 13
Her body is her main tool of deception.

She may harbour the worst of intents, but you wouldn't know, because she has a physique that attracts.

Be wise train yourself to stop viewing women's bodies as if they were their persons.

Women's bodies always deceive

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:16am On Feb 13
Realise that a woman's core being is her unstable emotions and you have solved this problem 90 percent.

Expect her to fail when you need her to succeed

Expect her to be nonchalant when you need her to be serious

Expect her to be be very angry over something that is very minor

That way you will begin to be prepared for the deep ocean of problems you have as a friend or wife

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:18am On Feb 13
Never never tell a woman everything

Never

Tell her the minor , very minor things

Huge information is never safe with a woman

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by zed7: 6:20am On Feb 13
Strafudeen:
If you understand and can control women half of your problems on earth are over

They are not like men, they are not like children

They live in their own strange universe,
You want to control women, like a mule right? Anyone who thinks he can control another is still obviously a child. You can't control even a toddler, you can only guide.

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by MagicalConcepts: 6:21am On Feb 13
Strafudeen:
This early? Nope
You should eat early to avoid ulcer

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Apus: 6:21am On Feb 13
Strafudeen:
Logic will anger a woman. She doesn't want you to be logical, she wants you to please her at any cost.

Many of them have discovered that is not how men are wired so they have decided to just be transactional: get money off of men and leave them alone and go back [/b]into your deeply selfish female abnormal universe

If you must marry these kinds of people, wouldn't you rather learn first before proceeding?

Na we men dey mumu na..

In business this is called [b]hit-and-run
where one makes a certain amount of profit off a business and moves to another line of business. It is common in marriages and relationships today especially among high net-worth people.


Nice Article bro

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:23am On Feb 13
Apus:


Na we men dey mumu na..

In business this is called hit-and-run where one makes a certain amount of profit off a business and moves to another line of business. It is common in marriages and relationships today especially among high net-worth people.


Nice Article bro

Simple and short

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:23am On Feb 13
MagicalConcepts:

You should eat early to avoid ulcer
Ok oo
Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:24am On Feb 13
zed7:

You want to control women, like a mule right? Anyone who thinks he can control another is still obviously a child. You can't control even a toddler, you can only guide.

Guide is a synonym for control smiley

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by zed7: 6:26am On Feb 13
Strafudeen:


Guide is a synonym for control smiley
Even dumber than I thought.

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:27am On Feb 13
We must learn a lesson.

Until the world comes to an end, women will never change.

Serious knowledge is needed to navigate the treacherous waters they bring into the lives of me.

Read my lips, women will never change and become reasonable

No matter the age, they remain women

Never forget this

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:28am On Feb 13
zed7:

Even dumber than I thought.

I'm not in the mood for insults.

But you know this insult is coming right at you to shape the rest of your day , right?
Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:35am On Feb 13
Whether they are sisters or daughters, or friends or wives or mothers, women continue to remain women, and are absolutely unable to make the shift into a logical and reasoning lifestyle


You must understand this

Trying too hard to influence her with logical explanations is a waste of effort

The better route is to allow her wallow in her emotional universe, not letting her have anything of significance with her lest she ruins the lives of many


Only tell her those things that make her emotions tingle, then go ahead on your own to solve your real problems in the real ways of logic


Be careful, women live by emotions and cannot be trusted with things of worth

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:51am On Feb 13
Whether she's beautiful or not , they are all the same

The beautiful are more deceptive though

But in the last analysis they're all the same illogical emotional beings

Nothing is able to save their situation

Just learn who they are and deal with them appropriately

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 7:00am On Feb 13
Don't be deceived

Whatever you see in one woman is lkkely present in others

For example, all women are closet pr9stitutes

The dynamic of a woman world view dictates she will use anything, her body included, to gain sensual happiness

Women are like that

Your wife will cheat on you once the conditions are right

You can argue, but that's the truth


Women are commited to their own emotional highs whatever the cost



Your wife will support your daughter to sleep around, to abort the baby, and to hide it from you


Women are not in your league

They dance to a certain different drum beat

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 7:03am On Feb 13
Strafudeen:
Don't be deceived

Whatever you see in one woman is lkkely present in others

For example, all women are closet pr9stitutes

The dynamic of a woman world view dictates she will use anything, her body included, to gain sensual happiness

Women are like that

Your wife will cheat on you once the conditions are right

You can argue, but that's the truth


Women are commited to their own emotional highs whatever the cost



Your wife will support your daughter to sleep around, to abort the baby, and to hide it from you


Women are not in your league

They dance to a certain different drum beat

If a woman likes you, don't reason it too much.

It's not you she likes, it is how she feels at the moment that she is responding to.


Women have no philosophical basis for action besides how it makes them feel.

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Tallesty1(m): 7:15am On Feb 13
A woman is an adult and reasons like one. She can run chains of businesses, head institutions, run a family, govern a state, put up with our garbages, and even date six of you and still make each of you feel special and convinced that you are the only one. If you know what it takes to do that, then you will give them some respect.

The real problem is that men thought that women are incapable of logical thinking. Women, being smart, capitalized on that and started doing things the way they do. Since men have convinced themselves that women act like kids, why not just act like one? Win-win for them: they get to do what they like, and you can't even blame them since it is a woman's nature.

There is no such thing as a woman's nature; we men created it. Women find it suiting and well, keyed in. Consider all the laws around the world that are anti-men — who made them? Men.

So no, the problem is not women; we are.

As a man lays his bed, so shall his woman lie on it.

If you want to be manipulable, women will finish you. If they can't manipulate you, many will leave, but you will enjoy whoever stays.

Learn to hold women accountable

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Tallesty1(m): 7:18am On Feb 13
Strafudeen:


If a woman likes you, don't reason it too much.

It's not you she likes, it is how she feels at the moment that she is responding to.

On this I totally agree

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Autobot05: 7:22am On Feb 13
To cut the long story short
Don’t take any woman very seriously
Except your mother, granny or sis

Thank you 🥂✨

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by tochez24(m): 7:32am On Feb 13
Strafudeen:
Never never tell a woman everything

Never

Tell her the minor , very minor things

Huge information is never safe with a woman

I learnt this the hard way⚠️

Never tell women, whether your girlfriend,wife, daughter, sister or mother these:

1. Your financial muscle( if you don't have, just tell her you cannot meet up with her financial demands at the moment and lockup,don't start explaining your finances to her)

2. Your weak point( if you tell her, she will always use it against you) it's better you leave her in the fantasy world.

3. Your future plans (Majority of women don't care about your struggles as a man, that's why they can easily leave an existing relationship for another rich guy) it's better you grow in silence and take her unawares... If she's not developing herself too, you leave her behind and find another woman that's worth your success.

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Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 7:42am On Feb 13
Autobot05:
To cut the long story short
Don’t take any woman very seriously
Except your mother, granny or sis

Thank you 🥂✨

Honestly don't even take your granny, momma, or sis seriously.

They are all women

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