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Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 2:14pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennis like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its little" girl: " No Mom! Its salty. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 2:15pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
A man forgot to zip up.So a lady tells him:U LEFT yr GARAGE open.Man asks:DID U C MY BLACK MERCedes parked INSIDE?No,she said JUST A MINI COOPER with a FLAT TIRE |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 2:19pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." The boss says: "You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that." 2 hours later Bob calls: "Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 2:21pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
FATHER: How are your grades, son? SON: Under water, Dad. FATHER: Under water? What do you mean? SON: They're below C level. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 2:21pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam. TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 2:24pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
Thought for the Days!!! if you call your mother as MUM, What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis? Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM Alrite to be continued on Monday.Love you all |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 9:02am On Nov 14, 2011 |
Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 9:02am On Nov 14, 2011 |
Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?" Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 9:05am On Nov 14, 2011 |
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 9:06am On Nov 14, 2011 |
A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 9:09am On Nov 14, 2011 |
Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 9:10am On Nov 14, 2011 |
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheque 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said "THANKS 4 the CHEQUE I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER" |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 9:12am On Nov 14, 2011 |
woman:"last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace" man:"tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it" |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 9:13am On Nov 14, 2011 |
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 9:13am On Nov 14, 2011 |
U just dey finish work dey go. Carry on |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 9:16am On Nov 14, 2011 |
A Nurse come in Doc's Room. Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt? Nurse ans: Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 9:16am On Nov 14, 2011 |
BCuZiMBlaCk:Yea bro.This would help some people through their day today |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 9:17am On Nov 14, 2011 |
A baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab. baby Girl saw down of boy and asked. can i touch your peen, OH NO NEVER. you have already broken your own |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:42am On Nov 14, 2011 |
Man: please give me black colour condom shopkeeper:why black colour condom? man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:43am On Nov 14, 2011 |
A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v---na? Dr: why? woman: business is doing good, so i'm planning to open a new branch |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:45am On Nov 14, 2011 |
A mans occupation is 2 stick his coqulation up a womens ventalation 2 increase the population of the younger generation if ya wanna demonstration please lie down |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:46am On Nov 14, 2011 |
Always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:51am On Nov 14, 2011 |
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:56am On Nov 14, 2011 |
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning! |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:58am On Nov 14, 2011 |
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa: Why don`t u cook something else. |
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