1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string,
it only costs 20bob for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream
as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for
hours without it complaining it
wants more
6. Other people can play your
guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public
and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color
you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as
tight as you want it just by
turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make
sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a
time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too
heavy, you can just get a lighter
set
13. You can have a guitar
professionally adjusted to *your*
liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back,
it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop
and play all the guitars you want
for free
16. It's good to have a guitar
that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how
to play a guitar without feeling
embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without
worrying about who rented it
before you.
19. You can play the guitar with
your bare fingers and no
protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a
guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of
everything you own when you sell
it.

Na all the women wey dey yo house guitar better pass

^^He he he.

When i saw this topic, I had a feeling that the poster will either be obiomaA or lilkech. Oh no, its obiomaA with women stories. *smh*

Am i dat popular?

Do u think u are?

) @obioma, u have problem with se.x ? All your thread are that incline for heaven sake. Cant go w.h.a.n.k yourself somewhere

Agybabe: When i saw this topic, I had a feeling that the poster will either be obiomaA or lilkech. Oh no, its obiomaA with women stories. *smh*

My love how far

22: you can marry your guitar and bleep it every day and night#mtchew mumu

godjohnson: 22: you can marry your guitar and bleep it every day and night#mtchew mumu

I just finish ur mother now now