Pot of rich egusi with assorted meat and carefully selected fish with little or no bone, na wetin I wan chop na. Who go fit do am for me?

You this babe. Okay, which one you wan prepare for me.

you (Vicky), be like say xionez wan turn you to him own personal mama-put

Hotel chef?. . .Make dem stress you up and down?. Lai lai, ViKi, ï no fit try am.

am na very difficult word to take start pidgin sentence

English na language?

Language na English abi na english get language?. . .na wa o. . .

O wetin now

Now I fit jejely sit back and master the matter wey don dey on ground.

Ground no level if pocket dry

Dry day today, hope tomorow go better.

Finish, yes but I no go jonze cos sey better no dey.

Dey there de congy, some pippl don evaporate big time.

time dey come when hand must touch those people wey kill the Aluu 4

Aluu 4 case get as e be. Some pipul say na thieves dem be. Others ma say na cultists dem be while some de claim say de guys de innocent. Which one we go believe now, my pipul?

Want make you nak me de corret torey, abeg.

Abeg, pesin yarn me sey that the whole matter no dey as we dey see am. Dat na one mumu villager, wey dey owe d boy wey dem kill, cause d whole kasala. Come sey him come carry tory, twist am so tey everybody think sey the boys be cultist.

cultist or no cultist dem no suppose kpai those boys like say dem be dog

Dogs own even better sef. E no go better for them

Yet those idiots go dey behave like dem sabi. Police no fit do shishi, whom dem wan arrest?

Anybori fit kpai persons without trial dese days for naija o. Naija don taya me sef.

sef na the pidgin for self abi?

Abi no be so?, Abi dem don change the meaning?