"Someone" Tweeted:
Always keep receipts. People are crazy.

"Whoever" Replied:
Like seriously, because, it is more rational to be paranoid than careless in this crazy world. If someone's behavior seems suspicious, it probably is...which is where keeping receipts really comes in handy, as crazy people, in their craziness, could plunge one into crazy situations & make one come off as equally crazy to individuals who have no prior knowledge of the ones plunged into crazy situations by the crazy ones. That's why folks ought not to get involved in stuff they aren't sure about...nor start things they ain't sure to hold up from start to finish. The human race ought to be laden with persons who look for reasons for everything...persons who pull things apart & figure out how they work instead of simply accepting them as they are...as well as persons who'd rather have the truth than convenient lies because, asking & hoping for things is a way to lose something one never even had. But thanks to receipts, a person's dealings with other persons are clearly defined, for, the more clearly one recognizes who one does not want to be, the clearer one's sense of identity & purpose will be. Therefore, it beholds on persons to simply be prudent & cautious.

Being prudent & cautious might require taking into consideration the existence of ignoble persons who hide behind a façade of vague abstractions & impartiality to disguise their fear of conflict behind a front of false warmth while trying to push others off course or infect others with the vagueness that inflicts them...all the while advancing their own interests at the expense of others, leaving others so aggrieved & in total loss as to how to remediate prevailing inequities. Airing their bitter grievance, such folks, having been so cheated, deprived, pushed off course, & infected with the vagueness that inflicts those ignoble persons who hide behind a façade of vague abstractions & impartiality to disguise their fear of conflict, had thus angrily addressed their subduers:

"that’s why you could stand it as long as we weren't in the picture? Then the moment we came into the picture, you couldn't stand it anymore? You can't stand being pains in our asses? For as long as it takes? Not even half shorter than you stood it before we came into the picture when you couldn't stand it anymore? And you think we will give you the satisfaction of being pains in our asses now until you have your way with us? By turning one-night-stands into movie-nights on the internet & casual hookups into miserably complicated half-relationships? We don’t do anything we are not going to do 100%...neither do we start anything we can’t finish. Guys who don’t want us to get to 100% but to stop halfway need to know this. We carry our own pens at all times because if we are going to write anything, it might as well look good. You’ve seen us...that even when we’re shelving, we sometimes check the last pages, constantly looking for all the information, trying to make the absolute best decisions. Shouldn't that be applaudable? But you want us making bad decisions...like turning to sex competitions to deploy our grievance & secure sex trophies. For what? Gosh!"

"After all, when sex was solving the problem, you all had sex & wouldn't let us have sex so you can solve your problems & burden us with problems. To shut us out of sex, you kept pointing to us that we’re online with the prying eyes of the public looking to watch folks have sex...while those same folks were watching you have not just sex but same-sex sex! Now that it seems like there is something else that's to solve what remains of the problem, you're requiring us to do that shitty thing? We likewise put it to you that we’re still online & the prying eyes of the public are still watching to see things. Tit for tat! The annoying part is the something else that's to solve what remains of the problem. Jerking off? You extend that unconventional enterprise beyond your self-indulging single-sex community to us? Hell hath no fury like women scorned. Yet you turn good-natured ladies into angry women & wouldn't beware? We'll just fix things with you & let you all be!"

Talking about receipts, there you go...like, there you actually really go...& there's more. You see, straight men love bangs...& they make women approachable. But there are unhealthy lots who, not claiming to be healthy, opt to...& insist on enthroning same-sex affairs at the expense of straight persons who'd rather have to do with straight relationships & marriage between both genders just because they want to bully those straight folks into submission & trivialize straight affairs while exalting same-sex affairs. It's a free world after all, & the world's people are at liberty to indulge their cravings unrestrictedly in accordance with their varying appetites & inclinations. But it gets awkward when certain groups tend to pressurize other groups in subscribing to their modus operandi, imposing their indulgences on those groups & insisting they warm up to it mandatorily. So, in a world that revolts against same-sex affairs, it has somehow turned out that, in some human ecologies, same-sex practitioners tend to want to make certain that only a manner of sexuality that pairs men to men & women to women thrives while the natural order that pairs men to women suffers abolishment because they are black devilish kings & queens like Herod, who, not wanting their inequities exposed by the light of newborn Messiahs who do not necessarily eye their thrones, make attempts at frustrating the efforts of straight men & women to consolidate straight affairs in a bid to do away with the sexual activity of conceiving & bearing offspring as it ought to be?

People are indeed crazy, & it's such craziness that warrants keeping of receipts. But then, by conventional standards, keeping of receipts is more or less a formal endeavor that serves as evidence of one undertaking or the other. Hence, should a person get wily & attempt to pull some con, kept receipts are likely to vindicate bamboozled fellows by indicting swindlers who may have exploited the confidence of those fellows to bamboozle them. But that's mostly on official matters. It becomes a different ballgame when the matter is unofficial, hence, no occasion for receipts. Like, when straight folks find themselves in crazy human ecologies where it is ensured that only a manner of sexuality that pairs men to men & women to women thrives while the natural order that pairs men to women suffers abolishment, how does one make & keep receipts that would indict same-sex personalities who exploit one's confidence to con one out of straight affairs in order to shut procreation out because they're black devilish kings & queens like Herod, who, not wanting their inequities exposed by the light of newborn Messiahs who do not necessarily eye their thrones, make attempts at frustrating the efforts of straight men & women to consolidate straight affairs?

The likes of folks earlier mentioned, who, cheated on, deprived of straight affairs, pushed off course, & infected with the vagueness that inflicts ignoble persons who hide behind a façade of vague abstractions & impartiality to disguise their fear of conflict, had gotten into a dilemma as per how to make & keep receipts that would indict same-sex personalities who frustrate the efforts of straight persons to consolidate straight affairs in order to rule out the sexual activity of conceiving & bearing offspring. It was put forward to them that, if those same-sex personalities would not let them consolidate straight affairs in a world that's enriched by straight affairs, they were to make the world to become privy to the line of events that has made & still seeks to make for the world's impoverishment. There were urged to call-out those lots & make their call-out to be to those lots like punches to the gut. But in so doing, they were cautioned to not let themselves be swayed by emotions, as emotions serve no purpose. So they ought not entertain mental images that'd make their imaginations run wild, as, in addition to stirring emotions, images are an extremely effective shortcut that bypasses the head & aims straight for man's heart...in which case they'd overwhelm man's eyes which man deploys to take notice of atrocities like that of same-sex fellows.

That urge was instructive because, once such mental images are entertained & imaginations run wild, one becomes subject to conflicting emotions, which is exactly what con artists like...since the person caught up in such emotions is so easily bamboozled. As an admonition, they were told to pay less attention to immaterial voices & nudges while putting their minds on material consciousness & tangible interactions, because, just as it is hard to bamboozle a person who is happy, it is equally hard to bamboozle a person who has no imagination. The same-sex fellows, in their bid to shut straight persons out of straight affairs, had tried to induce unearthly mental images of same-sex sexual activities to lure straight persons into same-sex sexual activities while killing their interest in straight affairs. But same-sex sexual activities, incapable of providing the pleasure that straight persons need, saw the straight persons staying closed to the same-sex fellows, & it is of a fact that there is nothing an aggressor gains from trying to seduce a target who is closed to him or her because—such targets cannot provide the pleasure & chase that their aggressors need.

The same-sex fellows & the straight individuals had become opposed to each other on all sides. But, while the straight individuals paid no attention to the endeavors of the same-sex fellows, the same-sex fellows, power drunk & obsessed with dominance, wouldn't live & let the straight fellows live. Shameless & not claiming to be healthy, they took to the animalistic tendency of striving to oust the straight fellows from the demography that domiciliated them while having the whole territory to themselves...a sort of Sodom & Gomorrah. The straight fellows, knowing that the reverse ought to be the case, considered them crazy lots with antisocial personality disorder who certainly needed their mental condition looked into. The matter turned out being the receipts the straight fellows needed to hold those lots to ransom, as, having heeded the counsel to make the world to become privy to the line of events of the same-sex personalities that has made & still seeks to make for the world's impoverishment, had stirred the interest of many through the narrative of their exposé. But it wasn't that much of an easy catch, as the same-sex personalities turned out to be conglomerate peoples of cognitive universes who specialize in cock-blocking...Princes of Persia who do nothing but deploy witchy means to ensure that intimacy-seeking cocks remained blocked.

They seemed unassailable until their indulgences were made public by straight fellows, as & multitudes of counsellors, favoring straight affairs, took to dishing out counsels that would make for a total, absolute, abolishment of same-sex endeavors in that demography while making for a thriving of the natural order that pairs men to women in straight unions. Series of counsels by multitudes of counselors had the same-sex fellows going berserk. More like an uproar, the counsels were to them like wild chants of mad masses: echoes of dissatisfaction from intimacy-deprived fire-breathing straight individuals who now wanted to consolidate straight affairs or go bananas. After all, how much worse could the cock-blocking get? Cock-blockers had nothing on them anymore...just as the Prince of the kingdom of Persia had nothing on the man, Daniel, who, having humbled himself before his God & set his heart to understand a certain vision he had, was heard by God the moment he did so, & the answer he sought was immediately sent to him via the agency of an angel. Though the prince of the kingdom of Persia withstood that angel for twenty-one days, Michael the archangel came to the saving & the Prince of Persia was ousted, hence the other angel forging ahead to relay the answer to the vision that Daniel had humbled himself before his God & set his heart to understand.

Even so, the cock-blocking same-sex personalities, having assumed the office of the Prince of Persia in the lives of straight individuals, had deployed witchy means to keep straight women from forging intimate bonds with straight men in straight affairs...rendering them so intimacy-deprived while blocking their cocks...& vaginas, because, even intimacy-deprived straight women felt the same way...except for ignoble straight persons who, neither favoring intimacy nor same-sex activities, infamously took to philandering to have their libidos satiated. The noble straight fellows whose resentment for the tyrannizing same-sex personalities was strong enough to justify a retaliation, were thus spurred by multitudes of counselors to make receipts that would indict those lots:

"They know you're conquerors! But they can't stand it! So they sought to first hide in the shadow & orchestrate your failure abstractly before coming out to dare you to stupid witchy contests that would deprive you of your rights to straight affairs if you lose...a loss they'd already have orchestrated abstractly! But you won! If you kept winning, rest assured there wasn't going to be real time contests! If you lost in order for there to be real time contests, to what end would that have been? They're now trying so hard to make it look like they knew what they were doing! Meanwhile they didn't...only just getting to figure things out. So you make deliberate efforts at gathering lovey-dovey facts to relay most skillfully & artfully for straight audiences to relish & not just be entertained but also enlightened, & same-sex Princes of Persia block those works? Which works are they granting access? Let them continue! Never leave any discussion with whoever without gathering facts from the conversation for playwriting! They’ve brought you to this point where they can't manipulate you abstractly anymore. Meanwhile, you've got your talents to keep shining with—long after trashing them all...including the very shitty number one masters who swore that, except they have you in their claws, no one else will. You'll uncover their identities eventually."

"When you do, do what you do: wash their dirty linens in public as well...if you must! Which only means one thing: they're the ones responsible for the dirty linens of fellow straight men & women you've been ignorantly washing in public all the while. As what goes around—comes around, & as what's good for the goose is also good for the gander, theirs must also be washed! No hiding! Casting galore! Money answers all things. This money that answers all things is accessible to all, isn’t it? What's with those who bother others over answers when money is within their reach? Is it that they can’t make money answer to them? So wash their dirty linens in public by writing them out as plays. To scheme their way out of your blacklist, they'll make subtle attempts at vindicating themselves by performing the opposite of the acts they've been discovered to be about...in other to put the public in doubts as to what they hold as truth based on those discoveries. Like, now that they've been found out to be the ugly monsters trying to arrange straight affairs that indulge same-sex practices for you after failing to rope you into same-sex affairs, they'll see how to let go off you & let you have your desired not-arranged straight affair...while disassociating themselves from gay endeavors. So castigate their sins! When you do so, they'll feign righteousness. That way, you detach from them & do your thing your own way! Before you know it, the human ecology wherein you find yourselves would have been so ridded of same-sex sexual practices...inevitably."

Talking about keeping receipts due to crazy lots who constitute the human race, that's right about it, yeah? A kind of receipt that gets the crazed to disassociate from craziness & identify with saneness. Now, as it is more rational to be paranoid than careless, this tends to be a receipt that, paranoically identifying with it, it seems of the essence to heed the counsel of multitudes of straight-affair-favouring counselors to make public the lines of events that impoverish the world...hence the making public of this embarrassing narrative because, truly...people are indeed crazy.