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Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Relax101(m): 12:50am On Nov 19, 2011
Guy: hello darling.
Girl: hw are you doing?.
Guy: am fine and you?.
Girl: not very well, 
Guy: what is the problem?.
Girl: i need 20,000 naira shopping money.
Guy: *stammering* you say what??.
Girl: i said i need 20,000 naira!.
Guy: this is a voicemail service. Press 1 to End d call, press 2 to leave a message behind!!
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Relax101(m): 12:51am On Nov 19, 2011
Copied from a friend's wall.
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Nobody: 12:53am On Nov 19, 2011
LOL.

that has happened to me before!  grin
all he heard on his v.m. was a barrage of curse words!  grin grin
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by skfa1: 12:54am On Nov 19, 2011
Lol,sharp guy  cheesy
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Nobody: 12:56am On Nov 19, 2011
Ehn na wetin she need 20 k for?
abi na to buy crayfish for market? grin grin grin grin
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by skfa1: 1:04am On Nov 19, 2011
Naija guy : *picked his call* hello
Naija girl:Its me Sade, pls can you take me to Mr Biggs today
Naija guy:*he heard Mr Biggs* hello hello,I cant hear you,hello hello,if you can hear me,me i cant hear you o
Naija girl:I can hear you
Naija guy:hello,aww,the network is bad
Naija girl:the network is not bad,I can hear you
Naija guy: *cuts off the phone*

grin   grin   grin
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by kelz88(f): 2:33am On Nov 19, 2011
Poor guys. cheesy cheesy cheesy

These broke-a s s chicks sef. No shame at all.
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Nobody: 2:41am On Nov 19, 2011
skfa1:

Naija guy : *picked his call* hello
Naija girl:Its me Sade, pls can you take me to Mr Biggs today
Naija guy:*he heared Mr Biggs* hello hello,I cant hear you,hello hello,if you can hear me,me i cant hear you o
Naija girl:I can hear you
Naija guy:hello,aww,the network is bad
Naija girl:the network is not bad,I can hear you
Naija guy: *cuts off the phone*

grin   grin   grin

Relax101:

Guy: hello darling.
Girl: hw are you doing?.
Guy: am fine and you?.
Girl: not very well, 
Guy: what is the problem?.
Girl: i need 20,000 naira shopping money.
Guy: *stammering* you say what??.
Girl: i said i need 20,000 naira!.
Guy: this is a voicemail service. Press 1 to End d call, press 2 to leave a message behind!!


grin grin grin grin
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Relax101(m): 5:52am On Nov 19, 2011
kelz88:

Poor guys. cheesy cheesy cheesy

These broke-a s s chicks sef. No shame at all.

What is the name of your teacher?
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by sexlog(m): 9:15am On Nov 19, 2011
Skf1,
good, most guys do dat.
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Tosinville(m): 9:49am On Nov 19, 2011
You already know 9ja broke guy & hungry 9ja girl relationship can't work in Nigeria. One must be working
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Goldieluks: 9:58am On Nov 19, 2011
broke guys like tosinville? grin grin grin
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Chimezie198(m): 4:07pm On Nov 19, 2011
skfa1:

Naija guy : *picked his call* hello
Naija girl:Its me Sade, pls can you take me to Mr Biggs today
Naija guy:*he heared Mr Biggs* hello hello,I cant hear you,hello hello,if you can hear me,me i cant hear you o
Naija girl:I can hear you
Naija guy:hello,aww,the network is bad
Naija girl:the network is not bad,I can hear you
Naija guy: *cuts off the phone*

grin   grin   grin
U sure sey u no b d guy
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Relax101(m): 6:01am On Nov 20, 2011
Chimezie198:

U sure sey u no b d guy


Abi na you do am?
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Chimezie198(m): 5:13pm On Nov 20, 2011
Relax101:


Abi na you do am?
c your life na, u lyk woman but u no sabi toast woman
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by IZUKWU(m): 5:37pm On Nov 20, 2011
Toasting machine for sale.tested and trusted
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Phate07(m): 5:47pm On Nov 20, 2011
True story! angry angry
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by skfa1: 5:52pm On Nov 20, 2011
Lol wink
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Chimezie198(m): 9:08pm On Nov 20, 2011
IZUKWU:

Toasting machine for sale.tested and trusted
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Mynd44: 9:16pm On Nov 20, 2011
When guys like carrying what they can't maintain
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Nobody: 12:06pm On Nov 21, 2011
skfa1:

Naija guy : *picked his call* hello
Naija girl:Its me Sade, pls can you take me to Mr Biggs today
Naija guy:*he heard Mr Biggs* hello hello,I cant hear you,hello hello,if you can hear me,me i cant hear you o
Naija girl:I can hear you
Naija guy:hello,aww,the network is bad
Naija girl:the network is not bad,I can hear you
Naija guy: *cuts off the phone*


grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Talking(m): 4:17pm On Nov 21, 2011
MODERATOR, Dis should be moved to the jokes station,
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Relax101(m): 4:26am On Nov 22, 2011
^^^Y?
Is the conversation not romantic? cheesy
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Talking(m): 7:27am On Nov 22, 2011
Relax101:

^^^Y?
Is the conversation not romantic? cheesy
^^^ does d topic sound romantic or humorous? See my point, Now where is dat Moderator sef?
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by skfa1: 11:42pm On Nov 22, 2011
Talking:

MODERATOR,  Dis should be moved to the jokes station,

Bros,na section dem dey call am  grin   grin   grin

Jokers full here grin cheesy
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Dynamique: 12:51am On Nov 23, 2011
Lol@sade,d joke make sense.
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Relax101(m): 1:49am On Nov 23, 2011
Dynamique:

Lol@sade,d joke make sense.

E make sense because you don use the style before, abi?
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by skfa1: 7:59pm On Nov 24, 2011
Relax101:

E make sense because you don use the style before, abi?
Relax101:

E make sense because you don use the style before, abi?

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Dynamique: 1:30am On Nov 25, 2011
Relax101:

E make sense because you don use the style before, abi?
Hey Mr man,u no i dont do dem locals,so i leave dat style to guys like u, well,i can dash u some money to step up,if u dont mind smiley smiley smiley.
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Nobody: 3:08am On Nov 25, 2011
Please never buy an airplane when you can't maintain it, fuel it and afford the parking spot. #myadvice
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Relax101(m): 3:26am On Nov 26, 2011
Dynamique:

Hey Mr man,u no i dont do dem locals,so i leave dat style to guys like u, well,i can dash u some money to step up,if u dont mind smiley smiley smiley.

Abeg use the money donate to those people for this thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-801338.768.html#msg9631014
Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by Idowuogbo(f): 3:39am On Nov 26, 2011
Dis wud affect dides dat run faster dan dier guardiaN angel, wen ur time reach carry babe but if bar no dey maintain solomon and stop dodging Mr Biggs it go show say ur case don critical b dat. Kai common fooooood ooo na wa oooo poverty don dey chuck Mr Chuks

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