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Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by ChizzyBuna(m): 10:32pm On May 14
I kept $100 my uncle give me inside a novel book.
When I travelled
I ended up forgetting the novel in my hostel.

On my way home, it dawn on me that $100 is inside that novel and it is on my bed in the hostel

I was so restless, what if someone who see the novel will pick it up to read and flip pages and mistakenly finds the $100. cry

For 1 week I was restless
Until I came back to hostel and lo and behold
The novel was sitting on my bed untouched
I opened the pages and found my $100 kiss kiss

The crazy part is that many guys always enter my hostel to play pes game.
But somehow none of them touched that novel.

May God be praised!!!!

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by immortalcrown(m): 10:41pm On May 14
What does your story have to do with illiteracy?

An illiterate is someone who cannot read and write. That the people didn't care to open the novel does not mean they are illiterates. Learn to use right captions for your posts.

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by iLegendd(m): 10:54pm On May 14
Men are after money, not books. If it was female hostel, they would've opened the book.

Even if it's book, let it be about how to make money or rock her world in bed.

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by Succezcard(m): 10:56pm On May 14
Let's just say it's wrong title. Most people these days love videos n pictures rather dan reading. That doesn't make them illiterates. This is our time. If not 4 eggzams & interviews, most pple won't open a page of a buk. Even this thread, some will be 2 lazy 2 read it, but will be fightin in the comments section.

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by ChizzyBuna(m): 11:16pm On May 14
Succezcard:
Let's just say it's wrong title. Most people these days love videos n pictures rather dan reading. That doesn't make them illiterates. This is our time. If not 4 eggzams & interviews, most pple won't open a page of a buk. Even this thread, some will be 2 lazy 2 read it, but will be fightin in the comments section.
In a Civilized world, someone will pick that book and flip thru the pages.
Nigerians don't like reading at all.
That is what saved me grin grin grin

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by ChizzyBuna(m): 11:18pm On May 14
immortalcrown:
What does your story have to do with illiteracy?
If you read everything I wrote you will understand. But my guess is, you only read the first line

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by Remman(m): 11:20pm On May 14
ChizzyBuna:
I kept $100 my uncle give me inside a novel book.
When I travelled
I ended up forgetting the novel in my hostel.

On my way home, it dawn on me that $100 is inside that novel and it is on my bed in the hostel

I was so restless, what if someone who see the novel will pick it up to read and flip pages and mistakenly finds the $100. cry

For 1 week I was restless
Until I came back to hostel and lo and behold
The novel was sitting on my bed untouched
I opened the pages and found my $100 kiss kiss

The crazy part is that many guys always enter my hostel to play pes game.
But somehow none of them touched that novel.

May God be praised!!!!
another fake story seeking for attention again... Crap, i read it!

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by immortalcrown(m): 3:39am On May 15
ChizzyBuna:

If you read everything I wrote you will understand. But my guess is, you only read the first line
Point out any sentence you think I didn't read in the post. Otherwise, keep deceiving yourself.
Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by TheFinesseKid: 5:00am On May 15
ChizzyBuna:

If you read everything I wrote you will understand. But my guess is, you only read the first line
Oga sttfu and learn. It has nothing to do with illiteracy. You're the one sounding like the literate illiterate here. Nawa
Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by TheFinesseKid: 5:01am On May 15
immortalcrown:
Point out any sentence you think I didn't read in the post. Otherwise, keep deceiving yourself.
nice one.
Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by ChizzyBuna(m): 5:17am On May 15
TheFinesseKid:
Oga sttfu and learn. It has nothing to do with illiteracy. You're the one sounding like the literate illiterate here. Nawa
No dey call your papa illiterate
Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by TheFinesseKid: 5:22am On May 15
ChizzyBuna:

No dey call your papa illiterate
but you are an illiterate aren't you? Moomoo. You rush dey use the word not realising you're the biggest illiterate here. Next time calm down before creating your thread. Just waste your papa money wey e use send you go school.

Yeye thing.
Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by immortalcrown(m): 6:52am On May 15
Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by TheFinesseKid: 9:45am On May 15
immortalcrown:
Remain stupid until you use any sentence in your post to fault my comment. It seems you don't know the meaning of the word, "illiterate".
damn too late. I cant undo this one.
Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by Bongadu: 9:48am On May 15
Nigerian women read more than men


Nigerian men don't read , just few do




Back in 2009, I used to steal books from my state library , got arrested and sent to prison for 6 months for stealing books from a state library
Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by immortalcrown(m): 9:52am On May 15
TheFinesseKid:
are you dumb? I was referring to the OP who used the word wrongly.
I'm very sorry. The OP is the one I intended to quote. Let me edit the quote.
Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by TheFinesseKid: 10:46am On May 15
immortalcrown:
I'm very sorry. The OP is the one I intended to quote. Let me edit the quote.
I come dey wonder angry grin no vex.

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by psalmylee(m): 11:16am On May 15
Lol..na the Op himself be illiterate..
Calling student who were not interested in the novel illiterate goes to show how the Nigerian education standard has really dropped..
What a shame

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by ChizzyBuna(m): 2:31pm On May 15
immortalcrown:
I'm very sorry. The OP is the one I intended to quote. Let me edit the quote.
very clumsy phoool grin
Can't even quote the right person.
Something a 4 yr old can do.

Bloody illiterate

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by Fattprince23: 3:44pm On May 15
ChizzyBuna:
I kept $100 my uncle give me inside a novel book.
When I travelled
I ended up forgetting the novel in my hostel.

On my way home, it dawn on me that $100 is inside that novel and it is on my bed in the hostel

I was so restless, what if someone who see the novel will pick it up to read and flip pages and mistakenly finds the $100. cry

For 1 week I was restless
Until I came back to hostel and lo and behold
The novel was sitting on my bed untouched
I opened the pages and found my $100 kiss kiss

The crazy part is that many guys always enter my hostel to play pes game.
But somehow none of them touched that novel.

May God be praised!!!!

Thank God I no enter that your room. Me that can carry newspaper of 20 years to see if I can see any interesting or more knowledge from science to sports to entertainment even to all these people that are seeking opinions. Na novel I no go come carry even if na to check title and read chapter 1

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by obinna58(m): 3:46pm On May 15
Fake story
Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by Wainey: 4:14pm On May 15
iLegendd:
Men are after money, not books. If it was female hostel, they would've opened the book.
it also depends on the book.
Maybe he is reading those story books title "Nkechi and the red fowl, Ndele and the golden stick". grin

Cos if he had put it in a book like rich dad poor dad, millionaires next door, or atomic habits.
People who knows the value of those books would have opened it

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Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by FeliciaOja(f): 6:08pm On May 16
Wainey:
it also depends on the book.
Maybe he is reading those story books title "Nkechi and the red fowl, Ndele and the golden stick". grin

Cos if he had put it in a book like rich dad poor dad, millionaires next door, or atomic habits.
People who knows the value of those books would have opened it
grin grin he is really lucky

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