Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology - (To you and I,

that's the study of birds).



The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night

studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes

backward and forward. Joe was ready.



The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the

front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each

bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class

started, the Professor announced that the students were to identify each bird

by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating

habits, etc.



Joe looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He

started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this test and

now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about the

situation, the angrier he got.



Finally he reached his boiling point. He stood up, marched up to the

Professor's desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk. "What

a ridiculous test!" he told the Prof. "How could anyone tell the difference

between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest

rip-off I've ever seen!"



With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The Professor was a bit

shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then, just as Joe

was about to walk out the door, the Prof shouted out, "Wait a minute, young

man, what's your name?"

Joe turned around slowly, pulled up the legs of his trousers and hollered,

"You tell me, Prof! YOU TELL ME!"

Lmao. D prof shuld knw if he culd give a test lyk dat. Lol

Lol Funny

back @ him, cool joke

;d ;d ;d ;dshe prof think say him no all, nice joke still laughing

nice one though but joe should have pinched the profs cheeks

Oya look my leg and tell me my name. Nice one there Ninjabyte.

Oya look my leg and tell me my name.   Nice one there Ninjabyte.

Thx Fellas

Ninja Turtle

U try well well. Clap 4 urself

i should clap for myself pa pa pa papapap pa!

nice joke, hey ituen dont spoil our fun here oooh ;

lest i forget to ask u, U DINT BRUSH DIS MORN, DID U

Clem

This morning; U prayed, gave me a french kiss, made b/fast 4u, kissed me goodbye, got to d office and just realised i didnt brush my mouth?

Would i brush just to kiss u. I DON DIE OH!!!!!

U'll not kill me early. "KISS" - My own property again

Huh, Ituen u kissed Clem. Thot Clem was a man, abi na woman he/she be. Abeg, all these genderless fellas shud go check their kini to know their gender.

Look @ Clem's legs and identify the sex.

Look @ Clem's legs and identify the sex.

:p

Aiphie:

Look @ Clem's legs and identify the sex.

Oya Clems lemme see ur legs. Abeg raise those trousers let's see those legs for sex identification.

@Ituen
This one wey u know say the person na gal, u don eva see her legs? Abi una join legwork.com Abeg nack me tori

This is a very leggy issue

Clem and I go a long way back wen leggings were the in-thing.

OMG somebodyyyy heleppp oops i mean miggie dalyn hellllllllllppppppe!

@iten wan snatch me ooooo anyway iteun u know we started our love with leggins Ninjabyte hw do we know ur kini (u dont evn hv legs) talkmore

bbut this joke is really fooofony, even the replies are fofofnia hahahahah

abeg of u ninjabyte dont let miggie chase me awayoooh this ur kiss accusation carry wieght !
Can som1 tell us where Rubie is or has she gone to iran 4 combat! if dont understand (check her profile) abi i bi amebo

Clem darl,

Fear no one, Ituen the coward is here to give you courage. Tot of getting you some leggins to wear incase people still insist on knowing ur sex.

Would also get for my brodaa - Mig (I no want wahala in case im see CLem own)