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Re: O Ye My People! by Nobody: 8:19pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
Katsumoto, the afghani japani samurai wielding spanish nigeria; I never said i wasn't from the hinterland o as pe i no be 'ade'ko de're' dem angry smileys dey sweet my bele. |
Re: O Ye My People! by isalegan2: 8:29pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
Katsumoto: naijababe: *shrug* |
Re: O Ye My People! by Kilode1: 1:33am On Dec 14, 2011 |
isale_gan2: Well, I'll like to formally inform you that I will be heading to the Romance Section The politics section has become propaganda Central. It's time to invest e-time with the happy-go-lucky folks in the Romance section. I heard great things are happening there. I'll submit my resignation papers to Oga OAM4Jarus in due course. Politics Naija don tire person. The Flesh is wiling but the spirit is weak. I'll also check Literature, Food and Celebrity section out. Life is short. |
Re: O Ye My People! by Kilode1: 1:35am On Dec 14, 2011 |
Orunmila did not expressly forbid the finer things of life. As long as its in moderation. Igba ko lo bi orere |
Re: O Ye My People! by isalegan2: 2:05am On Dec 14, 2011 |
Kilode?!: Go in peace, my broda. But, be warned. ROMANCE: ". . .Then look for me by moonlight, Watch for me by moonlight, I'll come to thee by moonlight, though Hell should bar the way.". . . NAIRALAND ROMANCE: "Naija Girls Too Dey Like Money Too Well." "Naija Girls Too Dey Front." "Naija Girls Too Dey Smell." "Which is Worse, Naija Girls or AA Girls?" "SW Women Uglier Than SE Women." I'll submit my resignation papers to Oga [b]OAM4Jarus [/b]in due course. Oh, good one! That'll stick. Politics Naija don tire person. The Flesh is wiling but the spirit is weak. Na empty threat. Politics is in your blood. I'll also check Literature, Food and Celebrity section out. Life is short. Hang in there, bros. Psst! We'll blow this joint soon enough. Off to our blog we'll go. Shush. |
Re: O Ye My People! by Kilode1: 5:20am On Dec 14, 2011 |
Things that are waaaaaaay better than politics VIC O [flash=390,490] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3y1WNX8XLc&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/flash] |
Re: O Ye My People! by isalegan2: 5:29am On Dec 14, 2011 |
Kilode?!: fixed. |
Re: O Ye My People! by blacksta(m): 1:09pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
kastumoto I want to learn Martial arts - which one do you recommend. and yes before i forget 7th page of |
Re: O Ye My People! by Olaone1: 1:19pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
blacksta: C'mon, man. Tell the truth and shame the devil. You are enjoying this thread - our convo. You are hooked - for good! That's how we do it. |
Re: O Ye My People! by Katsumoto: 2:18pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
blacksta: What is your goal? Self-defense, discipline, become an assassin, fitness? Wushu (Kung fu) is generally good for all round self-defense and discipline but as it is Chinese, it is more or less pacifist. Meaning, you are never the aggressor and even when pushed sometimes, you have to keep refusing to fight. But the philosophy is changing these days with many non-chinese Masters. So if you want Wushu without the pacifist (egbe) mentality, then you need a non-Chinese Master (I am generalising here). Wushu training can be either internal body (heart, well being, etc) or external (muscle development, etc) If you are looking for fitness, kick boxing is a good one because it works your entire body plus its very rapid. but its a poor man's Wushu or Karate Now for the best (Japanese Martial Arts) Aikido - Very dangerous and can result in prison time (GBH) if you are the aggressor because it usually results in broken parts for your opponent (think Steven Segal). But it is very handy if you are outnumbered because your number of opponents reduces rather quickly. Judo and Jujutsu - are good one-on-one arts that are less dangerous than Aikido and are grappling and throwing arts. Judo is particularly good when fighting people who are considerably larger than you because you use their weight as your strength. These two are good arts for women. Karate - Mixture of Japanese and Wushu fighting styles. Thats why its very similar to Wushu but I believe that Wushu is superior in technique and styles. Now, if you are still a very young man and still want to become an assassin, you can try ninjutsu (think ninja) which uses stealth and deception. There are many sword fighting arts but I imagine, you are not interested in those. Particularly, as its difficult to obtain and transport a sword these days. My favourite is Aikido of course; don't ask me why. but I will recommend Wushu or Karate |
Re: O Ye My People! by isalegan2: 3:01pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Katsumoto, What about Tai Chi? What would be the pros and cons of choosing that? BTW, Blacksta, You can learn even sword-fighting self, I'll gonna kick ya . Ya can run but you kaint hide, hombre. |
Re: O Ye My People! by isalegan2: 3:03pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Katsumoto, Or even Yoga. Which I know wouldn't be considered martial arts sha. Thanks. |
Re: O Ye My People! by AjanleKoko: 3:24pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
isale_gan2: Haba, isale. Tai Chi is for old people with no energy. I know this thread has been quite long and torturous, but you can't possibly have aged that much isale_gan2: How about the Kama Sutra? Lots of 'fighting' positions in there |
Re: O Ye My People! by isalegan2: 3:32pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
AjanleKoko: [size=18pt]*FALLS DOWN DEAD* [/size] |
Re: O Ye My People! by Katsumoto: 3:44pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
isale_gan2: isale_gan2: Yoga or Tai chi Is Blacksta planning on fighting toddlers, OAPs, or dumb blondes?? Yoga can't even be considered a sport let alone a martial art. AjanleKoko: I haven't heard of that; I have to find a good Mistress (it can't be a Master) for that. |
Re: O Ye My People! by OAM4J: 4:00pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
AjanleKoko: hahahahahhaha I really don't know about it too, but it sounds much better than all the ones kats recommended. Can I have a female to go through the learning process with me? |
Re: O Ye My People! by debosky(m): 4:05pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
naijababe: Ma to'ja mi o. . . .Kosovo ko, Kosoko ni. Besides, mo gbona felifeli juu amala to jina gaan gaan. . . . . don't hate me cos mo gbona ju mr naijababe lo. isale_gan2: Awww. . . .makes me wanna dance to Naeto C. When are you posting your own pic sef? I need to see if your swag is as bad as your brag.
naijababe? Don't mind her - she goes weak at the knees whenever I say I'll show up in her backyard. *Singing* Debo ko gb'omo wa, sugbon o le gb'omo lo. |
Re: O Ye My People! by isalegan2: 4:22pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Katsumoto: Forget about Blacksta the fluff-hater. Answer my question: Where does Tai Chi and Yoga fall in when evaluating physical fitness routines? I'm not even going to comment on what you and the [size=4pt]hyena-poking dog[/size] drank this ominous day. *(I got that name from a lunatic "friend" of Aja's) *Sensing Katsumoto wants a fight, I am keeping a low profile. Starting NOW! P.S. I see Omaj4 came out of hiding. Nothing to do with Karma something. No, not at all. Okay okay I'm |
Re: O Ye My People! by Kilode1: 4:37pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Katsumoto: Kini gbogbo eleyii?? blacksta: Bros just learn Gidigbo or Ijakadi (tested and trusted) Abeg forget all the story posted by my Japo-Spaniard brotha. He's "literally" pulling your legs |
Re: O Ye My People! by mbulela: 4:51pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
AjanleKoko: I hear Alomo improves your ability in this. Besides, the uniform is very affordable. |
Re: O Ye My People! by OAM4J: 4:51pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
isale_gan2: Yeah my coming out has to do with Kama Sutra Kilode?!: ROTFLMAO Gidigbo or Ijakadi (plus our own juju) Vs Wushu or Aikido or Jujutsu ( This Jujutsu be like say e get juju inside). Anyways I know the winner already |
Re: O Ye My People! by Katsumoto: 7:05pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
OAM4J: I am very sure its better than all the arts suggested by Katsumoto but this one has the ability to land you in serious wahala and you won't be able to defend yourself. So it's better to know both. isale_gan2: How many ways do I have to express the fact that I don't care about Tai Chi or Yoga? I am neither Jane fonda or an OAP. Don't mind that yeye OAM4J, came out like an eager 12 yr old as soon as he saw something related to man and woman wrestling. Kilode?!: Yo gidigbo can only take you so far. Don't kid yourself bro OAM4J: Winner is as clear as day. You can only do Gidigbo with the person that you can touch. |
Re: O Ye My People! by Katsumoto: 7:10pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
mbulela: What is Alomo? is it some sort of native via.gra? The uniform is not always cheap; sometimes you have to invest in some uniforms for the starters (round 1) and there are also other types equipment. *cough cough cough* |
Re: O Ye My People! by isalegan2: 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
If haven't already done so, go immediately to your most frequented NL sections and nominate your favourite posters, including favourite moderator. The threads are easy to find when you click each section. I think tonight, Naija-time, is the deadline for nominations. |
Re: O Ye My People! by isalegan2: 8:47pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
BTW, Kilode WTF is this s#!@ Kilode?!: I am sorry I embedded it. I cannot clean my ears and eyes hard enough to remove the 2mins I just spent watching that thing. Kilode, as the hip Naijas say, you don fall hand be that. That was atrocious! Please don't make me hurt you o. I broke my Vow of Silence to warn you about posting such, ever again. Naijas aping akata. Judas Priest! [size=2pt]I'm sorry if that was harsh. Just be glad I hate Katsumoto more.[/size] |
Re: O Ye My People! by Kilode1: 9:10pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
^ Glad you looooooooved it. I'll post more when I get a minute. BTW, even puff daddy can't make those small small Italian cars look cooler than that. Did you see the durag? Did you listen to the rhymes? Did you see that video girl with blonde hair? So hood, so cool Better than politics Epic! |
Re: O Ye My People! by Nobody: 9:24pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
mbulela: @ kilode, can't say i blame you per romance section decision, plenty comedy dey dia, u may begin to run from naija babes sha because e be like say babes don teach a few of the posters some unforgettable lessons |
Re: O Ye My People! by Kilode1: 11:12pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
naijababe: Coming from the authentic naijababe, I'll take your words of caution to heart. But kini emere fe fi Omo awo se? |
Re: O Ye My People! by Nobody: 11:15pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Kilode?!: beeni o, another one na counterfeit |
Re: O Ye My People! by blacksta(m): 12:18am On Dec 15, 2011 |
Kastumoto I have just watched the film Blood and Bone. Now that what I call martial arts. Which brand of MA is that? |
Re: O Ye My People! by isalegan2: 12:22am On Dec 15, 2011 |
Blacksta's training is going well with his Sensei, Katsumoto. Yeah, the Jap looked about as I expected. Didn't think Blacksta would be that yella sha; [flash=500,340] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4dkuYro4t8[/flash] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4dkuYro4t8 Looku haiyi. . .always looku haiyi! [flash=460,300] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BpwdhAhep0[/flash] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BpwdhAhep0 |
Re: O Ye My People! by Katsumoto: 1:44am On Dec 15, 2011 |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U are too funny. blacksta: I haven't seen the actual movie but I have seen the trailer. The main character (Michael Jai White) and some other fighters employed Wushu techniques and style. But other characters employed other mixed martial arts. Did you recognise Kimbo Slice (the black dude with the bushy beards) in that movie? He is/was the baddest underground fighter in the US before he joined the UFC. But his (Kimbo) style his more bare knuckle boxing. He is big on Youtube. naijababe: Ako ti po ju naijababe: The first section I used to frequent on NL was the romance section but I never used to post there. The stories there were too funny; I went there for comic relief. Then I discovered the politics just by chance and I haven't been back to romance since. Maybe I will join Kilode in the Romance section as well. Politics section has been hijacked by the , |
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