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ASUU Strike by frudokafor(m): 8:58pm On Dec 15, 2011
Quoting Dimeji "THE AGONY OF ASUU STRIKE:
The 2009 ASUU strike dat lasted
for 109 days brought out the
best and worst in d lives of many
students. When we resumed,
, many female students came with
ENGAGEMENT RINGS and
PROTRUDED BELLY. After
9months, THOSE BELLIES produced
names like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE,
ASUFUNMI, ASULIMA, ABISASU… This year’s
ASUU strike, I hope it wont
produce another wonder,especial ly
now that the WEATHER is
favorable [cold tinz]. So, we
won’t get to see babies’ names
like: HARMATANASU, ASUSEYI,
MOJERE, ASUGBEMI, ASUTUNDE,
ASUFIFEHANMI… and so on…
My condolence to all undergraduates in the Country!!"
Re: ASUU Strike by bunmioguns(m): 9:12pm On Dec 15, 2011
you try sha
Re: ASUU Strike by bright007(f): 9:14pm On Dec 15, 2011
grin grin grin grin
Now here is d joke!
Re: ASUU Strike by mikuz(m): 9:35pm On Dec 15, 2011
is this a joke or a survey?
Re: ASUU Strike by frudokafor(m): 9:41pm On Dec 15, 2011
Survey; Carried out by Child birth and Strike rate control (CBSR) in collaboration with the institiute of Names and Registry.
Re: ASUU Strike by mikuz(m): 9:47pm On Dec 15, 2011
i see,
then you must be their official media spokesman.
Isn't it?
Re: ASUU Strike by StudioCFR(m): 10:25pm On Dec 15, 2011
Weldone grin

I see u
Re: ASUU Strike by Emmyk(m): 10:25pm On Dec 15, 2011
The preposed joke seems too long sighting th first line, I quited. Who will tell me the moral lessons?
Re: ASUU Strike by frudokafor(m): 10:32pm On Dec 15, 2011
@emmyk, This one resemble Tales by moonlight
Re: ASUU Strike by Emmyk(m): 10:58pm On Dec 15, 2011
Okay, you try then.

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