A Calabar woman says to her mother: “I’m divorcing Chief Nwuze! All he wants is backdoor and my Naugthy-person is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a kobo.”

Mother says: “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get 1000 naira a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away because your Naugthy-person is having some fun?” if i were in your place, i will make him hit harder and longer at the bachdoor so that my allowance and cars will double. God refused me this opportunity