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2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by Bisowo(f): 9:24pm On Dec 28, 2011 |
2011 PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 BOMBSHELL QUOTES, 1. My husband and Sambo is a good people. 2. The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children. 3. My fellow widows. 4. A good mother takes care of his children. 5. The people sitting before you were once a children. 6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an International competition like this one, (addressing press men after Female Under- 19 FIFA World Cup). 7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow. 8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. 9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALIT Y. 10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. 11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. 12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. 13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. 14. Why will boko haram bomblast churches on christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, infact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr. President is more saddest 15. We all have HIV. 2 Likes |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by beylinko(m): 10:13pm On Dec 28, 2011 |
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow. 8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. Na wa for dis aunty, dis is becoming too common. 2011 as not ended,we will still hear more. 1 Like |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by Nobody: 9:14am On Dec 29, 2011 |
........... 1 Like |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by albacete(m): 2:16pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by ekeroyal(m): 6:02pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
Me is in love with this lady, she's all the greatest women I have see in this life. Her status of education is miscomparable, I swear. 1 Like |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by Nobody: 6:16pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
Bisowo: Now, this was sent to me by a friend. I'm still ROTFLAMAO. Peishee must surely win an award as a stand-up comedian if she were to feature in one! ILTO |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by bright007(f): 9:19pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
She is å Ph.D holder! 1 Like |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by realsammie(m): 3:15pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
;DGIRLS BEWARE! OJUKWU'S MANHOOD STILL LIVES ON 3 Likes |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by mandela101: 5:51pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
Wow, what an educated 1st lady we have. Very passionate about children |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by Ruqaya(f): 5:02pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
Hehehe |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by aboyaji(m): 12:48pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
abacha eeeeeeeeeeeeh!!! I no fit stop laughing eeeeh! |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by Exponental(m): 5:53am On Apr 26, 2012 |
Bisowo: Now, this was sent to me by a friend. I'm still ROTFLAMAO. Peishee must surely win an award as a stand-up comedian if she were to feature in one! |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by domwas2(m): 9:03pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
its my 1st time on joke section i ven't laughed since morning but now i'm lol |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by crackhouse(m): 7:41am On Apr 27, 2012 |
aboyaji: abacha eeeeeeeeeeeeh!!! I no fit stop laughing eeeeh!why are u calling a man whose grave is been use for rice and beans cultivation?. Always learn to respect a decayed former head of state pls. |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by onoti(f): 5:28pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
Leave dis woman alone cos i knw most of u lafin speak worst english dan her... |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by realsammie(m): 10:14pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
onoti: Leave dis woman alone cos i knw most of u lafin speak worst english dan her...i beg make we hear word..e be like say u too no sabi speak gud english |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by Ruqaya(f): 7:58pm On Apr 29, 2012 |
onoti: Leave dis woman alone cos i knw most of u lafin speak worst english dan her...good girl |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by Penhand(m): 6:28am On Jun 25, 2012 |
mandela101: Wow, what an educated 1st lady we have. Very passionate about children Especially the children that became widows by loosing their parents in one way or the other. |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by talk2tosep(m): 2:03pm On Jun 25, 2012 |
We all have HIV ;DWe all have HIV |
Re: 2011 Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Bombshell Quotes: by EbiJUNIRO(m): 8:28am On Oct 14, 2014 |
NoT hilarious enough! |
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