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If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by bingbagbo(m): 12:31pm On Dec 30, 2011
An IBOman, a YORUBAman and a HAUZAman are all going to be executed by a firing squad. The IBOman is taken out and told to face the wall so he does but just as they're going to shoot him, he shouts "Earthquake!" and the firing squad runs away. Then they bring out the YORUBAMANman and he faces the wall but just as they are going to shoot he shouts "Tidal Wave!" and the firing squad again runs away. The HAUZAman is brought out and they tell him to face the wall and just as the firing squad is about to shoot, the HAUZAman shouts, "Fire!" grin



( just fun, no tribalism intended please!)
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by ARareGem(f): 12:35pm On Dec 30, 2011
Hmmn. . .
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by bingbagbo(m): 12:45pm On Dec 30, 2011
^^^

are u a stammerer? grin grin
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by DAY12(m): 1:04pm On Dec 30, 2011
*Baayaaaa* =fire tongue
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by bingbagbo(m): 1:19pm On Dec 30, 2011
^^^

bush pig!!
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by Nobody: 2:05pm On Dec 30, 2011
JOKE GRADING : A



REMARK : NEEDS SCHOLARSHIP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! grin grin
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by MrResource(m): 3:18pm On Dec 30, 2011
grin grin grin
Nyc one Bin
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by bunmioguns(m): 3:31pm On Dec 30, 2011
bin gbagbo:

An IBOman, a YORUBAman and a HAUZAman are all going to be executed by a firing squad. The IBOman is taken out and told to face the wall so he does but just as they're going to shoot him, he shouts "Earthquake!" and the firing squad runs away. Then they bring out the YORUBAMANman and he faces the wall but just as they are going to shoot he shouts "Tidal Wave!" and the firing squad again runs away. The HAUZAman is brought out and they tell him to face the wall and just as the firing squad is about to shoot, the HAUZAman shouts, "Fire!"  grin



( just fun,  no tribalism intended  please!)


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Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by bingbagbo(m): 1:03pm On Dec 31, 2011
Mr.Resource:

grin grin grin
Nyc one Bin

DONkollione:

JOKE GRADING : A



REMARK : NEEDS SCHOLARSHIP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! grin grin





i feel sooooooooooooooooooooooo flattered!!! cry cry cry
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by Ajibel(m): 4:38am On Jan 01, 2012
An apology of a joke.
Critically dry, illiteracycally funny (i.e-ur an illi if its fuonny)
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by Nobody: 7:14pm On Jan 01, 2012
Dry joke. As dry as harmattan
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by oderemo(m): 9:38pm On Jan 01, 2012
Bin u are a clown that belongs in the circus.
What a crap yoke.
Ibo man, yoruba man , hausa mon,
yadi yadi yadi.
Mitshew.
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by Agybabe(f): 7:05am On Jan 02, 2012
Na wa o
Re: If U Dont Laff, Yab Me! by bingbagbo(m): 11:28am On Jan 02, 2012
^^^
how body nah, my lov? grin

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