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Funniest Joke On The Planet! by shadrach77: 3:38pm On Jul 05, 2012
Orode knocked on the gate of a
brothel in a red light district. The
madam opened the brothel door
to see a young man called Orode.
His clothes were all tattered and he
looked needy.
Can I help you?. the madam
asked.
I want Jane.
said Orode.
Young Man, Jane is
one of our
most expensive ladies,
perhaps
someone else.
No, I must see Jane.
Orode replied.
Just then Jane
appeared
and announced to Orode that she
charges N50,000 per visit.
Orode never blinked but
reached
into his pocket and handed her
fifty pieces of N1,000
notes. The
two went up to a room for an
hour whereupon Orode
calmly left.
The next night he
appeared again
demanding Jane.
Jane explained that no
one had
ever come back two nights in a
row and that there were
no discounts.
it was still
N50,000.
Again, Orode took out the money,
the two went up to the room and
he calmly left an hour later.
When Orode showed up
the third
consecutive night, no one
could believe it. Again, he
handed Jane
the money and up to the
room they went. At the end of
the hour
Jane questioned
Orode; No one
has ever used my
services three
nights in a row. Where are you
from?.
Orode replied;
I'm from Warri.
Really?. said Jane, I have a
brother who lives there and does
business.
Yes, I know!
Orode replied. He
gave me N150,000 to give to you

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Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by ronkebp(f): 4:09pm On Jul 05, 2012
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GAT TO BE KIDDING!!!! SO HE JUST KNACKED THE LADY FREE OF CHARGE.....CHEI!!! SEE SENSE....grin grin grin
Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jul 05, 2012
ronkebp: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GAT TO BE KIDDING!!!! SO HE JUST KNACKED THE LADY FREE OF CHARGE.....CHEI!!! SEE SENSE....grin grin grin


Please what is the meaning of KNACK?

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Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by ronkebp(f): 4:16pm On Jul 05, 2012
MOGUL.O:



Please what is the meaning of KNACK?


What is that ikebe -super...i used to read when i was much younger.... hmmm!!! i think it is "Nackson" unless i am not spelling it right....it is my own way of saying kpekusing.....

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Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jul 05, 2012
ronkebp:

What is that ikebe -super...i used to read when i was much younger.... hmmm!!! i think it is "Nackson" unless i am not spelling it right....it is my own way of saying kpekusing.....

Na wa oooo! what is kpekusing then?
Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by ronkebp(f): 4:25pm On Jul 05, 2012
MOGUL.O:


Na wa oooo! what is kpekusing then?

I knew you were going to ask me what kpekusing meant....let me break it down for you once and for all, so that we don't derail this thread.
1. to have s/e/x
2. to b.a.n.g
3. to f....k another.....hope you understand now....?
Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by Nobody: 4:32pm On Jul 05, 2012
ronkebp:

I knew you were going to ask me what kpekusing meant....let me break it down for you once and for all, so that we don't derail this thread.
1. to have s/e/x
2. to b.a.n.g
3. to f....k another.....hope you understand now....?

Yes anty!


but you spoil oooooo

all these names for just sex??
Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by kodred(m): 7:25pm On Jul 05, 2012
Area!!! Warri man no fit ever carry last

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