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Funniest Joke On The Planet! by shadrach77: 3:38pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
Orode knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called Orode. His clothes were all tattered and he looked needy. Can I help you?. the madam asked. I want Jane. said Orode. Young Man, Jane is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else. No, I must see Jane. Orode replied. Just then Jane appeared and announced to Orode that she charges N50,000 per visit. Orode never blinked but reached into his pocket and handed her fifty pieces of N1,000 notes. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon Orode calmly left. The next night he appeared again demanding Jane. Jane explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. it was still N50,000. Again, Orode took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later. When Orode showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again, he handed Jane the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Jane questioned Orode; No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?. Orode replied; I'm from Warri. Really?. said Jane, I have a brother who lives there and does business. Yes, I know! Orode replied. He gave me N150,000 to give to you 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by ronkebp(f): 4:09pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GAT TO BE KIDDING!!!! SO HE JUST KNACKED THE LADY FREE OF CHARGE.....CHEI!!! SEE SENSE.... |
Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
ronkebp: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GAT TO BE KIDDING!!!! SO HE JUST KNACKED THE LADY FREE OF CHARGE.....CHEI!!! SEE SENSE.... Please what is the meaning of KNACK? 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by ronkebp(f): 4:16pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: What is that ikebe -super...i used to read when i was much younger.... hmmm!!! i think it is "Nackson" unless i am not spelling it right....it is my own way of saying kpekusing..... 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
ronkebp: Na wa oooo! what is kpekusing then? |
Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by ronkebp(f): 4:25pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: I knew you were going to ask me what kpekusing meant....let me break it down for you once and for all, so that we don't derail this thread. 1. to have s/e/x 2. to b.a.n.g 3. to f....k another.....hope you understand now....? |
Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by Nobody: 4:32pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
ronkebp: Yes anty! but you spoil oooooo all these names for just sex?? |
Re: Funniest Joke On The Planet! by kodred(m): 7:25pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
Area!!! Warri man no fit ever carry last |
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