Efemena_xy:

Lol! No worries Jackpot - I'll be there

Just make sure you ready my spot (suitable for an outgoing queen) on the VIP table, you know things such as the following:

Venue: Must be respectable with lots of ladies, girlfriends and well wishers. . .No riff-rafts / area boys, else I nor go come o!

Seating: VIP table (of course) with lots of cushions, soft paddings, arm rests, foot rests and back rests for me - afterall, I be ajebutter. . .

Drinks: My favourite - Devil on horseback with a shot of bloody Mary (as an ex-bar man, you go don abi am b/4)

Flowers: As I dey joyfully part with my crown (lol!) - you go also present me with some blue and green roses

Entertainment: That one, I leave to your discretion. But make sure you organize an assortment of African & European dishes wen go last for over 3 days (I dey talk from experience. . .)

If I think of anything else, I go let you know. Oh, and what time does your party start today?

Efemena_xy:

Kai! Nigeria we hail thee!!

Well, either way (true or false), it shows innovation 'n dedication - abi?

**but el you get bad mouth nor be small thing o!**

L[b]oo[/b]l No mind me Nne -- Na my Nature of Profession put me for this Situation oo **Thinking Loud, maybe i should Jxt Switch profession with E[b]f[/b]e -- I turning into a Red pepper Seller and her becoming a reporter for El Marca**

Efemena_xy:

^^ Crazy dude!

Abeg leave ,Efe alone jor this na 2012

Your New Year's resolution supposed be to pick on some one else your size

Not to worry Love I'll deal with the Weight -- God who saw me tru with Idowu's Mega-Size will eventually see me tru with You!

El Guapo:

See as you take DEy blow a Lucky chance to get Down with a Pretty Press Boi -- Abi u still want to stick to Hamid who sells SuYa in Damaturu?

I even hear say Em wan Join Boko Haram as their Headquarters dey near to his house -- Salary Increment be dat

Studio CFR:

You dis Ibo man, why u dey always go about the whole of Nairaland telling women u be journalist?

You dey find wife on the internet abi na inferiority complex dey disturb you?

CHANGE STYLE ABEG

*no ofience*

**Speaking In the Voice Of the Great Odeen**

Ur Spell has Jxt been activated for Year 2012 -- Wishing u a happy Torment

Efemena_xy:

Hmmm - see bad belle

But to answer your question, I remain ever faithful to my Hamid

** and nope, I nor want pretty press boi - Efe is monogamous, she doesn't believe in polyandry. . .**

Besides, YOU DON'T EVEN SPEAK HAUSA!!!

But baby i do speak the Elder broda of Hausa i.e Arabic

Studio CFR:

You dis Ibo man, why u dey always go about the whole of Nairaland telling women u be journalist?

You dey find wife on the internet abi na inferiority complex dey disturb you?

CHANGE STYLE ABEG

*no ofience*

cry! Studio cry!! cry!!!

your jealousy will only make people to despise you.

Are you mad at him cos he violated you to third place?

Agybabe:

Jackpot I am so happy for you. Even when haters striked, you made it through. Happy new year. Enjoy the honour!

Thank you my lady. Happy New Year to you, my sweetest