A dumb HAUSA girl was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the Nigeria. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."

Her brother said, "O.K., what's the capital of Lagos?" The girl replied, "Oh, that's easy,its ' L'."

Not bad.

Another gir from Kano state reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: TRUE for heads and FALSE for the other side. Within ten minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a ten hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

YORUBA GIRL: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"

MAN: "It's 11:25PM."

YORUBA GIRL: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

Two calabar girl are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the younger one notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The older stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where is it?"

A policeman pulled a Yoruba man over after he'd been driving the wrong side of the highway.

police: Do you know where you were going?

man: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.