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| Diary Of A Lady At Sea by theORAKU(m): 3:24pm On Mar 15, 2006 |
Excerpts from a lady's diary DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man. DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. DAY FOUR Went to the ship's casino . did OK , won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband. DAY FIVE Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled. DAY SIX I saved 1600 lives today, Twice. |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bagoma(f): 11:58pm On Mar 15, 2006 |
ha ha ha   ,what a world heroine! |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Seun(m): 12:08am On Mar 16, 2006 |
Typical. On day four there was "no way" she could be unfaithful. |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bebe6(f): 3:12am On Mar 16, 2006 |
Yep, miss thang did exactly what she wanted to do! Silly heffa!  There is no way that his little pea brain threat would have caused me to commit an unfaithful act against my husbandhe would have been the one going overboard  and to think some women are this dumb in real life---wow! |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Seun(m): 3:45am On Mar 16, 2006 |
The woman was not dumb. It was an intentional mistake! |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bebe6(f): 4:01am On Mar 16, 2006 |
Ok Seun, I'll let you slide with that commentL. O. L. @ intentional mistake  Yea, you changed dairy to diary--that was driving me crazy everytime I looked at it |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bebe6(f): 4:02am On Mar 16, 2006 |
Oh, I guess it (the spelling) didn't change on the Nairaland Forum page |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by lioness(f): 1:57pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
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| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Farriel(m): 3:35pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
Intentional mistake indeed. |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by micklplus(m): 3:49pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
nice one i must confess.it is hilarious ! |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Rolly: 3:54pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
ok. that was funny but i doubt it was an intentional mistake  |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by ocho(f): 4:58pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
saved lives? i bet she did!*rolls eyes* what an excuse! Hilaroius though. |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by phantomcat(m): 5:18pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
she has a human heart and enjoys saving 1600 lives on her back. |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by spikelord(m): 6:47pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
She saved them indeed!!! I am the captain, |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bebe6(f): 7:28pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
spikey, don't make me get my belt |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bebe6(f): 7:49pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
Thanks Seun |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by akara(m): 8:10pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
My people "she should have been on the TITANIC. Imagine we would not have had to watch 'that film' |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by phantomcat(m): 10:22am On Mar 17, 2006 |
thats true akara, ur name makes me hungry |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Fluffy(f): 1:13pm On Mar 17, 2006 |
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| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by mustafar1: 6:58pm On Mar 17, 2006 |
yeah she saved 1600 lives and her intentional mistake helped make one more. cos technically at the end of the cruise there were 1601 peoples on board. |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Rhodalyn(f): 7:07pm On Mar 17, 2006 |
interesting one |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by WesleyanA(f): 5:57am On Apr 15, 2006 |
must_a_far: any cruise that lasted that long would be extremely boring don't you think  |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by kellygirl(f): 3:56pm On Apr 17, 2006 |
| nice joke |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by diva11(f): 8:51pm On Apr 17, 2006 |
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| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by kinglarry(m): 11:29pm On Apr 17, 2006 |
HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by tytylayor: 3:49pm On May 06, 2008 |
:d :d :d :d :d |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by saucekid(m): 3:54pm On May 06, 2008 |
sheesh! |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by TOYOSI20(f): 7:58pm On May 06, 2008 |
Kudos to her for her "Good Deed". . , |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by clemcykul(f): 10:52am On May 08, 2008 |
buahahhahhha lol |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by segunpc(m): 11:24am On May 08, 2008 |
ashewo |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by clemcykul(f): 12:36pm On May 08, 2008 |
is that ur sis name |
| Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by saucekid(m): 3:11pm On May 08, 2008 |
uhm. . . . . |
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