@ spoilt - will you be coming to LIBERIA my home town MONROVIA? if you don't come i will

davidylan:

hmmm expectations are very high. . .

i was kidding. don't want you guys expecting to see Agbani Darego and in will walk the jackdaw me. 

niceuzor:

@ spoilt - will you be coming to LIBERIA my home town MONROVIA? if you don't come i will

niceuzor
please dont cry dear.I really don't consider liberia a vacation spot but if you get me a round trip ticket i'll take it.  what do you say?

LOL.
david,It'll be nice to meet you someday

spoilt you don open your own thread ?
God have mercy.

yes na me

_{under the mango tree}

david abeg beg Seun to grant me independence.
October 1st came and went and I'm still caged

nwando:

david abeg beg Seun to grant me independence.
October 1st came and went and I'm still caged

you know how long i was in the gulag? You go beg tire. Obantalapipi now means business . . . ndo dear.

spoilt:

i was kidding. don't want you guys expecting to see Agbani Darego and in will walk the jackdaw me.

I'm expecting better than Agbani, i'm looking forward to a jaw dropping figure and face.

spoilt:

i was kidding. don't want you guys expecting to see Agbani Darego and in will walk the jackdaw me.

anyway,expecting agbani darego and seeing macy gray won't be that bad
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

davidylan:

you know how long i was in the gulag? You go beg tire. Obantalapipi now means business . . . ndo dear.

the boy has shown me pepper.
me of all people walking around in a hijab ?

nwando:

the boy has shown me pepper.
me of all people walking around in a hijab ?

join his growing harem. The women there always seem to get off the hook even when they go on a slandering spree.

nwando:

anyway,expecting agbani darego and seeing macy gray won't be that bad
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

ROFLMAO!!!
nwando take your time.  macy gray isnt unattractive. she just seems to prefer dressing like a tranny.

@davidylan
i don put myself inside wahala.
i have from now till december to go to my plastic surgeon with agbani's pic. hopefully he hooks me up well and i dont come out looking like cher instead.

I've never seen a "rare beauty" before so you bet i'm counting on you.
I can always use u as a template or reference point. No botox pls.

spoilt - habe trip ticket is not that cost na? as a traveller you suspose hold pepper?

davidylan:

I've never seen a "rare beauty" before so you bet i'm counting on you.
I can always use u as a template or reference point. No botox please.

u are still talking botox? Im going in for a full body lift. I cant let nairalanders down.

niceuzor:

spoilt - habe trip ticket is not that cost na? as a traveller you suspose hold pepper?

What do you want her to go and see in Monrovia? Charles Taylors rebels?

spoilt:

u are still talking botox? I'm going in for a full body lift. I can't let Nairaland users down.

Kai, i cant wait!

spoilt:

u are still talking botox? I'm going in for a full body lift. I can't let Nairaland users down.

carry on dear.
suck out the suckables and tuck in the tuckables.
Enlarge the enlargeables and uplift the upliftables.

Quote from: spoilt
ikoyi? big boy! i'll hook up with you if you want. will send you a mail.

HHm me big boy
Im getting there very soon. If i meet a big chick like you then ill definetely get there quick
Cool im expecting your email. take it easy and stay

my journey to the motherland is nigh!
i will be in nigeria next week. hurray!!!!! who ever wants to hangout should let me know. seriously i will hook up with as many nairalanders as possible. i promise.
gimme your names and numbers. spoilt will be calling you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be in Nigeria too next week, hey you never know we maybe on the same flight. I'm leaving from SFO airport, what about you ?

bwi.

@ spoilt,

when am i going to be honoured to meet u??

whenever you are coming to kaduna, just holla me on 80832534458 and you will land on the right hand. you will have the best of you holiday in kaduna

the right number is 08032534458. am fodiyo. just holla me

I have never met any nairalander. Would like to meet u Spoilt, though I am not an active poster I do read posts regularly.I live in Lagos,Allen ave, Ikeja.My email is sogbebo@yahoo.com .I know you are drop dead gorgeus.I nor bad too look at too.Well see ya and safe Journey.

Spoilt,
are u on world tour. Well, i am in bosnia,i know u'll come.hope u'll come and spoil me.

You mean u are really goin to 'hook up' wit many people.i hope u survive sha!



Just joking

Spoilt and Scambater, y'all should have a safe flight and have a great time in Nigeria .

Who f cuk waste time? Pick up a stone and you find many like spoilt everywhere.

saucekid:

@ spoilt,

when am i going to be honoured to meet u??

what's your number and where do you live?
i will call you.

fodiyo:

whenever you are coming to kaduna, just holla me on 80832534458 and you will land on the right hand. you will have the best of you holiday in kaduna

im going to be in kd for about 2 weeks. i'll call you fodiyo.

Romeoromeo:

I have never met any nairalander. Would like to meet u Spoilt, though I am not an active poster I do read posts regularly.I live in Lagos,Allen ave, Ikeja.My email is sogbebo@yahoo.com .I know you are drop dead gorgeus.I nor bad too look at too.Well see ya and safe Journey.

so if i'm not good looking you wont want to meet up?

Zandra1:

Spoilt and Scambater, y'all should have a safe flight and have a great time in Nigeria .

thanks a bunch. im not looking forward to being airborne!

chei
I wish I had money to go home again this year.
spoilt biko as you eat udala remember me

nwando no be you just return from naija? are you homesick?
its my turn now . i will remember you. will fedex the udara to you when i get back.

Naija sweet for Christmas especially in the village.
Kai
na so people go dey dash you udala,cook you moi moi.
struggling to braid your hair.

I hope you don't leave out the must haves for naija travel
Those $2.50 danish butter Christmas cookies in a tin are great??
Buy at least 7 or so.
Na so small children go dey sing your praises.
Buy animal cookies too and those dum dum pops.
Your neighbors kids will be asking for adoption.

Buy around 2 or 3 turkeys,cut them to pieces and roast in the oven well seasoned and dried and load them in Zip lock bags.
When visitors come,give them a few pieces with a bottle of coke.
They'll be praying for you.

Don't waste too much money on gifts.Go to dollar stores and walmart and buy little things like deodorant,body spray and little things here and there.
Walmart or K mart would have mens ties in packets on sale,buy for all the males you know/
Walmart has cheap but good wristwatches,buy for the females.

Rather than expensive gifts my sister go with cash.
They love it!!
twenty naira here twenty naira there,everyone is happy.

Lastly don't forget your digital camera.

I have been home several times,paid excess luggage once and never again.
Cash is appreciated in Naija more than anything else and it doesn't weigh much.

I forgot to add this.
Spoilt,get nice but cheap bracelets rather than clothing for distant relatives if at all,it weighs little.
Mom will like good gold wristwatch,necklace and bracelet set ,at least 2 conc. outfits and shoes to match. ,nice sweet smelling perfume in a large bottle, some olay body wash and Jergens lotion
[b]I just described my mom here
bags and bags of fruit of the loom underwear for men and women.

packets of soap for women,share it one one,two two.

when I go home my aunts and moms close friends usually get like 2 underwears and 2 tablets of soap.

Nwando, are u my auntie in disguise?
You just itemised the things just exactly the way she would. na wa o.

nwando:

bags and bags of fruit of the loom underwear for men and women.

dear old cheap fruit of the loom. the average naija man no know the difference

How about you just go home with a small suitcase? my preference. If they ask for money tell them things are tough here too.